I can't answer your first thing because at 5pm I've got a video conference to go to where all I'll be shown is a powerpoint presentation
But rest assured, that'll be the most pointless thing I'll have seen all day.

alt: a silly poo head

altalt: I had a burger and chips. Sorry to everyone who had 'lasagne' down on the Theoban bingo
( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:00, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

is the presentation about how not to touch colleague's bums?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:02, Reply)

It's about how to maximise efficiency when touching bums

( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Sounds like a goose-cutting exercise to me

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)

First they came for the geese, and I said nothing for I was not a goose
etc
( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:09, Reply)

I have a new goose down duvet, dontchaknow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:09, Reply)

No one cares.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)

I think Monty might
just a little bit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)

True, the poor lovesick boy seems to hang on your every word.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:14, Reply)

I gotta say you lot over here seem a lot more shag happy than the /talk lot
Going on my brief look over here you all seem to be at it
( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:21, Reply)

its all down
to the special Richard Blackwood peado keyboard...

I am already feeling suggestable
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Help someone I don't know what this person is saying
I NEED A GROWNUP
( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Will this cover dog's bums too, or is there a separate presentation for that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:09, Reply)

that is a two day workshop
at battersea dogs home
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)

I'm not allowed to the dog bum one
beyond my paygrade
( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:17, Reply)

where does a dog bum start?
I've stroked a lot of dogs right to the base of the tail, was this inappropriate?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:34, Reply)

that depends on whether you were going from the head backwards
or the paws upwards
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Fucks sake
*tears up bingo card*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Soz there
There'll be one next week, stay tuned for fabulous prizes
( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:03, Reply)