so i'm off to barbados tomorrow and it's pissing it down there too, fucksocks
what has pissed on your chips recently?

or a cheerful alt: what has made you dun a LOL?

altalt: are you vain? what is the vainest thing you've ever done in the name of vanity?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:56, 77 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm extremely vain.
Me and shop windows have a close relationship. And then every once in a while, I'll have a lazy couple of days and descend in to looking like a tramp surprisingly quickly.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:00, Reply)

You are Naked Ape AICMFP
#windowlicker
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:07, Reply)

you logged on just for that?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Yes
Goodbye
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:13, Reply)

alt: you going to rainy barbados
altalt: no
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:01, Reply)

uhhh not much! It's christmas time, and I love this time of year.
I laughed so hard at my mum shrieking with surprise when I came home this afternoon. Was very funny.

and only in some respects, am I vain...
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:01, Reply)

The fact that I appear to have a hangover despite only drinking two glasses of wine
I'm very much looking forward to finishing work on Friday to get a proper hangover.

Alt:
My boss getting a card from his wife which appeared to mourn his passing

AltAlt:
Nope - not at all.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Altalt: I'm pretty sure this thread is about me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:02, Reply)

9 answers that took
/offtopic, I'm looking at you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)

It's like I'm the only one even trying here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)

i assumed it was about dozer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:05, Reply)

shut up, woman.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)

:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:06, Reply)

The fact I slept 12 hours and still feel like shit.
Alt: I quite appreciated this

AltAlt: I'm not.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:05, Reply)

hahaha!
ZING!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Goooooooooood morning OffTopic! etc
This made me do a sad. Although I should have seen it coming, look at that hair, the man is 35 years old FFS. That fringe is the follicular equivalent of the Child Catcher's net.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:11, Reply)

"it was worth though to stop them making music" - AA

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:12, Reply)

I'm not allowed to comment on it
As everytime I say 'at least this means we won't have to hear them anymore', AW blames me for the child being molested in the first place. He's like a spasticated version of the Daily Mail.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:12, Reply)

If being shit at music was directly correlated to the hideousness of your kiddy fiddling exploits
U2 must be shitting it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Damn, now I have to amend my post
Quick, think of another shit band! It's not easy in this day and age...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Aw man, that made me laugh like a spasticated horse
well done.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Terrible equine bullying
Cheers. It's actually not as easy to think of shit bands since a) Oasis split up and b) I realised that I'm too old to listen to Radio 1
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Technically I think the Daily Mail is already a spasticated version of the Daily Mail
but I take your point. Anyway the Prophets aren't as bad as all that, their last album was surprisingly decent even if they hadn't done a good one prior to that since about 2003. If that's what you recommend to stop the Prophets what horrific measures would you put in place to split up U2?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:15, Reply)

They were god awful sit cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Cunts aren't for sitting
Bottoms are for sitting.

Silly Jesus.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Their music is fucking awful DF, always has been.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:18, Reply)

In comparison to what, say?
I mean, in comparison to NDubz, fucking everything is Mozart.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Other bands they've played gigs/tours with
Flogging Molly once played on support with them, and they're hugely superior IMHO
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I've come into work and forgotten to set the fucking tellybox to record the 20/20
Also, this is Scotland, it's the shortest day of the fucking year, it'd be dark up here even if it wasn't dreich. The lights on my car say it's night. The satnav reckons it's night. So why the fuck are pricks driving round without their fucking lights on? Gene pool needs some chlorine.

Altalt: I'm not vain. I know I'm brilliant.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Isn't that tomorrow?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Fuck knows. My point still stands.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:20, Reply)

It bloody will be if the world ends
which it totally might
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:23, Reply)

LOL
www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-20/toddler-incubates-nest-of-deadly-snakes/4438746
( Ken Oath, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Soon as my kid can walk
I'm taking it to my mates in Sydney to make it immune to spiders. They need to learn young.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)

One can never be immune to spiders.
Just mash them with your shoe.
( Ken Oath, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:53, Reply)

I am off to my work Xmas bash
Dressed in a manner that would make Dozer cry.

this is all motherfuckers.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Is it more alternative than Dozer's clothing, or less?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:00, Reply)

More alternative????
If that were possible, he would explode in envy.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:08, Reply)

I have a debt recovery client who this week has found the debtor living with his missus, after going to ground for the better part of a year.
His christmas present to the debtor is a summons for an oral examination and a separate hearing to have the debt attached to his house and sale subsequently ordered. HO HO HO
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Are you taking his teeth?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:00, Reply)

or his genitals?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:09, Reply)

New thread posted.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:09, Reply)