FUCKIN' 'ELL MUST I DO EVERYTHING?
So Solid Crew are reforming! What would you like to resurrect from the past?

alt: fuck off and die yeah?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:22, 112 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

in all srsns
I'd like the entire Mo Wax back catalogue to be reissued on 180gsm vinyl.

Lavelle was going to do this with some selected albums about 5 years ago but he got cold feet and canned the project.

Alternatively, Bark Psychosis and the proper lineup of the Dead Kennedys
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:25, Reply)

But not until after Rory has finished collecting the originals on ebay at vastly inflated prices.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:32, Reply)

why bother with ebay?
The shops on Discogs are much better value.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Semisonic !
Lisa Loeb has an album out next month too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Busted

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)

I suspect you are not joking here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:29, Reply)

something about zombies!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:28, Reply)

THE JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE!
You're in my two final choices for Rupert by the way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I hope it's a full reunion with all the members taking part:
profanityswan.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/so-solid-crew.png
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:29, Reply)

It wouldn't be the same without TV's Anne Diamond

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)

PD is in that list too.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:42, Reply)

I couldn't help noticing 'Mr Brittas' on that list.
He kept that quiet.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:42, Reply)

i lolled on a conference call i was getting a bollocking on.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:51, Reply)

I particularly like Cannon & Ball's inclusion.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)

It was the peoples republic of Bangladesh that got me.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:03, Reply)

When are they reforming?
I just want to set my countdown timer.

*21 seconds to go lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:41, Reply)

They don't know

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Boney M

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:42, Reply)

+ People
for the ultimate super group
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:44, Reply)

+ Pans
for the backing dancers
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:45, Reply)

+ horned phallus spewing forth the fire of tortured souls
for the lies, the lies,the lies, the lies, the lies, the liesthe lies, the lies,the lies, the lies, the lies, the liesthe lies, the lies,the lies, the lies, the lies, the liesthe lies, the lies,the lies, the lies, the lies, the liesthe lies, the lies,the lies, the lies, the lies, the liesthe lies, the lies,the lies, the lies, the lies, the liesthe lies, the lies,the lies, the lies, the lies, the liesthe lies, the lies,the lies, the lies, the lies, the lies
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:48, Reply)

This is going really well.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:45, Reply)

*QI alarm*
change the record...no, not to one of yours, Jesus.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:49, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:04, Reply)

When you said 'must I do everything'
I read 'everything' as 'start another shit thread'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:47, Reply)

well quite, but the other one was dead and non of you twat badgers start threads

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:48, Reply)

He's done nothing towards getting any of my work done or making my dinner.
The lazy shit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:49, Reply)

What an arsehole.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Doris is cooking tonight, some sort of healthy salmon shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Sorry to hear that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)

I'll drown it in wine, it'll be fine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Deep fry it, just to be on the safe side.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)

My thoughts are with you at this difficult time

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)

i NO RITE?!
You get goat curry, what do I get fucking fish foe fucks sake
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Spike Milligan.
Always wanted to meet him.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:49, Reply)

I stumbled across his grave, does that help?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:50, Reply)

No.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Christ.

( Kroney, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)

yes?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Hitler.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)

yes?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)

You can't be Hitler and Jesus.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)

I'm jesus I can do what I want
YOURN NOT MY REAL DAD!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Do what he tells you before I smite you.

(Legless is a prick., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)

you'd be cutting off your nose to spite your face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Nice one Shed!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)

nah, it's MOD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)

I thought it was Paul Ross.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)

I thought it was 'Doc'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Would anyone like some more Tesco horse burger jokes?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Neigh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)

I'd like you to be trampled to death by a horse.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Dozer, can we get some clarification here on whether this would be ironic or not?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Why Monty should be aiding the rebels in Syria:
www.wired.com/dangerroom/2013/01/syria-agent-bz/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)

coooool!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)

look at the pretty tracer bullets, oooooh...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Everyone who has ever lived.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)

for a minute I read that as
Rocksteady Crew... and got excited, then I reread it now I am very sad
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Hitler.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Henry VIII

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)

I DIDN'T HAVE ANOTHER BREAKDOWN ACTUALLY THANK YOU VERY MUCH

(quintsy, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Thank god you're here.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)

alright psyc-ho-ho-ho-chomp?

(quintsy, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Yeah, I'm alright, I have to tell my boss that he's an idiot in a way that doesn't piss him off before I go home though.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:28, Reply)

try not to use the words 'you're an idiot'
and you'll be ok
(quintsy, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:31, Reply)

He said he got a complaint about me from a "senior manager"
the senior manager and I had a conference call about an hour later, and she said that she was complaining that he was just giving all work on a contract to one person. (which is me)
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Tell him exactly that
And then kick him in the crotch.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:34, Reply)

that contract is paying for two analysts every month as well.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)

lolgutted

(quintsy, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)

Imma going to do a cry :'(((

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)

if it makes you feel any better
i lost a massive contract just before christmas on a technicality, that wasn't nice
(quintsy, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Fucking lawyers.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)

yeah, they can all go to hell
fucking prick arse shit motherdicks, although this guy was an accountant, so whatever
(quintsy, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Fucking proffesionals

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:54, Reply)

wait, are you one of battered's sock puppets too?

(quintsy, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)

it's just i think you just admitted to fucking professionals

(quintsy, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:07, Reply)

He's in another city :(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Oh thank God you're alright!
We all thought you'd been killed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)

MAYBE I HAVE

(quintsy, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Woo spooky.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:22, Reply)

if you had you could have at least had the decency to let us watch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:22, Reply)

i don't think i could have handled all the bullying if i had which i haven't

(quintsy, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)

i'd have been nice to you Q

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:24, Reply)

for realsies?
we'd have been BUDZ and you'd have been like 'sup cuz?' and i'd be all 'my problems are worse than everyone elses' and you'd be like 'woah, deep'

then we'd do some man stuff together like strangling a prostitute?
(quintsy, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:26, Reply)

i'm not one of battereds socks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)

denial is a river in egypt

(quintsy, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:30, Reply)

Frisbok's dignity.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Alright, keep it realistic please.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)

The Black Death.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)

rascist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Shush it jewboy, or you'll be first on the train.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:24, Reply)

i ent a jew, I'm a complete prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:26, Reply)

you have to let the other passengers off first though
it's only polite. I heard a woman tut once because someone got on before the other people got off

you don't need that kind of pressure
(quintsy, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Did you punch her?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)

no, the rest of us waited for the people to get off
then got on the train in a quiet and respectable manner.
(quintsy, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Tsk. British people, eh?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:53, Reply)

i've got a wobbly tooth

(quintsy, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Slavery.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Witch burnings.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:22, Reply)

A complete unawareness of the existence of furries.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Oh thoses were the days.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:27, Reply)

BUT THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE STUFF LIKE THIS
i.imgur.com/LEITY.jpg
( Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Jimmy the Sav for the sexy lulz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)

It would be hillarious to see a reincarnated 80 year old beaten to death by tabloid readers for "justice"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:31, Reply)

There would be uproar.
I don't think he could get an impartial trial.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)

i think he was a bit IMPARTIAL to a TRIAL of sex with underage mongo kids

(quintsy, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:00, Reply)

It don't matter what I say cos I'm stuck way down here at the bottom
So I'll say TRUMPS
And BUMTITS
( Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:41, Reply)

an now I'm off for a poo

( Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:11, Reply)

THANK GOD NAKERS MADE THIS AWESOME THREAD

( Kroney, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)

lol
b3ta.com/board/10910259
( Kroney, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)

That's shit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:54, Reply)

youn

( Kroney, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)