Oyez, oyez. New thread.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21122072

This made me laugh. Stupid vegetarian yurt pricks.

"I am a vegetarian, is that a problem?" to which the waiter replied "Only for you madam, only for you."
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:14, 236 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hiya!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:17, Reply)

BUNDLE!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Haha
I introduced my son to 'bundles' a few years ago and he used to delight in getting his mother to lie on the floor so we could launch ourselves onto her.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:20, Reply)

*inserts launching reference*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Me and mini ape have a bundle/wrestle before her bath every night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)

SAVILE SCUM

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:23, Reply)

bundle/wrestle struggle snuggle
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:23, Reply)

:o(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:23, Reply)

I'm about to eat a corned beef and horseradish sandwich, just for you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:18, Reply)

I used to quite like corned beef sandwiches as a child.
True story.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Corned beef is disgusting.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)

I'm sure that it is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)

I disagree.
If you buy the premium ones it's not far off salt beef in taste.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Does it still come with a little key on the side of the can?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Nah it's in slices like ham.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Then I'm not interested.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I've never eaten the premium stuff, purely because I dislike the standard stuff

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:25, Reply)

i wasn't aware that it could be premium

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:27, Reply)

A tin is about 80p and what have is about a quid per slice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Shame you could only afford half a slice.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:39, Reply)

it's one of those things like luncheon meat which has terrible 70s connotations
but, similarly I think top-end mortadella is lovely.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Mortadella is ace.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:29, Reply)

national dish of Tonga, it's why they are all so fat
it contains double the fat of UK corned beef
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:25, Reply)

"But, vegetables is what food eats."
Excellent.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:19, Reply)

^This^
Fantastic line.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:20, Reply)

I love vegetarian food.
I just a) can't usually afford to buy meat and b) loathe red meat, or pork. And I'm currently undergoing tests to find out if I'm allergic to seafood too. So that leaves me with chicken.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)

and pheasant, guinea fowl, veal etc

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:22, Reply)

How the fuck can you not like pork?
It's well lush.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:22, Reply)

best of all the animals

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Nah, that's lamb.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Pig is more versatile I feel
However a good bit of lamb can't be beat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:26, Reply)

I dunno. Haven't eaten bacon since I was 10.
I'm 21 in 2 weeks.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)

I'm 31 in two weeks, I wonder if we are twins that were separated at birth?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:26, Reply)

I dunno, what date is your birthday?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)

4th of Feb

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:29, Reply)

ahh. not twins.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:29, Reply)

:o(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Don't worry, your birthday is still before mine.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Freak.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:29, Reply)

yeah a lot of people say that...

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Are all these tests just an excuse to get free food from a doctor?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:22, Reply)

no, they don't give you food, they steal your blood and scratch your skin and subdermally inject the "allergens".

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:23, Reply)

How much does this cost, and where can I apply for such a job?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:32, Reply)

damn you cardomon pods

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Pilau rice saboteurs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)

I found 13 the worst

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Personally I think all vegetarians should be punched by angry Irish farmers
and fed giant sweaty lumps of cheddar every single day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:32, Reply)

We are.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Well, good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:40, Reply)

COO-EE!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:34, Reply)

What do you want. Brittas?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:35, Reply)

I want you to die.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:35, Reply)

wuv oo 2 babygirl
Your wife kicked you out yet?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Nah. She likes me at the moment. I gave her some flowers this morning.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:50, Reply)

feeling guilty about something?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Nope. Believe it or not, I actually treat my missus pretty well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:02, Reply)

I was going to buy my girlfriend flowers the other day.
But I bought her shin of beef instead.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:06, Reply)

alright Monty,
I've got a friend that is a very strict Vegan. We have only once discussed the issue and almost came to blows, so we never talk about it anymore, because i like him really.
But he once was heard saying that "it is very arrogant to kill an animal for the sake of a taste or texture on the tongue for a fleeting moment"
Although, he is a good vegetarian in that he doesn't pretend that he doesn't need some of the things meat provides the body, and takes supplements to make sure he is healthy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Alright Window.
I am well looking forward to the weekend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:43, Reply)

i'm not.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Not coming on Sunday then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:48, Reply)

no.
the stupid wanker that is supposed to be running the pub for the weekend has got himself signed off work for a month because he fell down the cellar on sunday night and broke his wrist. selfish fucking cunt.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:49, Reply)

That is fucking piss-poor. What a fucking wanker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:50, Reply)

agreed.
it'd be alright most weekends, but its fresh student loan weekend, so all the cunts will be out in force.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:52, Reply)

I am well gutted.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Seen this?
b3ta.com/questions/sorry/post1837966
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:57, Reply)

D'you think it is EM-zingmeister-V?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:59, Reply)

It's got all the hallmarks of ZING THE MERCILESS I'd say

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:59, Reply)

He's been in fine form today.
He's alluded to the fact that my wife is a larger lady.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:16, Reply)

He really is the height of originality and wit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I fucking love that guy, he is spectacularly easy to upset.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:18, Reply)

He's not upset, he's Trolling The Trolls.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:19, Reply)

within five minutes of mentioning Finz-P, robo-grot or his balloon hat, he is 100% guaranteed to start lashing out

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Don't forget, there's White Man's Dreads as well.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:29, Reply)

THAT HAIRCUT WAS FIVE YEARS AGO YOU SADDO

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:32, Reply)

PS I AM NOT UPSET OK
I AM IN FACT UTILISING THE 'TRIPLE T' TECHNIQUE
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)

IT'S ACTUALLY YOU WHO ARE UPSET YOU HORRID HORRID CUNT.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:36, Reply)

I'm replying here just to let you know that I don't think it is worth replying to you.
THAT is how little you mean to me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:38, Reply)

You don't upset me at all, I'm just clearing that up here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I don't even care about getting the last word.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Neither do I.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:42, Reply)

At all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Loser.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)

CURSES!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Hahaha no

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:59, Reply)

me too,
I doubt i will be able to sell my ticket either, as they are still available from the website.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:01, Reply)

there MUST be a way round this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Could you not borrow some students when you have more staff?
Okay, they might not be as fresh as the ones going this weekend, but I can't imagine students go off that quickly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Leave. The. Internet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Well - probably not, by the sounds of it.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:59, Reply)

I feel bad about having had a cheese sandwich now
Despite both the girl and the till monkey believing I wanted ham.

"Sorry, it was a ham sandwich?"
"No, cheese."
"And ham?"
"No, just cheese.... And salad."
"Cheese and ham with salad?"
"JUST CHEESE"
"You want any spreads on that?"
"Yes, pickle"
"Ham?"
"NO, PICKLE"

Then she hands it to the till monkey to ring up and he says "Ham sandwich?" And she says "Ye- No, cheese". There's something odd going on in the canteen.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:56, Reply)

So did you enjoy your ham sandwich then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Spam!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:58, Reply)

I fucking adore cheese but unless it's melted I cannot eat it in sandwiches.
Talk about Seinfeld.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:58, Reply)

maybe they have some ham going out of date tomorrow, and are banking on the fact that most people will just give up and order a ham sandwich.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:03, Reply)

I would suggest that it is a subtle form
of sexual harrasment in the work place, she was trying to get you to munch on her ham sandwich. You should sue
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:10, Reply)

She was very pretty
Perhaps I should return and waggle my eyebrows at her.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:18, Reply)

It would be simpler
to just wave your penis in her face... I cant imagine that this would be in anyway inappropriate and will work out just fine
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Kielbasa?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)

You and I are on both offtopics and talks popular page.
We OWN this website
(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:16, Reply)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Is that why you don't have an icon?
Heh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:20, Reply)

I have more posts on the OT popular page than both of you combined.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:22, Reply)

That means you're cool, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Jus sayin

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:25, Reply)

I'm going back to bed.
Enjoy your afternoon at work.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Started drinking at breakfast, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Night b3th!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Will you be saying "roll over, roll over"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I like a naked ape post. I don't know how to feel.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:46, Reply)

sexy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I'm not sure whether I like or loathe number 8
I like that he tucked in happily, I hate that he's a fucking hippy who won't eat meat because it's 'tweated badly by all the nasty, howwible people'.

What a fucking clown.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:37, Reply)

How are you, AA?
Not posting much these days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:42, Reply)

I don't know how to tell you this monty, but...AA is dying

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:44, Reply)

...FOR A PISS LOL!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:45, Reply)

That's not funny he has kidney failure from a lifetime of Tizer drinking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:46, Reply)

oh God I didn't know - I'm so sorry

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Our hearts go out to his family at this difficult time
the only positive is that his mum isn't around to see him hooked up to a dialysis machine as the life drains out of him.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Remember kids,
fizzy pop may seem like a lot of fun but there are serious consequences ahead for you if you choose that path in life.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Tizer is a gateway drink for Coke

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Get fucked, Tizer is vile.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Oh dear, stage 2 'Denial'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)

*shakes head sadly*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:54, Reply)

I'm so fucking rock I drink tiger

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)

+ spunk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:55, Reply)

RARGH!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Pub in Congleton does fantastic pints of Tiger
I have to avoid the place, otherwise I'll spend stupid amounts of money in there.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:57, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I have recently discovered bottled Asahi, which is really nice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:59, Reply)

It is indeed
I love Tsing Tao in bottles
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:59, Reply)

We went for a chinese whilst on my brother's stag do, they did Kirin Ichiban in pints
I think they cost me more than the actual meal did.

Worth it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Fuck yeah
Man, I want some beer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:02, Reply)

I had some of that the other week after hearing a few people on here rate it.
It wasn't really worth the £5.60 I paid for it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Very few drinks are when you pay that per pint
Although, I did pay that for a turbo whiskey and ginger a while back, which was a terrible idea.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I absolutely love that shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Not too bad thanks Monty, just looking forward to getting this month out of the way
Work is ridiculously busy at the minute, that's why I'm not on here as much.

Yourself?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Pretty shit TBH, but fuck it I'm off to see Hawkwind on Sunday and have Monday off so not all bad news.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:54, Reply)

The ex being a cunt again, I take it?
Sounds like a good weekend planned though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:57, Reply)

It's all got pretty intense
She actually beat Monty up and got arrested, poor monty had to stay in Hospital overnight
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I heard he wets the bed most nights since then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:59, Reply)

They call him "pissy pants Boyce" behind his back at work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Pissy pants is to his face
Shitty pants is behind his back

He smells like a YMCA doorway
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)

lol at the YMCA doorway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:02, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:05, Reply)

An utter, utter cunt, yes.
Tomorrow morning she'll be even worse as my latest letter from my solicitor hits her doormat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:59, Reply)

I told you not to add the bot dog, I told you, but would you listen?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:59, Reply)

No sir I would not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Ah, FFS
Maybe add a small explosive in there next time?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I liked what Kroney had to say yesterday or whenever it was.
She knows she's losing so she's behaving like a trapped animal.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)

There is a definite truth to this.
The idea of things being out of her control drives her round the fucking bend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:04, Reply)

It is an inconvinient truth the way she is hotting up
After her last attack you need to be careful she doesn't gore you next time.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)

When she was pregnant she went for me with a carving knife.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Bit late, Monty Bobbitt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:09, Reply)

I'm not entirely an idiot in some areas.

( Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Paris?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Building a successful line of fortifications to prevent invasion?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:15, Reply)

I can't i Magin (ot) how this would work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:17, Reply)

RIGHT.
Just for that you can start a new thread.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:19, Reply)

OK!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:23, Reply)