I remember serving another guy in there once
and him being escorted out by police minutes later, minus his pants.
I didn't realise he was trouserless as he was covered by the bar.

Seems to be the place they all flock to.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:57, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

It is a gay bar

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:58, Reply)

YOU'RE a gay bar.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:03, Reply)

+e

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Gayer than the average

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Generally people wear pants :/

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Even the gays?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)

They don't like to be called gays.
They prefer fags.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:14, Reply)

That's the only name I actually hate.
The only people I know to use it are those mental Westboro Baptist people.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)

It is a proper deep south insult

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)

I used to live in Tennessee
and the word is in every sentence.

Rednecks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:19, Reply)

My brother worked in Georgia for a while
He was once approached by a huge redneck in (outdoor) toilet of a backwoods bar who used the immortal line "that's a mighty pretty penis you've got there, boy - mind if I touch it?"

The deep south - mental, but polite with it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)

I think if somebody said that to me (which they wouldn't, mine's well minging)
I'd just stare open-mouthed in shock. Which probably wouldn't be wise, given the circumstances.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:31, Reply)

is this why your cockgazzes never work?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)

I tried pejazzling, once
but in order to get it looking anywhere near presentable I basically had to cover it in glue and just dip the thing in glitter.

Fucking chafed.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Voltaire's angry cock.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:39, Reply)

He went "eeeep"
and ran.

My brother's a fairly sizeable chap, too, but apparently this guy was ... large. Although, one suspects in this situation your mind might play tricks on you, start seeing banjos that aren't there, that kind of thing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)

I encountered something similar. I don't blame your brother
they breed some fucking terrifying bears that way.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:36, Reply)

And did he mind?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:32, Reply)

On balance, yes.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Sensible lad.
In the summer we used to go to a lake in Missisip and the locals would have CAT caps, dirty dungarees half done up and no shoes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:42, Reply)

CottonEyeJoelolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Cotton Japs
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Such prudes
I'm swinging wild and free at my desk right now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)

swinging?
or bobbing about?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Like an angry metronome

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)