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What's the best present you've bought for someone this christmas?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:02,
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I've bought my mum a donkey water bottle holder
I will leave you to parse that as you like
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:04,
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I've only bought one present this Christmas.
and it's not that good.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:04,
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What is it?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:06,
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Chocolates for my sister.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:08,
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what about all the ones you shoplifted?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:07,
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Did you download any?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:08,
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Vinyl, dude.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:08,
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I've bought my sister a £30 candle
She'd better be fucking happy with it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:09,
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If someone got me a candle I sure as hell wouldn't think it cost £30.
What's so great about it?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:10,
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It has variable speed vibrations and realistic spunking action.
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Peej, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:12,
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and you get a fantastic show if while it's inserted and lit, she does a trump
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:19,
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Fuck knows
She asked for a Jo Malone candle, they're usually about £40, I managed to get it cheaper. Still don't have a fucking clue what's so special about them.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:40,
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They say "Jo Malone" on them
and then, very small, on the bottom "Jesus fuck, we saw you coming"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:47,
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shit all.
Your sister is a mug.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:47,
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This is most likely true
But it's well within the budget, and makes buying stuff for her easy, so I don't mind too much.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:52,
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Al you scared off all the posters, you're a prick.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:09,
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Booze.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:11,
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I bought my wife some french undies (amongst other things)
its not the best present for her but its the best one I bought because the memory of the very attractive, young, French lady asking me "For Christmas?" and winking at me will stay with me for ever.
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Peej, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:11,
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The best thing about french underwear is that they're always white, and have a handy hole to put a stick in them
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:14,
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^ I like this post ^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:18,
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These aren't white
I have failed
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Peej, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:19,
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she was winking because she thought you were going to wear them
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:20,
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I am, it wouldn't be a present for my wife if she wore them for me now would it
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Peej, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:28,
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louboufuckingprickstupidcuntshoetins
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quintsy, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:14,
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Still with your girlfriend then?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:14,
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Things are still going well with your girlfriend then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:15,
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Why won't you talk about your girlfriend?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:27,
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is there something wrong with your girlfriend?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:44,
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apart from the tumour-tits obv
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:45,
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Box set of Noggin the Nog books.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:18,
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What are you getting for Lusty?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:18,
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N W
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:24,
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My brother already made up a whole alternative cast including Blackulus the bird etc
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:25,
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He's such a lolmeister
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:26,
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I bet he's really good at impressions.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:37,
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Not as good as me!!!
My 'Kenneth Williams' is as good as it is topical - IF NOT MORE SO!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:44,
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A huge aquarium for my daughter.
She wants to get one of those evil looking albino salamander things...Axolotl?
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Ken Oath, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:18,
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THey're not evil
THey're AWWWWSNUGGLESSS
cuigly.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/axolotl-21.jpg
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:19,
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Jesus.
I hope the dog kills it.
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Ken Oath, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:20,
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:(
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:22,
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you've got a scuba-dog?
Ace.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:48,
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Axolotls are awesome
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:06,
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A bike
There I said it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:18,
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push or motor?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:22,
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Fuck off you're not allowed to fix it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:22,
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I've just read this
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-20785456 A one year old girl? Please let that be a misprint. FFS! My head just can't cope with that shit
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Peej, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:22,
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THERES TWENTY OF THEM!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:23,
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fucks sake.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:24,
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Fucking Hell
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Ken Oath, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:28,
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Phwoarr
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:35,
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I mean 'fuck's sake'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:35,
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Fucking hell.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:44,
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I know, the Lostprophets are a fucking terrible band
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:49,
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fucking hell
what an utter cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:07,
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I'd need to see a photo of the one year old before I can decide how to feel
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:28,
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Someone I know just sent me a survey for their degree.
I replied "wank" to every answer. Lol I'm
hilarious!
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:25,
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So poppet sent it you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:25,
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Nope, I don't think she has my email address. This is a IRL person.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:26,
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Them Irish deserve all they get
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:28,
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Lots of books & traditional toys for my daughter.
Still have to buy my wife her main gift; struggling for ideas*.
*this is not a request for suggestions
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:30,
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You should get her some computer games.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:37,
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A pair of shorts.
Oh hang on, she's already got you and Battered Jr!!!!!
LOLOLOL
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:37,
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I am however requesting suggestions for my girlfriend.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:38,
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Sounds like a fair swop
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:40,
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Some grease for her stripper pole?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:42,
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From what I understand you don't want it to be slippy.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:43,
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Some sandpaper for her stripper pole?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:44,
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haha. I dun a rofl.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:50,
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oh you missed some excellent internet earlier
Naked Ape ignored me to callign him a bent spastic.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:53,
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i had to go and cry in the toilets and then go and see the nurse :'(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:05,
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Terrible bulling of the people from poland.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:29,
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Take her to an owl sancturary, or a Victorian folly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:43,
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She would fucking love going to see owls.
But I don't know where there's any decent ones.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:44,
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Yeah, the closest is in Leicester.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:48,
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It was a Partridge reference.
I hate owls.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:45,
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She's obsessed with them.
It's worrying, might adopt an owl for her or sometihng.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:47,
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I know!
Get her a teat-owl!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:48,
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LOLOLZORZ
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:49,
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find some place that does falconry.
it's a fucking good laugh. and there are usually owls.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:50,
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She can do a day being an owl keeper at a sanctuary for £120...
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:55,
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If you do falconry you get to watch them kill shit, though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:57,
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That would be good.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:58,
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I know a cracking owl sanctuary
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:04,
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they do good omelettes
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:32,
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there's one in cheshire my parents
went to. They loved it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:31,
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Paul Ross mug
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:47,
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*****
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:00,
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Surprise weekend away in Barcelona, got a good reception
at the other end of the scale I once bought my mum, what turned out to be a log.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:04,
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What did you think it was?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:08,
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I went for a different angle this year
Have got a weeks shopping in for the folks and my Gran. All the finest bollocks with cheese boards, wines, champers, biscuits and the usual Christmas rubbish
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:04,
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I am a terrible human being and have so far only
bought a present for my guinea pigs. It was a little hut thing and, until this morning, they mostly seemed to think it was haunted.
Other people are getting things from Russia. I suppose the best thing will be the baby blanket I'm making for someone at work for secrete santa, but it's going to be late.
oh and homemade jam and chutney
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:04,
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Mate of mine
got a lump of hash the size of a matchbox for 50p, on a school trip to Moscow.
Can I have one of those plz mate?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:07,
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will see what I can do
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:09,
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chz bbz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:11,
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Haha, I love it when they put the wrong price tags up in the shops
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:49,
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my guinea pig ignored all the fancy shit we got it and just sat in a cardboard carpet roll tube
until it fell apart from chewing and piss
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:31,
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i often give them boxes to play with
working in a photo lab used to be good for big tubes (from the rolls of photo paper), my hamsters liked those
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:33,
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They were getting high on the fumes.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:36,
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Don't be negative.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:41,
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'Evening Jeff, hows life?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:42,
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It's alright.
apart from this whole Christmas thing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:46,
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It is a pain, I don't want to be forced to have time off at the coldest and wetest time of the year.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:51,
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I bought my partner's son a Leatherman tool
The first one I bought didn't have sufficient gadgets so I swapped it for one with loads. He does a bit of mountain climbing, and it may come in useful.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:24,
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does it have a bone saw?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:32,
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look, you're just going to have to get one for yourself
those bones aren't going to just disappear on their own and the acid bath will take a while if you don't chop them first
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:34,
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No, a saw made of the finest steel.
I may include some cable ties, so he has some tourniquets with him.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:34,
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I've finished work for the year
And I'm in the pub.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:39,
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I still have tomorrow and a chunk of Friday
I can't fucking wait
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:41,
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When are you going skiing?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:47,
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i'm not
but I am going to go to a nuclear bunker, only a little late for the end of the world
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:49,
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