So anyway little bit of friday afternoon politics.
If you were Nick Clegg now, what would you do? you're fucked in the polls and your own party roll their eyes when you're mentioned.

Your choices are
a) Keep in the coalition, do what you can
b) Leave the coalition, vote against as many things as possible and force an election.
c) Stay in the coalition, but ignore any control from the Torys
d) other.

Alt: Weekend plans.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:33, 102 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I think it'll be a)
Alt:
FUCK ALL
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Gentleman's way out.
I'd be found the next day slumped over a copy of the latest opinion polls, empty whisky bottle and tumbler by my left hand, an empty pistol in my right and a gurt big 'ole through both temples.

The British form of Seppuku.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Don't a lot of people that try and shoot themselves sideways through the head manage to miss?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)

D

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Did you try and write Damn while shooting yourself in the head?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)

I think it's a smile without
the top of the head. He shot it off, like
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)

The suicidal are notoriously jolly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)

the lobotomy made him feel better

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Stoopid delete button is next to 'Go' on an iphone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)

delete button is next to 'Go' on an
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Yeah, it's really unreliable.
A lot of the time they end up giving themselves a frontal lobotomy.

So I've heard.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)

is that your excuse?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)

A Damien Hirst book from years ago, had a forward explaining, with diagrams, the best way to shoot oneself in the head
The answer was under you chin aiming at the back of your head.

Hthxxx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)

It's a shame he didn't provide a practical demonstration
the jumped up fish-pickler.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:41, Reply)

I like a lot of his stuff, but there is so much shit and so much behind the scenes bollocks I can't be bothered with

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)

this has managed to go horribly off topic
oh lol that's why we're here
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Is this irony?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:46, Reply)

just didn't want to read about the proper way to kill yourself any longer

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:47, Reply)

In The Apartment with Jack Lemmon he shoots himself in the knee
Take from that what you will
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)

He should step down but the party should remain in coalition

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:41, Reply)

I think he should just wait until the March budget.
If it's not very good. BLAM off he fucks.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)

He'll want a large caliber round
to ensure he doesn't just cripple himself. 9mm is a bit risky.

I hope he's reading this, I'm full of good ideas today!
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)

As in ' George, spend some money or we'll force an election'
In which they wil win 3 seats
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)

And the Tories will lose

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Sit it out for the next few years, and basically know you're fucked totally.
Alt, Hawkwind gig laters. Art gallery stuff tomorrow.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)

You meeting Boyce?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)

No, this is north of Monty land.
He doesn't travel well.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)

North of Watford then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Nuke Beunos Aires.
Alt: Nuke Beunos Aires.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Are you a bug? From an ugly planet, a bug planet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Splatting Beunos Aires IS THE BEST BIT OF THAT FILM!
I hadn't laughed so hard since Ronnie bombed Libya.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)

The best bit are the tits I think, or maybe the comedy deaths
But I'm just glad someone got the reference
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:53, Reply)

Shower tits.
Best of all the tits.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:13, Reply)

I'm from Buenos Aires
and I say kill them all
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:59, Reply)

HELL YEAH! ALL DAGOS MUST DIE!
MAXIMUM OVERKILL!
:D
GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(^(^;;^)^)
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:02, Reply)

sSSsS$$sSss$tTtTtTtTtUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUjJjjJjJJjJjJjJjJjJjJjJjJJJJ1111!!!!11!1!!1!!!!!!
*manders*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)

:D
kKkKKkkkkkkkkKKkrRRrrrRrrrriiiIiiIiiIIIIIIsSSssssSSSsSttTTIiiiIInnNNnnNNNeEEEeEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^!!!!!!!!!!!!

*PANDERS!*
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Alt: I'm going to see Spamalot tomorrow.
In your faces saddos.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)

I saw that, it was about the only bearable musical I've been to

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Yay!
Knights of the round table fives.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)

I like the bit with the black knight
"I'll bite ya arms off" lol.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:53, Reply)

LET'S ALL QUOTE MONTY PYTHON!!!!
Dead parrot lols
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:55, Reply)

"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty kid"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:55, Reply)

"And now for something reasonably different"

( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)

"Nudge nudge"

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)

I mentioned the war once or twice!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:59, Reply)

"She turned me into a frog..."
"I got cured!"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)

Half the people here don't get what's going on.
Stupid pricks.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:06, Reply)

Is Tom the enchanter in spamalot?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)

I'm so excited
No more spoilers though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:55, Reply)

You utter, utter gaymo.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:09, Reply)

I have no idea about your politics
alt going to have drinks at a friends house tonight, and that's as far as I've gotten, life is quite sedentary as of late so I'll probably take the dog out for a longer walk, maybe kill myself
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Did you get a pistol in your box of cereal today?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:54, Reply)

i haven't had cereal
but i'm sure i could build something, there's probably a link on youtube
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Did you vote Obama?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)

why do you ask?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Cos you can't talk about our politics, thought I'd open the floor to you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)

well I don't follow ours either
but yes I did
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)

Why do you hate freedom?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:03, Reply)

oh gawd

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:06, Reply)

Do americans actually talk to each other like that?
Or is it just made up for TV?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:12, Reply)

like what?
"why do you hate freedom?"
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:14, Reply)

Yeah, and say things like "the only difference between Osama and Obama is BS"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:15, Reply)

ummmm I don't encounter it as much now that I don't work at the garage
but pretty much, yes, around here there's bumper stickers similar to that fucking EVERYWHERE
when I did work at the garage it was mostly overbearing old redneck men calling him a nigger and saying how he's ruined the country and they're surprised he hasn't been assassinated yet
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:20, Reply)

but if I watched Fox, I could probably give more references
alas
I don't wish to poison myself
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:26, Reply)

He should just go on X Factor, with a sob story and some sad music. Everyone would love him then.
Alt: Going to play pool tonight with some people from work. Might have my first alcoholic drink of the year. IMAGINE THAT!
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:55, Reply)

I'm on my third of the day \o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)

I drank a lot in Dec so I thought 'I'll take January off'
But I'm going to the pub later, the idea of having an orange juice is just awful, just terrible. Oh god, it'll be the worst.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Have a Apple juice.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Will your perversions never end?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:00, Reply)

a pint of orange squash
is my current not-drink of choice. Turns out J2Os are too sugary for me these days
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)

I just drink water if I'm not on the sauce
WHAT A BORING MONTH IT'S BEEN
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:02, Reply)

The first tee total Irishman.
I never thought I'd see the day. You've let your people down, The Oban.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:15, Reply)

AGH

( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:16, Reply)

I think you mean " OJAYSUS"

( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:24, Reply)

I'd never say such things
Or my name's not Paddy O'Flanerty
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)

Wine and music tonight
Bit of housework tomorrow, followed by a roast dinner and a film. Nothing planned for Sunday as yet.
Rock and/or roll.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)

MOST READ NEWS STORY
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-21198129
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(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:05, Reply)

a bit of B a bit of C
basically start standing up for and voting for the things you aledgedly believe in and let the torys either knuckle under or break up the coalition. he's got very little to loose now.

Alt, glorious nothing, maybe a film probably lasagne.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:07, Reply)

I'm not a breeder
but is this really a big deal? www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-21199572
Babies get shit taped to them all the time in hospitals.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:09, Reply)

You don't think there's a small element of risk in taping something over the mouth of a four month old baby?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:26, Reply)

I'm sure psychochomp holds things in babies with tape all the time, slowly increasing in diameter of the course of weeks
until finally he can pick it up like a bowling ball
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 19:03, Reply)

I can't really see any baby I've known taking kindly to that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:26, Reply)

alt: party tonight
driving and party tomorrow
bacon, driving and sleeping Sunday

should be fine
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:10, Reply)

I think he might want to choose d
But he has no idea what it would be.
He'll stick with a, I reckon.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:24, Reply)

I think he'll stand up at PMQs and lay a massive big shit into his hand and then turn around and hurl it into Osborne's fucking fucking face.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:27, Reply)

I really want this to happen

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Cunt would get my vote.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:39, Reply)