Alright!
Works being a shitter, but it's nearly the weekend.
Quiet one being had. Got some mates visiting next weekend for my Birthday so that will be a right royal piss up.

Any more life in the bar yet?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:55, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Not working today,
been up to see a man about a Greyhound, had a nice lunch with a couple of mates. Just got in, gonna have a look if i can find myself an old ipod on ebay for cheap. Want to have more music to wander around with than the 8gb on my phone.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Alright WP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Alright Monty Boyce.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:04, Reply)

*wobbly hand gesture*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Have a beer, that should stop the shakes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Seek help - I beg you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:12, Reply)

what's up dude?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)

He's a fox

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Looks like no kid again this weekend
:o((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:12, Reply)

That sucks :(((

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:13, Reply)

:(
Because of the evil ex?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)

that fucking woman needs to fuck the fuck off.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)

She should DHAAKH

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I refer you to the answer I gave Gonz
about punching in the tits and running away.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Do you want a cuddle?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Toss me off, will ya?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Yeah no bother
Anything for Mizzle Bizzle
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Have you considered
that the child may not be yours and therefore you ex is trying to put you off her by limiting the amount of time you get.

This way when the truth comes out you wont have grown too attached...

The woman is a saint A SAINT I tells ya
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:21, Reply)

No child access AND Wilko Johnson's got terminal cancer.
This week's not going well for you, mate.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)

You know it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:35, Reply)

*fistbumps*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:39, Reply)

I thought you were granted - by the court - access rights to your daughter every week?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Correct. It means fuck all if she won't answer the door.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Can't you get the silly tart lifted by the rozzers FFS?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Yeah, just be sarcastic to her again, Monts.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Make sure you're wearing a hidden camera this time though

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Yeah, but his ex is a mental to whom 'rules' don't apply.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Well that would certainly seem to be the case.
Everyone has a mental ex, but this one appears to take the fucking biscuit.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Mine was properly mentally ill.
Aggressive, inoperable brain tumours are bastards like that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:40, Reply)

STOP GOING ON ABOUT IT. SHE'S DEAD. MOVE ON.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Yes, guv
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:42, Reply)

That's not so good, although I meant of the undiagnosed "just a bit loony" variety.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)

A literal Greyhound?
Ive got a rubbish shuffle.

Gives me something to do changing the playlist every month or so.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:07, Reply)

yeah, an actual greyhound.
I am far too lazy to start changing playlists that often. I've had the same 12 albums or so on this sd card for about 2 years.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:10, Reply)

as in 'backing a racing dog'
or 'rescuing a retired dog'?

Greyhounds are ace - really chilled out, very affectionate, sleep twenty hours a day.

Bit like me, really.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:19, Reply)

does it matter why I went to see the greyhound?
it was a lovely greyhound, but what is the point in a dog that sleeps all day, and if you let it off the lead it just fucks off at the first sign of a movement in the bushes a mile away?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:23, Reply)

I don't think you can be dissing on other dogs with your dr moreau abomination

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)

true,
but at least my dogs, despite theit tiny stature, run about, and chase a ball and play with other dogs.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Sorry, was that too nosey?
I'll just fuck off then, shall I?

As the owner of a mental Lurcher, I have an interest in hounds, that's all.

*punches WP in the tits and runs away*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Edit his posts to exactly what NA said in his last 10 posts.
He'll look really dumb.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)

I would NEVER abuse my extensive mod powers like that

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:47, Reply)

>_<
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)

they are terrifying to stroke
it's like running your hands over a nice coat packed with rocks, and the coat's teeth chatter through pleasure
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:25, Reply)