Work has organised some "thankyou" drinks for everyone who worked extra over Christmas on a big project
It's at 6:30 in the pub next to the office. Clearly they expect everyone to hang around until then, working.

What has your work done lately that's made you roll your eyes?

Alt: Which country's armed forces, and which branch, would best gang-rape Dr Shambolic to death?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:51, 69 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck off at five for a bite to eat and then rock up at the pub at 6:29.
SORTED.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Sounds like a plan
It's the poor bastards for whom it takes more than 45 minutes to get home that I feel for.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Is attendance mandatory then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Well, no
And I will probably only stay for a couple anyway.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)

SBS
SPECIAL BUGGERING SERVICE OLOLOL
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

The company insists that there are 3 products in every one of their pubs,
until recently it was Doom Bar, Fosters and Bulmers all on draught. This was fine, i have about 12 beer lines, so just hide the shit fosters in the back corner of the second bar and don't worry about it. But now, they want us to change and are forcing Carling and Strongbow upon us. It's fucking tragic.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)

gingerboycegingerboycegingerboyce

( Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)

it's eerie, isn't it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)

maybe i'm his son.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:10, Reply)

imma come round your pub and gaze at you all moon-eyed, like.

( Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Thanks, Joe Dolce.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I'm very proud of you, lad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:42, Reply)

lend us a tenner.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Have you done your room?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)

no.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Then no tenner.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Lucky escape there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I read this with the spiderman theme going through my head

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)

haha, i could count on one hand the days i get out of here before 6.30
and when i do, it's only for a client event. you don't know you're born, blah blah.

i think north korea. they clearly have all kinds of kinky shit going on over there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Did you see my text?
I'm fucking fuming.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:17, Reply)

i replied!
but i was on the district line so maybe it didn't go
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I didn't get it, no.

( Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:19, Reply)

it said
"pfffffft lamest excuse EVER"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I haven't replied to it yet, I don't know what to say.
I may rage-fuck one of the managers here to clear my thoughts.

Edit: Sorry everyone, this is a classic case of "take it to gaz, nobody cares".
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:22, Reply)

then it said
"don't be sad, everyone gets blown out by a cute younger man at some point"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)

and then i said
"i'm sure he'll call you eventually, when he needs a booty suck"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Well, I guess I get to look forward to being blown out by a cute younger man at some point
DOYOUSEEWHATIDIDTHERE?
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)

They're putting up extra tvs in my room to display stats
So that one team in here doesn't have to look at their monitors so much, or alt tab. Such a hard job they must have.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)

can one of the TVs just be repeats of onl fools and horses?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:19, Reply)

It can
It won't be
Broken Britain
( Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:20, Reply)

fuck sake Theo,
what sort of hack company do you work for?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:21, Reply)

It's a disgrace and no mistake
That's one tv up, next to the tv that's already there.
What a not at all waste of money and time
( Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)

what sort of stats?
will there be a histogram of pigeon toe numbers?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:22, Reply)

There'll be bar graphs
Green on purple
Maybe even a line chart if we're lucky
We're in an information age of GRAPHITUDE
( Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)

no pie charts :(

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:28, Reply)

neer seen a pie chart on a tv
I think summat bad happens
( Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)

do you work for the all english tennis club?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)

woah I ain't no racist

( Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)

I tend to be involved in a fair bit of the decision-making at work, so I don't really have to roll my eyes at any of it.
If I think a decision is bad I will just say so.

Alt: You insensitive bastard - my doctor was gang-raped to death by an army.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)

needs more passive aggressive winging.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)

This is DIRE, you lot. FFS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

make it better

( Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)

*leaves*
How about that?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:56, Reply)

make it better, please.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:56, Reply)

I can't even be arsed to contribute to this shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:57, Reply)

I DUN A NEW FRED

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I figured everyone would want to moan about their stupid bosses
Sorry, Monty. Sorry. Still, better than the last one.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:05, Reply)