I heard the old guy came so hard his teeth and anal prolapse both shot out at the same time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:37, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

HAAAAAAAAAAAahahahahahahahahaha!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Can teeth prolapse?
Just asking.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:40, Reply)

i meant false teeth really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:41, Reply)

There was a young man from Brazil.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:42, Reply)

who really could never sit still

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)

His ball bag was long

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:44, Reply)

and had quite a pong

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:45, Reply)

because he alway shat in the till.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)

One too many syllables. Soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Hey monty, why don't you just fuck off for a bit yeah?
I think it would be for the best.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Which made me fee really quite ill

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)

And as for his schlong

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Only for Darth it could fill

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:47, Reply)

They sort of fold inwards against the inside of your mouth
Then your whole mouth area and throat lurches out of your face, like a big pink tooth encrusted sock, dripping on the floor, like a sweaty testicle hanging from your gob
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:42, Reply)

...and I'm spent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:42, Reply)

O_O

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Lokesy style.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)

There was a young fellow named Lokesy
Whose manner was simple and folksy
He had a great head
That was made out of bread
And his hands were too big to do goatse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)

*stands*
*applauds*
*fucks off home*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)

*golf claps*
*clicks*

*goatses, just to prove Monty wrong*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)

OfficeLOL

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)

I have got such a boner right now.

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)