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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's Thursday morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:12, 119 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
It is.
And I'm in bed. Thanks to me having finished for the year.

Beat that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:17, Reply)
Fuck you
Fuck you right in the ear
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:03, Reply)
I hurt.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:18, Reply)
Everybody hurts
Sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:19, Reply)
Really?
I Claudius
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:21, Reply)
I
Wanna punch you in the throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:34, Reply)
I
say.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:43, Reply)
That fits rather nicely with "Ding Dong."
(And don't you be telling me you meant that)
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Pure coincidence.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:53, Reply)
I think i might have to have a little lie down later on.
Maybe a little cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:53, Reply)
Oh Winders.
Why do we do it to ourselves?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:55, Reply)
I dunno.
Cracking night though.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:03, Reply)
I have one more day left.
Though I'm pretty sure after my behaviour last night I won't have a job to go to come January.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:16, Reply)
Please elaborate

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Did you put your willy in someones pint?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:32, Reply)
More likely someones willy in her pint

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:34, Reply)
We don't have anything on draft.
It was a bit of an odd night and I got a bit messy.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Despite sleeping for about 12 hours, I feel like shit.
Also, I forgot to sort out any lunch, which also is shit.

Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:20, Reply)
At least your honest about your lunches.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:21, Reply)
his honest about his lunches?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:26, Reply)
I'll assume you meant to write "you're" there, and that you are not, in fact, Naked Ape in disguise
It was going to be pretty damn good actually, pork, new potatoes, veg and apple sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:56, Reply)
We are one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:05, Reply)
So what? There's one of those every week.
Alright Winthorpe?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:20, Reply)
Mortimer. Randolph.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:22, Reply)
And she stepped on the ball.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:24, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:26, Reply)
Extra primo-good!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:32, Reply)
Egg nog?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:34, Reply)
Pleased to help me with my rucksack?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:35, Reply)
Racist!

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:36, Reply)
Mother always said you were greedy

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:37, Reply)
THOSE MEN WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:40, Reply)
This is *the* sports watch of the '80s.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:42, Reply)
Stop putting your coals out on my rug

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:44, Reply)
Oh, ho, ho, thank you for correcting my English which stinks!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Clarence Beaks!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:26, Reply)
You could have broken that news to me more gently.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:24, Reply)
alright homegirls?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:25, Reply)
alright Monty?
I have manflu or something else deadly serious like that.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:31, Reply)
Hello there.
I am saddened by this news and urge you to return to full health at your earliest convenience.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:33, Reply)
Your words have curative powers. I'm feeling better already, O Healer.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:53, Reply)
*waves hand*
PICK UP THY BED AND WALK!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Can't do it.
We have a superking with a massive upholstered headboard.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:15, Reply)
Typical lazy Paddy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:22, Reply)
Ello
Did crackhouse baby's present arrive?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:24, Reply)
It did! It did! Just now. Awesome, thank you.
Potatoes!
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Do we get to bring games in tomorrow?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:32, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:34, Reply)
No doubt you'll bring some fucking homeopathic crystal healing version of Operation in.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:35, Reply)
Or the Islamic version of Guess Who

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:36, Reply)
Lol
Does your person have a full head covering?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:37, Reply)
Are they carrying a rucksack?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:39, Reply)
Does he have a beard?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:40, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:50, Reply)
I can't begin to tell you how shit that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:53, Reply)
Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:56, Reply)
I'm sensing a lot of negative energy in your chakra.
Have you considered a course of reiki?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:36, Reply)
You keep your Japanese porn therapy to yourself, please.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:37, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:37, Reply)
Sorry about this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:59, Reply)
In other news, the big meeting that was my main reason for coming to Poland this week has just been cancelled.
Great. So tomorrow I have to suffer temperatures as low as -13 for nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:01, Reply)
I feel for you, small creatures find it harder to maintain their core temperature as their surface area to body mass ratio is greater

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:03, Reply)
Unlucky mon

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:04, Reply)
Don't die.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:06, Reply)
#sadtimes

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:08, Reply)
I have a hangover and I'm late for work, happy thursday

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:01, Reply)
thursday night here.
I am so happy! Home at the folk's place.

downside though, I've had hives for the last three days. steadily getting worse. right now, two of my left fingers will NOT bend...
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:06, Reply)
Hate to say I told you so...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:08, Reply)
I have no idea what you told me in the first place...

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:08, Reply)
I get this.
I wish I didnt, but I do.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:14, Reply)
Scandinavian rock lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:15, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:15, Reply)
I like them.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:28, Reply)
It certainly is
Morning all. I have bacon
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:19, Reply)
i might have some sausage and paracetamol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:21, Reply)
Oh dear
Big night?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:22, Reply)
well, I was home by 10, but started drinking at 4
company was paying and I didn't eat any supper
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:24, Reply)
I have periactin. Thinking about taking it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:45, Reply)
A late entry for Thread of the Year here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:33, Reply)
fucking cunts haven't buttered my sausage sandwich can this day get any worse?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:35, Reply)
You shouldn't put up with this sort of thing.
Go and kick off with them.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:37, Reply)
i don't have the energy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:38, Reply)
and my coccyx hurts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:38, Reply)
You are a pathetic creature today, aren't you nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:55, Reply)
i am feeling a bit weedy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:56, Reply)
bit early for that isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Ew
Sausage (and bacon) sandwiches shouldn't be buttered. That's what the sauce is for.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:58, Reply)
pretty slow isn't it tangler

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:35, Reply)
If it carries on at this pace I may have to do some work.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:36, Reply)
just realised i have my wife's car keys
she needs the car

piss
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Don't come home just yet.
Give us another hour.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:43, Reply)
tantric prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:45, Reply)
some people might like this
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-20780372
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:37, Reply)
I'm celebrating an entire 45 mins sober
I will have my dignity soon
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:36, Reply)
that seems unlikely

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Well until lunchtime anyway.
Babysteps, innit
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:39, Reply)
YOU CAN DO IT ALAN!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:46, Reply)
i have tried to breathe some life into this twitching corpse with a shiny NEW THREAD

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:57, Reply)

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