I got good presents.
A stack of cash, some nice books and I bought myself a new cologne because fuck you, that's why.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:17, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What's with "cologne"?
Isn't it aftershave?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:20, Reply)

No, aftershave is weaker and splash-on
Cologne lasts longer and comes in one of those fruity push spray bottles.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:21, Reply)

He's so fucking common he doesn't even know this. FFS Stunned.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:24, Reply)

What do you expect?
He doesn't have time for this sort of thing what with keeping an eye on the Artful Dodger and Bill Sykes and the rest.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Indeed.
It's beyond his south London ken.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Keeping it real, right here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Oh Stunned, you're such a rasclart.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Isn't it all just 'perfume'?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I don't know, I'm not dozer.
Probably.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Some of us don't like smelling like a yurt which has been sealed with organic yoghurt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Your hair will start to clean itself if you leave it for long enough.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:26, Reply)

this thought actually makes me feel sick

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:27, Reply)

It's not true either.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:36, Reply)

* insert generic joke about 'how would you know, LOL you're really bald' here *

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)

I used to have dreadlocks as a child.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:40, Reply)

ginger dreadlocks
beautiful image
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:41, Reply)

What makes you think I'm ginger?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:42, Reply)

i spend every thursday night frantically fingering over your childhood pics on fb, of course
almost broke a nail last week
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Your vagina is a lot like an emery board, I'll grant you.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:48, Reply)

are you moving to hammersmith?
you and naked ape and i can have LOLWESTLONDON bashes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:27, Reply)

L LONDON OFT more like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Well, I will be if I can get the flatmate to stop looking for stuff in fucking Highgate.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:29, Reply)

here's a radical thought
you look for some stuff too?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Fuck off.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:33, Reply)

do enjoy finchley

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I'll just get a different flatmate if this one can't be trusted.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:37, Reply)

You could also get a dog and bark yourself.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I know right?
What's the fucking point in other people if I still have to do everything myself?
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)

what's the point in fucking other people?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Saves on RSI

( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:39, Reply)

fun.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:40, Reply)

emotional chocolate

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:40, Reply)

revenge

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:40, Reply)

blocking out other things

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:40, Reply)

feeling good about yourself.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:41, Reply)

feeling bad about yourself

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:41, Reply)

all true

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:41, Reply)

reminding you the need for regular STD checkups

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:41, Reply)

also, last but not least.
procreation.

any others I've forgotten?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:41, Reply)

To clear out clogged pipes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Euw have things got that bad, Cavy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:04, Reply)

like an abandonned plughole

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:08, Reply)

You've taken the trouble to kidnap them and keep them locked in your basement all this time.
Might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Not hard, Zoopla or rightmove are piss easy to define an area and a price range
pull your finger out.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)

That's what SHE'S for.
Do keep up.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)

nice new 2 beds in goldhawk road from about £450pw
that's about as cheap as a 2 bed flat in hammersmith will come, if it's not to be a total shithole, i reckon.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Luckily I don't have to do any of that shit
due to having a flatmate.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:43, Reply)

no way would i trust someone else to choose where i wanted to live
you're a very trusting man

yes, we need to split the rent evenly, even though i have the double bed and en-suite, and you have a box room and have to knock on my door when you need a piss at night...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Wot a mug.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:45, Reply)

My role is to view the potential flats
and give judgement. She's fucked without me.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:46, Reply)