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Party essentialsThe bff and I are planning a shared birthday party, and this is the first party I've ever planned I think.
What do you feel is a necessity for your shindigs?
Must have foods? Drinks? Themes?
Alt Worst party idea you've had
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:33,
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latest was 12 years ago)
A big bowl of punch hides how cheap the booze you bought wasActually, waht sort of party do you want? Piss up? Dinner? sophiticated drinks? etc etc
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:36,
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wasn't it actually you lot that started that tradition? anyway, we're doing a duck dynasty theme
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:09,
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I swear man, if that fucking honey boo boo thing becomes a 'thing' over here, i'm gonna fucking blow up sub-alantic cables.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:47,
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someone somewhere has created a countdown clock until she's legal.I haven't looked, my faith in humanity is low enough as it is.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:52,
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I'm hoping the earth smashes into the sun before that'd happen.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:58,
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renting out a hallit's the best scenario, we both have a mix of friends, so it's a neutral location
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:44,
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I went to my first one a month ago, it was very amusing.A real window into a world I was dimly aware of but had never seen. There was more of a whiff of the LARP about it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:54,
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Food is a distraction at parties. Themes are shit.Invite twice as many people as you want to come, buy a few crates of beer and a few bottles of spirits, invite good people and it'll be fun.
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It's not a real party until it gets firebombed.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:47,
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I'm moving in with a friend soonwe'll be having a flat warming and her hot friends are all coming. I will hit on all of them and quite probably get punched as they all have boyfriends, all of whom will be there.
This also works for your alt.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:54,
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You're more than welcome.I hadn't actually invited anybody yet but when I do, I shan't invite you on account of your being a prissy little nancy cry-baby.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:57,
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What have I done? I was just being polite, thanking you for the generous invite!
You are worse than Al.
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Besides, you'll have to bring your missus and then I'll hit on her and you'll punch me.That doesn't sound like fun.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:58,
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RIGHT. PARTY'S CANCELLED. NOBODY'S COMING.ALL OF YOU WHO WERE COMING, AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, THANK THESE BENDERS.
*flounce*
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Kroney, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:05,
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You asked me to set up your telly because you can't plug an aerial cable in.(
Kroney, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:08,
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Alt: worst I've ever heard of was that 'come as a computer game' one that Chomp went to.'Fuck' - but also 'that'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:55,
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He can't have doneHe thinks themes are shit. He said so up there^
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Kroney, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:56,
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I'm not drinking during the week apparently :o((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:07,
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we had 'come as a character from a game'I went as the dog from monopoly
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:10,
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did you make a tinfoil fursuit?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:36,
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You should tell the Westboro baptist churchYou are having a celebration for gay soldiers, they'll turn up along with the the press. Then, when your friends arrive they'll get 'papped' like proper celebrities.
They'll love that as they'll feel like they are famous.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:59,
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Oh that's very clever - she should do this FO' SHO'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:04,
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I really should but I ent even seen her yet.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:12,
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I really should but instead I am going down The Cheese to be with my boyfriend.Hoping to avoid a sick day tomoz though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:15,
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call him a gout riddled old tart from me(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:29,
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You obviously need a pig roast or BBQ pitmaybe something Nascar related, like having a nascar race around the church hall
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:03,
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Alt: THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY, YEAH?*doubleseats*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:04,
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AM I RIGHT?I THINK I AM!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:05,
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Refuse to let people inUnless they have a gun.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:05,
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Refuse to let people inunless they have a gnu.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:05,
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Refuse to let people inunless they are dyslexic
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:06,
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If they make it a toga partyThey only ones there will be dressed as goats.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:07,
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There's two Dyslexic's in a bar and one say's "Can you smell gas?" the other replies "Are you taking the piss I can't even smell my own name"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:09,
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Refuse to let people inunless they arrive with some refuse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:07,
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I know I'm sorryI'm just recycling old jokes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:14,
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unsurprisingly i'm all about the fancy dressthe worst idea (which we didn't do) was 'Come as a philosophical concept' party. Instead we had 'come as a flavour'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:08,
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What does LARP flavor look like?a bacon kebab I imagine
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:10,
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pig in a bun and mead(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:10,
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Anyone who failed to turn up with a clock round their neck was and probably still is a fucking wanker.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:11,
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*Throws lit flare into deserted b3ta cave*(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:20,
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*picks it up, throws it back*(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:33,
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*empties 10,000 round minigun into cave*(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:43,
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*stops bullets with wings of steel*(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:46,
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*dies of fart fumes*(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:57,
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Make sure you have at least one copy of 'Atmosphere' by Russ Abbott, to break the ice and get people on the dancefloor.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:33,
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My Mother owned that ALBUM!!!:(
*cries*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:58,
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They were just vigilante parents wanting to get their kids back from your basement.(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:44, Reply)
Did you eat all the vol au vents before anyone arrived?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:54,
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People upstairs from me managed to skateboard through their glass front door via some stairs.
Clever.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:59,
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