I had a pint of squash before breakfast then I've had a litre and a half of water during the day.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:59, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

then you are probably fine

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)

fine the lovechild of satan and hitler
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:02, Reply)

I don't know
it sounds as though he is not urinating enough, if he has drunk that much.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Depends how much he's eaten, surely?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)

I had 2 duck kebabs and a pot of couscous and feta salad from sainsburys

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Hang about
I'm blaming old age, macular degeneration etc, but it really looked like you said duck kebabs there.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Yeah, from Sainsbury
little chapati style wraps with some cooked duck and peppers in a bit of a curry esque sauce inside.

They were on sale to clear the stock. They were alright.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:11, Reply)

That's kind of a relief
I honestly thought that you were so posh that your local Turkish meat grinder only served duck and pheasant.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:15, Reply)

You cook them on skuas

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)

depends on the quantity and colour each time
we need more data

wait..less data
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Pale straw colour

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)

www.dulux.co.uk/colours/index.jsp
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Golen Fern 6
but possibly a pit paler than that
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:10, Reply)

I wonder how many people limit their colour choices of their homes just on the basis of them not realising you can go left/right.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Seven.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)

probably less than those who restrict their
choices based on being boring
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)

why are we still talking about piss?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:13, Reply)

It's your thread
You tell us
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Yet this still isn't the oddest subthread on this page.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)

I think the one about Shergar being trapped in Swipe's fanny is pretty odd
So odd it must be true, in fact. You can't make this stuff up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)

We might find Lord Lucan as well.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)

And treasure.
There's always treasure.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:26, Reply)

And some old Gregg's-bag condoms.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Maybe in her bum.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:30, Reply)

DEFINITELY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Them things they package the sausage rolls in?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)

*nod(der)s*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)

That is the one that I find the oddest.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:24, Reply)