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ExperimentationIt's about this time that I'll start testing out new recipe's for Christmas dinner. What are you experimenting with at the moment, and how is it going?
Alt. Views on the mother of the child with a tumour who refused him surgery. Neon is a bit of an unfortunate name to be associated with radiotherapy.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20769155
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:54,
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they should both have the surgery, so it's fairI made cupboard curry yesterday, ie i bought nothing but made a tasty dinner out of stuff I already had
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:57,
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How environmentally friendly!I see the Mother's worry but if a Doctor is telling you your child needs radiotherapy then you would.
Doctors are trustworthy, right..?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:59,
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wait till they publish the surgeons death rates...the media dn public will havea field day getting over excited about misrepresented data(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:01,
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I fucking hate the shit they conme out with about patients needing to be kept informedbut then they refuse to disclose their fucking taxes and expenses.
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Why don't you just download them?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:27,
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Do you think this is enough of an excuse to make sausages in blankets tonight?(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:58, Reply)
And I better buy a bottle of bourbon to make a marinade as well I guess.(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:00, Reply)
deffoi wish i had some gin, i really fancy some gin tonight. maybe I'll buy some gin on the way home.
Gin.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:00,
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I bought a nice new bottle of sherryI had to try it the other night. It was a good purchase.
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I'm not sure I have ever drunk sherryit has such an old woman aura about it. I guess your's was dry though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:05,
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Proper sherry from spainIt's a fortified wine like port, only it tends to be a lot sharper. Good sherry goes well with salted almonds. Cream sherry can eat my weeping anus.
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what a lovely picture you paint with sound
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:09,
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Matusalem Old Oloroso Sherry is one of the nicest drinks on earth,I defy anyone but the mentally retarded not to love it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:26,
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This made me laugh.It may just be the bitter laugh of recognition of actually living with that thought process though.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:05,
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Hey - only two weeks to go!I'm really impressed you've managed to keep at it.
I might have another go next year.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:12,
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Your photos I meanNot just photos in general.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:49,
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where do you stand on the issue of devils on horseback or even more controversial angels on horseback?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:00,
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oysters innit or maybe scallopsEDIT: no it's definately oysters
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:03,
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Oysters would be "fucking shit".Scallops would be a bit of a waste, plus yould have to eat them really fresh, whereas you can make a whole load of devils and it doesn't matter if they get a bit cool.
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angels_on_horseback
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:05,
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Just read thatin Merkin land their pigs in blankets are actually sausage rolls.
And wikipedia also suggests stuffing your prune or date with mango chutney before wrapping in bacon.
Now that sounds good.
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might be too sweetalthough i fucking love mango chutney
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:08,
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I've heard you're a bit of a chutney ferret.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:11,
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That reminds me, I need to buy some nails and four by two on the way home.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:11,
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Holy shit.I did not mean that the way I just realised it reads.
It was supposed to just be a shitty joke about Jewsons, not some crucifixtion thing.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:12,
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OfficelolYou are also aware of the cockney rhyming slang angle on this, right?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:13,
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Well, yes, actually, but I'd forgotten that too until you just reminded me of it.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:14,
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That's the way I read it.Then I remembered that it's Two by Four, not Four by Two.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:15,
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Yes b3th, 'two by four' rhymes with 'Jew'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:18,
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Oh, I meant 'two bt four' - 'whore'Is that not where you were going?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:20,
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Christ b3th just go back to bed will you?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:28,
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I hoping this makes the popular page, just for out of context lolz(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:13,
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Yes!Im doing some sprouts in pancetta because I can.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:59,
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It doesn't mention the opinions of his brothersArgon, Krypton and Xenon.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:58,
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anyone stupid enough to call their child neon, shouldn't be allowed a say in their health or for that matter anything(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:59,
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Argon, 0Krypton, 8
Xenon, this would be a great joke if I wouldn't have to resort to a long google search to find a way to make it work
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:03,
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Would it now.Would it really
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:10,
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That took too long to work out.Well done.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:11,
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CD arrived - you fucking heroThanks v v much, bless you sir
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:10,
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Splendid,I sent a second copy to my brother. It may cause him to speak to me.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:12,
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I bet it will, they're great those albums.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:19,
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Yeah! I even copied the sleeve.I doubt many of the artists involved would be alive now to collect the lost royalties.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:29,
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It's fine!Someone on here told me so.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:30,
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I am experimenting with drugs.I am a very thorough scientist and insist on rigorous repeat results before I am prepared to publish my findings.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:59,
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Are you gonna cahse the dragon with dozer tonight?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:59,
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Dozer is too busy fretting over the whisky Monty is putting in his marmalade.(
Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:03,
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He's too busy chasing trampsYou know, so he can steal their Special Brew.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:10,
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The joke, right, is that I've got not money!!!!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:19,
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What's even funnier, right,is that you've probably still got more than me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:21,
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Snobbery.I'd say it's going rather well you scrofulous peasant.
Alt: sounds like the court did right, based on the limited info available.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:06,
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Are we going to hug this out or what?I promise not to give you anything I caught down the mines.
How's a nice mug of Horlicks before bed so you don't wake up an utter bastard?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:15,
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I have hugged northerners before, didn't catch anything either.still not sure about you though.
I need drugs man, proper drugs, not horlicks. Where's Monty when you need him?
Also if you think this is me being n utter cunt you are a softer shite than I thought. this comes under the heading of 'playful'.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:34,
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You did have me bashing my keyboard a bit before, but other than that you're a character on this LOLboard so I don't take it too seriously(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:45,
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You should touch your penises together to seal the truce(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:46,
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Nah, he's still an illiterate povo cunt.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:54,
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CQ speaks the truth.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:47,
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Well, about the 'hugging northerners and not catching anything', at any rate.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:21,
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Oh bollocks, Wilf.Even at your most deranged you cannot muster up much in the way of malice.
It's more 'worrying' than 'scary' I can assure you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:52,
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I put up with you, don't I?you must have a point.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:55,
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I sometimes feel like the only sane one here(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:58,
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Christ Jason. A fucking food thread.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:21,
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My experimentation was food.The topic itself is open to interpretation.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:44,
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I'll experiment all over your face in a minute (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:27,
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fucking hell a three valleys ski pass is 260 Euros*1st world problems*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:24,
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Three valleys has always been a rip off ski pass wise.You can get some group deals though.
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you save 15 euros each, or less than the price of a burger and chips up the mountain(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:27,
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They are my water company too.So I get ripped off every day.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:31,
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I'm tentatively experimenting with optimism
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:54,
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i guess optimism will be the death of me(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:01,
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alright caves.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:28,
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evening piggly wighow's you this evening?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:35,
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Pretty sharp, Chilling before the quiz.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:38,
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we only got 20/40 in our quiz yesterdaythat's bad even for us
do you make yours really hard?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:49,
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