Happy hangover day.
I trust you enjoyed yourself last night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 10:54, 64 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I Have no hangover at all
Don’t hate me for it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 11:12, Reply)

meh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Me neither
Avoiding the cheap booze and having plenty to eat seems to work.
Now to enjoy the New Year concert with a large bacon roll.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 11:33, Reply)

*clearhead fives*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 12:44, Reply)

I did, as it happens.
And only one drink, so no hangover. I'm fucking hanging though, and will probably be asleep by six.

So, this is the future, eh? Looks exactly like the past, except with a slightly neater diary.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Jan 2013, 11:54, Reply)

I am ill
I have a cold. I didn't drink much last night because my throat was sore. This is a poor start to the year
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 11:58, Reply)

You must have caught the Russian Plague.
It's the beginning of the end.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)

this is probably true :(
I am cursed!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 12:29, Reply)

didn't have a hangover cos I wasn't drinking last night.
I did, however, sleep all day, thanks to the antihistamines I took this morning to combat the hives I mysteriously broke out in.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 1 Jan 2013, 12:15, Reply)

I drank at the weekend so no booze last night
Stayed up late anyway, watching the fireworks from the roof.

I've got some large white baps, sausages, bacon, eggs - I'm thinking some kind of sandwich, but what?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Fuck's sake internet.
What a bunch of homos. I larged it like a hero and have gone out to lunch and am on beer two. You lot are pathetic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 12:40, Reply)

+and ill

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Hair of the dog no doubt?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 12:43, Reply)

I'm fine.
Been to the bookies already today, having got up and done stuff.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 12:44, Reply)

We're now sat in front of the first football match of the day.
Come on you Baggies etc.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Jan 2013, 12:48, Reply)

ta

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Bad luck

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Jan 2013, 15:19, Reply)

My heid hurts :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 12:41, Reply)

AFTERNOON PD

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 12:45, Reply)

_afternoon
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 12:58, Reply)

HOW ARE YOU, YOU OK I HOPE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 13:07, Reply)

instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=csi
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 13:12, Reply)

NOW SEEMS A GOOD TIME FOR SOME WHISKY CHAT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 13:14, Reply)

SORRY YOU'RE AWEFULLY FAINT
PLEASE SPEAK UP
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I was on Auchentoshan and Glenlivet.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Only nancified pisswhimps get hangovers.
And only the very worst sort of nancified pisswhimps actually admit to them.

You dreadful nancified pisswhimp.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Aright Shambo
How's the hangover
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 13:34, Reply)

It doesn't exist.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Perhaps you are a functioning alcoholic?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Perhaps I'm just not a great wilburing nancyboy?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 14:17, Reply)

You're massively bent.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Now now
just because he enjoys a little hot cock action, doesn't necessarily mean he's a girl drink drunk.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 14:22, Reply)

You never say that while we're having sex.
:(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Dirty talk is for foreplay.
That's how you like it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 15:05, Reply)

You beast you beast you beast.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 15:14, Reply)

'functioning'

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 14:18, Reply)

yes, I regretted including that almost straight away

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 14:21, Reply)

This is terrible bullying of the old and infirm and old and have I had me tea?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Hey Mickey you're so fine
you're so fine you blow my mind
HEY MICKEY
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Only just got up
dragging self to macdonalds for a hangover cure.

amazed I'm not more hung over frankly.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)

A lot of people are snobbish about McDonalds.
I find it a little hard to understand. The only thing wrong with them as a fast food vendor is that absolutely all their food is revolting tasteless textureless pap fit only for chav infants and cunts.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 16:28, Reply)

He's no chav infant

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I bet he has his fingers up a few though.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Don't we all?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 16:46, Reply)

I can barely type for wriggling tykes in knock-off running shoes and burberry onesies.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 17:12, Reply)

McDonalds is ok but it's no KFC

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 17:22, Reply)

Breasts.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 17:23, Reply)

i like them

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 17:24, Reply)

So do I.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 17:26, Reply)

Fuck new years day,
and all those that sail in her.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Jan 2013, 19:19, Reply)

^ this ^
Have spent 5 and a half hours of mine driving back from Edinburgh to London. Knackered. Curry required, then sleep.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Cheer up Windy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 19:46, Reply)

I went to the pub earlier whilst the Doris
Had a nap and the cooked dinner. Lovely.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 20:20, Reply)

Wait... New year's eve was last night?
I stayed in, but I'm off out now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Where are you going?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 20:28, Reply)

you're so retro

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 20:43, Reply)

I appear to be the only pub open tonight. Place is heaving.
still closing at 10 mind, only got 3 hours kip, and lunch was mental. Anyone in the pub on new years wave has no compassion for the poor bar staff on a hangover who just wanna go home.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Jan 2013, 21:17, Reply)

Still at least most of January should be quite

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 21:46, Reply)

quite what?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 21:51, Reply)

i'm still ill
at this rate I might be dead by tomorrow.

I have seen through the first day of the year with lemsip, chocolate and things on iplayer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 20:43, Reply)

Don't die caves.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Jan 2013, 21:19, Reply)

I'm trying
but I'm fading fast...there may not be much time...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 21:52, Reply)