grumpy as first day of new years resolutions can be put off no longer
no food, no diet coke, no vodka, no spending money, no more greggs hat bebbeh, lots of washing and tidying, lots of going to the gym. january is looking dark, man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:40, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

According to today's Sun, the heir to the Gregg's empire is a nonce.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Bebbeh!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:16, Reply)

then don't do all the resolutions at once
resolutions that make you feel bad won't last past next week, duh!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:42, Reply)

they are essential though
i have been very lazy and alcoholic for the past month!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)

that's basically my point down there.
There wasn't nearly enough abuse or negativity in your post, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)

i shall make it a resolution to be more of a cunt
...hang on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)

This is the spirit.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

I believe you'll do all but one of those.

( Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:43, Reply)

i'll text you later
it's definitely done this time, dude
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Course it is. Course.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)

I shall reserve judgement.
Except to point out this is the fifth time you've said this to me.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)

+ this week

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I'm sure she's said it to me three or four times as well.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)

They say love's blind.
In this case, it's also deaf, dumb, mentally retarded and has little flippers instead of arms.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I like this.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Ker-lick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:55, Reply)

The lid of my love?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I also believe this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)

*throws alternator*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Don't chew, ever.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Why the actual fuck to people try and do these things in January?
Choose a less dark and depressing month to attempt (and fail) to make wholesale changes to your life that you aren't actually that bothered about, otherwise you'd be doing already.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)

If I'm going to do something
I absolutely have to do it the very moment I make up my mind or I get all fidgety and annoyed. It's the making up my mind to get off my fat arse that's the issue. I have never found new year's resolutions help to provide the necessary motivation. Ever. Ergo, solely because they don't work for me, I am judging them stupid and pointless and that everybody that makes them's a moron.

*gavel cracks*

Next case.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)

If you actually care about something enough to make a lifestyle change over it
You'd have done it already.

Ergo, they are fucking pointless. Agreed.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)

it's only dark and depressing for you lot in England.
it's warm and sunny here in aus.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)

I'm not in England, you flaming galah.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)

nor I
but that just makes it more more dark and depressing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

yeah, but you're in Wales
there's no hope for you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:52, Reply)

it's part of it's charm

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:56, Reply)

because you are so over-indulged over christmas and new year
that it seems like a good time to get off your arse and shift it. although i actually managed to come back from an all-inclusive without having gained any weight, which makes me suspect i did not drink enough.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

It's a terrible time to try and do anything you've not been doing before.
You've got no chance

/TMB - oozing positivity since 1975.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)

we should have a hefty bet on it
that would motivate me and also give me extra pocket money when the no spending one lifts. problem solved.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:54, Reply)