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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hello pricks
If you could wish for a snowman that looked like monty's brother how would you fashion a samurai sword with snow? (with a deadly sharp blade). SOZ.

Sozzled
(Teamspunk Is putting the spunk in steampunk, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:04, 76 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
do you have brests
I LIEK BRESTS
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:08, Reply)
Alright CQ

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:11, Reply)
It can't be CQ.
Can it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:13, Reply)
If it is Wilf someone bought him spellcheck for Christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:22, Reply)
s'not me.
since I got told off for being Dozer I'm being carful, not name changes, no fun. *sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Never mind the length feel the spoofage

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:12, Reply)
Soz I've just had a heavy night on the turps 'n' biccies.
Happy days lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Cheers Babooshka.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:18, Reply)
ya ya

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:30, Reply)
WHAT'S GOING ON
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
WHY IS EVERYTHING GREY
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:18, Reply)
Morning Vagabond

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:19, Reply)
Woah I ain't that 'lets draw rain on everything' prick

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:20, Reply)

I know
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:26, Reply)
WHAT WAS THAT
SPEAK UP LADDIE
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:27, Reply)
NO WHISKY CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:32, Reply)
NO WHISKEY CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:32, Reply)
NO WISKIE CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:34, Reply)
NO WHISK-Y CHAT

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:35, Reply)
NO WHISKERS CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:36, Reply)
I suggest that you turn 360 degrees from your keyboard and walk away.
It's for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:20, Reply)
You ain't my real mum

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:20, Reply)
I'M ALL YOU'VE GOT SINCE YOUR REAL MUM WALKED OUT ON YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:22, Reply)
Poor parenting, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:23, Reply)
Well, I'm sick of the ungrateful little shit.
I had to work two jobs to keep that little turd in new trainers and games for his Sega Master System.
And does he ever treat me with the slightest bit of respect?
No.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:25, Reply)
Yeah but your two jobs were sucking off sailors down the docks and selling blow for Big Geoff round the back of the Bell and Hare
You got no respect from me, old woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:28, Reply)
I did it all for you, Theo.
Please come home, we can talk about this.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:29, Reply)
YOU SOLD ME TO JAPANESE BUSINESSMEN TO BE THEIR PLAYTHING
I'm gonna stay here in Osaka, at least Mister Jin treats me right.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:31, Reply)
If you turn 360 you'll still be facing it.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:29, Reply)
But slightly more dizzy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:30, Reply)
^ no flies on you eh Lokesy?

Hang on. No. The other one. Flies on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:31, Reply)
^ This guy is sharp.

Hang on. No. The other one. Dull.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)
I would use my hands.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:18, Reply)
Go to bed, Dad, please. You're embarrassing me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:20, Reply)
And for Christ's sake wash that crusty old spunk off yourself, you stink.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:23, Reply)

that my
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:26, Reply)
Using an ice shard ala Omen

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Well this is good.


it isn't really is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:31, Reply)
Mini-Cheddars are the cornerstone of a nutritious breakfast.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Wetherspoonslolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:38, Reply)
Dipped in half a mild
that you make last till midday.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Mini Cheddars are fucking ace
Though my new snack of choice is those llama things
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Llama penises?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)
That's them, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:42, Reply)
No, reptile.
Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama chameleon.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:43, Reply)
I keep trying to get them in Asda
They come and go
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:43, Reply)
In red, gold and green?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Worryingly, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)
This is far and away the shittest subthread I have ever seen.
I expect this kind of shit from you, Kendall, but you, Sporto - you should know better.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)

yes sir, sorry sir
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Any more backchat from you and I shall have a word with your parents.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)
I suggest he gets himself out at lunchtime for 4-5 pints and then comes back on here to make up for it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:50, Reply)
I'm Monty-skint this month
Need every penny for move
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:50, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)
There certainly wasn't much conviction in it.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:47, Reply)
An empire was built on breakfasts of this quality.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)
A pastrami sandwich and 2 bags of mini-cheddars.
Do you really want to hurt me?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Yes
As I'm now hungry
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:51, Reply)
You haven't replied to my text you git.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Sorry. I am checking something.
I may have to go to Crewe on the 16th now. Family thing. I will find out today.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Np.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Mini Cheddars are vile

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:15, Reply)
All systems are go for Operation Sportsmove!
Woop
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Needs moar shit Culture Club references.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)
I only know one song, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Was he a girl or a boy? NOBODY KNEW!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:51, Reply)
It was like Tripitaka-gate all over again!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Def a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)
*zoltarlols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)
get fucked you walking waste of organs.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Hey 'Teamspunk'!!
Hey, you!!!

Please post some more LOL shit like this. You're really cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)
I think this is probably the opening he's been looking for to post a response.
Poor chap has been F5ing since he started this thread, unsure of himself, worrying if he will be accepted, waiting for the right moment.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)
with his cock in his hand

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:05, Reply)
A member for 6 years, 3 months and 13 days
All spent building up to this.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)
I made a more interesting* new thread


Yeah, may not be actually 'more interesting'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:05, Reply)

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