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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fucking Donkeycunts
I've got a meeting at 1pm. There goes the pub

What has royally fucked you off today?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:43, 129 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
The telephone mainly

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:45, Reply)
Don't keep me hangin' on

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:46, Reply)
The royals fucking.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:47, Reply)
I'd quite like a go on Kate

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Don't get swipe on about Kate again

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Why what did she say last time?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:54, Reply)
She was boring
So what? She looks filthy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:55, Reply)
It was a total anti-Kate tirade

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:56, Reply)
jealousy innit
Swipey wants to be Queen
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:57, Reply)
I'm sure Brian May will have something to say about that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:59, Reply)
why?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:00, Reply)
Queen innit

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:00, Reply)
no youn are

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:03, Reply)
The fact that it's my last day and I'm being expected to work.
Nobody's even bought me a present. Fuckers. I'm definitely getting sacked. You'll gizza job, won't you sporto?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:48, Reply)
they already have a gimp in a box

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Well that means if I get a job there, you and I would be colleagues!
That'd be AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:51, Reply)
NO TALKING IN THE BOX

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:52, Reply)
I don't want a smelly frenchman in my box
how humiliating
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This could be taken out of context.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Stay out of my context

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:55, Reply)
Not even if he puts his hands up?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:55, Reply)
for Detroit?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:57, Reply)
RIGHT up

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:57, Reply)
...to the shoulder

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:02, Reply)
We've wore him out
We need a new one
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:51, Reply)
I'm not fucked off, just wallowig in a slight malaise

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:50, Reply)
I know nobody will ever see it, but the art compels me
s
mal bearn
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:54, Reply)
I'm feeling rather depressed, rather than royally fucked off, for a change.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Hey I forgot to ask did you post that letter?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:55, Reply)
It will have hit the doormat this morning.
The gates of hell are about to open.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:58, Reply)
Start looking for second hand french tanks

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:00, Reply)
There are plenty out there, with not so much as a scratch on them.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:01, Reply)
Watch out for dents in the rear.
From all that hurried reversing.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Fuck I must refreash between phones call's
you beat me to it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:11, Reply)
If there is any damage it tends to be comtained to the rear three quaters

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Have you contacted the ex?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Al it is WAR.
I've sent a menacing letter via my lawyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Oooooooooo, sounds sexy.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:15, Reply)
It really is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Make sure you test all 6 reverse gears

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:07, Reply)
I THINK WE ALL AGREE THAT THE JOKE HERE IS THAT THE FRENCH ARE COWARDS!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:15, Reply)
"Ding dong merrily on high, in heaven PATELS are ringing!"
HAHAHA genius. That's proper comedy, right there. It's like a shield of funny etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:55, Reply)
Afternoon Albert

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:57, Reply)
He's at it again today.
He's kindly linked me to a YouTube post of some kids singing Christmas carols, the mental cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:59, Reply)
i hope he doesn't kill himself on Christmas day by shoving his brandy soaked head into the fire

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:59, Reply)
We haven't had a proper bertdown in ages.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:00, Reply)
It's ok, I've sent you a box of moths in the post. I expect that'll push you over the edge

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a good one, for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:01, Reply)
Whats all this then?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:03, Reply)
Some poor cunt has literally gone insane on QOTW.
All because of good old Semen Patel.

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1802788
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:10, Reply)
My wife.
As usual failing to understand the consequences of spending more than you have coming in.
It has really Boyced up my day :(
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:01, Reply)
women are well stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:02, Reply)
Do you want to buy one?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:02, Reply)
I dunno, if she all earthmothery like you i suspect she has a bush like Bian Blessed's beard
what skills does she have?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:03, Reply)
I bet tangles is banned from going down because he keeps yelling
"DIVE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:07, Reply)
sometimes he puts his arm into it like Timothy Dalton does to that tree stump
thn pretends something has bitten him
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:10, Reply)
Fucking mindpiss - I was about to post something similar.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:11, Reply)
so what has mrs tangles been buying?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:12, Reply)
She plays a mean nose flute and can breastfeed an entire family of four.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:07, Reply)
Can AND DOES

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:12, Reply)
I have to say on behalf of my family that we really are frightfully grateful to her.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:15, Reply)
what do female deer have to do with anything

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:25, Reply)
I don't get th....HANG ON, I SEE YOUR JEST HERE!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:28, Reply)
I have three - count 'em, three! - cold sores.
I look like a crack addict, only without the sunken eyes and visible rib cage.

Also, I'm pretty sure the pub isn't going anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:04, Reply)
I am visibly aroused now

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:10, Reply)
got your microscope out have you>?
I'M SAYING YOU HVE A SMALL PENIS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:11, Reply)
I GET THIS JOKE THAT YOU HAVE JUST MADE!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:13, Reply)
I think Ive been pretty lucky to have avoided herpes.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:02, Reply)
You should make that your sig.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:04, Reply)
useless shitcunts calling in sick on a friday night.
Wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:10, Reply)
Wot cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:11, Reply)
they're lying
go around to their house and hide in the bushes then when they come out punch them in the tits
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:11, Reply)
Good advice 'Jimmy Nail'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:12, Reply)
wye aye

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:13, Reply)
probably,
It's the stupid bitches birthday tomorrow, and is going away for the weekend. Pretty sure she just wanted to get away earlier. Pissed me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:16, Reply)
fire her, do it, DO IT, DO IT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:18, Reply)
cunt got a note from one of the quacks at the student health centre.
Student doctor wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:26, Reply)
it's probably fanny rot, the SLAAAAAAAAG

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:29, Reply)
why is it always sex with you?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:43, Reply)
He's a deeply damaged person.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:45, Reply)
between him and sex-pest extraordinaire Battered,
I'm surprised there are any girls here at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:50, Reply)
There aren't.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Course she is.
Do a Kroney on her. Sack her in her absence.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:19, Reply)
poor Kroney, nose pressed against the window, selection of airport goodies under his arm for his "colleagues "

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:20, Reply)
I'll get back and find they've blocked my swipe card.
Worse than changing the locks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:21, Reply)
it's just a glitch you'll think, I'll speak to "Fred" in security
except it won't be Fred, Fred will be gone. No one will know wo you are or even lend youa bus fare home.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:23, Reply)
"Oh, I'm sorry no, sir. We've never had a Kroney working here. Do you have the right building?"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:24, Reply)
'Is this man bothering you? oh he's french, back on the ferry for you "Jean-Claude"'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)
I've had nightmares like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Nothing yet.
Subject to change.

I predict that Christmas shoppers will late on though and queues. and crowds.

Nothing a cheeky, overpriced drink at the Christmas markets wont sort.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Newcastle is fucking mental today

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)
I live in Manchester now... 4 times the mental.
Even the snow doesn't stop Geordies!

I was having a laugh at all the non grit posts on the Council Facebook.
People aren't happy! The council were adamant their lorries were 'out in force'.

Throwing grit on snow does frig all.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Fucking coffin-dodgers
Must be a SAGA coach trip in town, place is full of them, sucking their Werthers and standing aimlessly in the way. And their lack of manners-not one of them says excuse me before shoving
their way past.
Should be banned from town centres at lunchtime, they have all day to shop, why go when it's busy? ?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:33, Reply)
where are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:34, Reply)
like I'm going to answer that on here

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:38, Reply)
I'm in London
that wasn't so hard was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)
That's what YM said

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:41, Reply)
You won't have heard of whichever northern town he's from, so it doesn't really matter.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:41, Reply)
that is what google is for
i can watch the poverty and degradation from a afar, with out exposing my self to the harmful vapours these places emit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:43, Reply)
You've been looking in Tower Hamlets?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:45, Reply)
OI

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:47, Reply)
OI OI!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:52, Reply)
*savaloys*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:57, Reply)
thanks "Scarpe"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Luckily there is hardly any poverty or degradation in London, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:46, Reply)
nope, none at all

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is true
The country ends at Watford Gap services and everything North of that is labelled "Here Be Dragons"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Dragons whippets
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is true
My next door neighbour has one.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Dragons flat caps
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Dragons tuberculosis
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Dragons fresh air and nice people.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:36, Reply)
The Who'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:40, Reply)
just push a few over,
Blame the icy conditions.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:43, Reply)
WELL THIS IOS GOOD

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Sent from your iPhone

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Someone start a new 'un

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:57, Reply)
I GET THIS JOKE!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:00, Reply)

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