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PsychoChomp's (the real one) AMA!!!!

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:32, 135 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
What's it like having a girlfriend who's a sex worker?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:33, Reply)
It's very good.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Don't you mind having sloppy seconds after a 'client' has been there?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:35, Reply)
stirring another man's porridge
as it were
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:36, Reply)
You're an idiot you know.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Yes. I know.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:52, Reply)
we all do

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:54, Reply)
What really happened between you and Swipe?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:33, Reply)
this^

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:34, Reply)
She seems to think the fact I don't find her funny, charming, interesting or intelligent is because I'm a cunt, and hasn't seemed to let that go for several years.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Did you fuck her?
Edit: I bet he doesn't answer this
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:39, Reply)
that's not what she says

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:39, Reply)
How many paperclips does the NHS use in a year?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:34, Reply)
I have no idea, probably a lot.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:35, Reply)
what's better choloform or rohypnol?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:35, Reply)
I dunno, chloroform needs direct physical application, rohypnol is ingested so pros and cons on both.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Do you want to come to Hawkwind in Jan with me and Windy?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:36, Reply)
There is talk about that, I'll check with the boss and let you know around christmas time.
Girlfriend will be coming too I think.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Excellent.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Do you actually like 70's psych rockers "Hawkwind"?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)
I think it'll be a good show, and I'm sure I'll have fun.
(I don't think I've ever heard any of their stuff.)
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:39, Reply)
I have heard "Silver Machine"
which featured on the "greatest rock album in the world ever" back in 1996
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:40, Reply)
It will be, they have excellent lights and backdrops etc.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Plus you'll slip him some acid beforehand.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:42, Reply)

acid sausage
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:44, Reply)
*nose/point*
Make a nice change for *his* drink to be spiked for once.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:46, Reply)
I'd rather my first time on acid wasn't in Bedford thanks.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Unlucky.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Is using lipsalve a little bit bent?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:36, Reply)
A little but sometimes necessary in the winter.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:46, Reply)
if xy=1 what is the value of: 2(x+y)^2/2 (x-y)^2 ?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:36, Reply)
1

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:44, Reply)
I made it 16.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:46, Reply)
nonce

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:47, Reply)
If you expand it you get.
2x^2+2xy+2y^2
2x^2-2xy-2y^2

which I think cancels down to either 1 or -1
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:48, Reply)
But
2^(x+y)^2/2^(x-y)^2 = (2^(-2)^2)/2^(-1 - (-1) )^2 = 16/1 = 16.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:49, Reply)
That's if x and y = 1 not if xy=1

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Ah. Yes.
You win.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Only if it's actually 2^(x+y)^2/2^(x-y)^2

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:58, Reply)
As explained in my* post at
www.manhattangmat.com/forums/if-xy-1-what-is-the-value-of-2-x-y-2-2-x-y-2-t2912.html

*you can't prove it isn't
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:00, Reply)
If you and Al had a fight who would win?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:36, Reply)
No idea, I dont' think either of us are fighters.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Why is Naked Ape such a bent spastic?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Why is Milton Keynes so fucking shit?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)
It's not.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Do you ever wished you had got a job at a thrusting private company rather than being stuck in a dead end data entry job for the NHS?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:38, Reply)
That will be happening soon I think.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:42, Reply)
If you had to be either Naked Ape or Gonz for a day who would you chose?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:38, Reply)
I'd be NakedApe
he seems like excellent fun
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Naked ape, because I expect I'd be in pain if I was gonz.
If you asked me who I'd spend a day with, it would be the opposite.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Now I'm definate;y not meeting you for a pint the next time I'm in Milton Keynes :o(

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:43, Reply)
SADFACE

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:46, Reply)
you brought it on yourself
You could have been the first person on here to meet me IRL
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Eh?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Alright Colin?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:41, Reply)
What the fuck is wrong with these people?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Boredom and bad social skills from my experience.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Why aren't you answering all these questions?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:45, Reply)
I was working out the formular.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Mega B3ta Dust-up, Battle Royale, last man standing rules, no DQs, no count-outs, held in the streets of a post-apocalyptic city, or if the world doesn't end tomorrow, Bradford as it's close enough.
Who triumphs?

EDIT: and why?
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Bobby
he could hide and live on his fat reserves for several weeks whilst everyone else was wiped out
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Plus he could probably batter most of us
Also, are you suggesting he just not eat for weeks because his body will just deal with the hunger on account of his weight? Or are you suggesting he would carve chunks off his own hide and cook them?
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Can I have some of your homebrew?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Yes, but it's not really postable.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:49, Reply)

s
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I AM SUGGESTING ITS NOT FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION
THIS IS VERY FUNNY
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:14, Reply)
I can vouch for it.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Who wrote the book of love?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
ABC

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Wait, that was the Look of Love.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Was it someone from above?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:54, Reply)
what is the full story re. you and swipe?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:52, Reply)
I actually know the answer to this

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:54, Reply)
No you don't.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:59, Reply)
I know her answer

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:02, Reply)
What is your favourite Excel command?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:52, Reply)
countif

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:52, Reply)
controversial!

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Great for making dynamic sheets.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:54, Reply)


(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:55, Reply)
How tall are you?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:53, Reply)
5' 10"

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:54, Reply)
bit short for a policeman aren't you?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:54, Reply)
I'm not a policeman.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Oh, well, sorry.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:57, Reply)
I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:56, Reply)
I can only assume that this is true
I don't think I've ever seen you stood up. Or, indeed, not sat in the smoking area of Norwich's trendy Vodka Revolution. For all I know you could be Davros.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Did he not stand when you entered the room?
How rude!
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:56, Reply)
I'm A queen, not THE Queen.
Also, Norwich may be small, but its streets cannot be considered a room.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:57, Reply)
did you get your username from reading The Dark Half?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:54, Reply)
I know this one!

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Nope, it's combination of two university nicknames.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:56, Reply)
what were those nicknames?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Psycho and Chomp.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Psycho (I did psychology)
and Chomp, (long story)
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:58, Reply)
It's actually a very short story.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Are you lonesome, tonight?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Yep, but I'm looking forward to it, because I'll be in the city center tomorrow doing christmas shopping
and I'm dreading it.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Can I get a witness?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Why do fools fall in love?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Does Your Chewing-Gum Lose Its Flavour on the Bedpost Overnight?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:56, Reply)
(Have You Ever Been To) Electric Ladyland?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:57, Reply)
LOL that's where your missus works LOL

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:57, Reply)
*books tickets*

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:58, Reply)
I think it's more of a 'quid in the pint glass' sort of establishment.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:59, Reply)
How do, you do what you do to me?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:58, Reply)
If you answer this one, Chompy, he will do it to you.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:59, Reply)
officemildchuckle

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:00, Reply)
What is your greatest achievement?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Your Mum.
Perhaps not. The old trout.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Work wise... either halving a $3.5 million write off for Dell, or saving £2.2 million of postage costs for the NHS over 5 years.
Non work, I think having a very good group of friends.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Both the work ones were spotting holes in systems/processes and widespread shittness rather than anything particularly amazing.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:08, Reply)
How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Are you gonna go my way?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:59, Reply)
I will
;-)
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Not until the new year, but I'll be in London early feb

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:00, Reply)
How ill-advised would it be for me to post my own AMA thread?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:00, Reply)
The attempts at winding you up will be amature at best, you'll survive.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:01, Reply)
The secret of my success
was having a pint with you.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I could start one.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:05, Reply)
How many short jokes could you endure?
In all seriousness that might be quite entertaining
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:05, Reply)
yeah do it

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Done

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Is this love, is this love is this love is this love that I'm feeling?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:04, Reply)
It might be.
Is it the love, that you've been working for?
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:06, Reply)
great, that's now in my head

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?
EDIT: Oops, sorry, wrong AMA.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:04, Reply)
What's the time?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Chico time.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:06, Reply)
WRONG
It's time to get ill ACTUALLY
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Will you go a waltzing, PsychoChomp, with me?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)
New one started

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Is it true that Jim fixed it for you?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)
He didn't but I wrote in once. I forgot what I asked for though.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Dear Jim,
Please will you fix it for me have your cock in my mouth,

Lot of love,

Chompy aged 8 and a half.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:12, Reply)

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