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PsychoChomp's (the real one) AMA!!!!(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:32, 135 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
What's it like having a girlfriend who's a sex worker?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:33,
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Don't you mind having sloppy seconds after a 'client' has been there?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:35,
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stirring another man's porridgeas it were
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:36,
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What really happened between you and Swipe?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:33,
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She seems to think the fact I don't find her funny, charming, interesting or intelligent is because I'm a cunt, and hasn't seemed to let that go for several years.(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Did you fuck her?Edit: I bet he doesn't answer this
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:39,
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How many paperclips does the NHS use in a year?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:34,
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I dunno, chloroform needs direct physical application, rohypnol is ingested so pros and cons on both.(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Do you want to come to Hawkwind in Jan with me and Windy?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:36,
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There is talk about that, I'll check with the boss and let you know around christmas time.Girlfriend will be coming too I think.
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Do you actually like 70's psych rockers "Hawkwind"?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:37,
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I think it'll be a good show, and I'm sure I'll have fun.(I don't think I've ever heard any of their stuff.)
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I have heard "Silver Machine"which featured on the "greatest rock album in the world ever" back in 1996
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:40,
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It will be, they have excellent lights and backdrops etc.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:41,
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Plus you'll slip him some acid beforehand.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:42,
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*nose/point*Make a nice change for *his* drink to be spiked for once.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:46,
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if xy=1 what is the value of: 2(x+y)^2/2 (x-y)^2 ?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:36,
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If you expand it you get.2x^2+2xy+2y^2
2x^2-2xy-2y^2
which I think cancels down to either 1 or -1
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But2^(x+y)^2/2^(x-y)^2 = (2^(-2)^2)/2^(-1 - (-1) )^2 = 16/1 = 16.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:49,
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Only if it's actually 2^(x+y)^2/2^(x-y)^2(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:58,
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As explained in my* post at www.manhattangmat.com/forums/if-xy-1-what-is-the-value-of-2-x-y-2-2-x-y-2-t2912.html
*you can't prove it isn't
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:00,
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If you and Al had a fight who would win?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:36,
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Why is Naked Ape such a bent spastic?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:37,
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Why is Milton Keynes so fucking shit?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:37,
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Do you ever wished you had got a job at a thrusting private company rather than being stuck in a dead end data entry job for the NHS?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:38,
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If you had to be either Naked Ape or Gonz for a day who would you chose?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:38,
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I'd be NakedApehe seems like excellent fun
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:41,
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Naked ape, because I expect I'd be in pain if I was gonz.If you asked me who I'd spend a day with, it would be the opposite.
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Now I'm definate;y not meeting you for a pint the next time I'm in Milton Keynes :o((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:43,
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you brought it on yourselfYou could have been the first person on here to meet me IRL
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:47,
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What the fuck is wrong with these people?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:41,
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Mega B3ta Dust-up, Battle Royale, last man standing rules, no DQs, no count-outs, held in the streets of a post-apocalyptic city, or if the world doesn't end tomorrow, Bradford as it's close enough.Who triumphs?
EDIT: and why?
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Bobbyhe could hide and live on his fat reserves for several weeks whilst everyone else was wiped out
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:48,
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Plus he could probably batter most of usAlso, are you suggesting he just not eat for weeks because his body will just deal with the hunger on account of his weight? Or are you suggesting he would carve chunks off his own hide and cook them?
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Can I have some of your homebrew?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:49,
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I AM SUGGESTING ITS NOT FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTIONTHIS IS VERY FUNNY
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:14,
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Was it someone from above?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:54,
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What is your favourite Excel command?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:52,
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How tall are you?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:53,
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bit short for a policeman aren't you?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:54,
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Oh, well, sorry. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:57,
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I can only assume that this is trueI don't think I've ever seen you stood up. Or, indeed, not sat in the smoking area of Norwich's trendy Vodka Revolution. For all I know you could be Davros.
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Did he not stand when you entered the room?How rude!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:56,
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I'm A queen, not THE Queen.Also, Norwich may be small, but its streets cannot be considered a room.
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It's actually a very short story.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:00,
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Yep, but I'm looking forward to it, because I'll be in the city center tomorrow doing christmas shoppingand I'm dreading it.
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Why do fools fall in love?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:56,
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Does Your Chewing-Gum Lose Its Flavour on the Bedpost Overnight?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:56,
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(Have You Ever Been To) Electric Ladyland?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:57,
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LOL that's where your missus works LOL(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:57,
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I think it's more of a 'quid in the pint glass' sort of establishment.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:59,
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How do, you do what you do to me?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:58,
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If you answer this one, Chompy, he will do it to you.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:59,
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What is your greatest achievement?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:58,
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Work wise... either halving a $3.5 million write off for Dell, or saving £2.2 million of postage costs for the NHS over 5 years.Non work, I think having a very good group of friends.
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Both the work ones were spotting holes in systems/processes and widespread shittness rather than anything particularly amazing. (, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:08, Reply)
How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:58,
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The attempts at winding you up will be amature at best, you'll survive.(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:01, Reply)
How many short jokes could you endure?In all seriousness that might be quite entertaining
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Is this love, is this love is this love is this love that I'm feeling?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:04,
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It might be.Is it the love, that you've been working for?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:06,
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Why are you such a bent spastic?EDIT: Oops, sorry, wrong AMA.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:04,
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Is it true that Jim fixed it for you?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:07,
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Dear Jim,Please will you fix it for me have your cock in my mouth,
Lot of love,
Chompy aged 8 and a half.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:12,
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