I just put an offer on a flaaat x!x!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:06, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

link it bitch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)

It's this one you all didn't like
www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/27549581

The weird windows is because the ground floor is all garages for the other posh people nearby. the garden is all mine.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:09, Reply)

I hope you smash the shit out of that guitar when you move in
Pic 7 has the world's loneliest sofa
( Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:10, Reply)

That's the second bedroom. It is sad.
But they're getting rid of all the crap.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Good, looks like it was owned by some bird before
You want to get that place manned up, fast
I'm talking pictures of tits on every flat surface
( Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I did that at university once.
It's funny, you'd think you wouldn't get desensitised to boobs, but you do. It's a terrible feeling.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:15, Reply)

I hope that never happens to me
To me a fresh boob is like a thing of wonder, something rarely seen and only spoken about in hushed tones, in case it takes flight.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Imagine a freshly unfurled boob
and all you can manage is a jaded mental critique of shape, size, relative heft, nipple direction and size etc. and then find it unappealing.

I had to go into voluntary sexual exile to get over that. I've been there for so long I seem to have forgotten how to get out again.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:19, Reply)

you should have gone for tits on retractable surfaces
a load of norks on a roller blind can be furled and unfurled at the drop of a hat
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

He's stood in the front room in a top hat and tails
'WELCOME' he bellows, 'to the TITATORIUM'
Boobs unfurl from every surface
The window is now boobs
Boobs run down the walls
Puddles of boobs form at your feet
You look down
You're now a boob
( Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Best dream ever.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Kroneys log: Sad date 322,146,1,3
I once again use my long range scanners to check for boobs, no results. Every day for years the same result. Maybe today I will send a prope to try and make first contact. But no, I don't want them to use their telepathic powers to desensitise me again.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I love how you think you, of all people, can take the piss out of me for being single.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Is he not totally dating a stripper?
In your face kronley.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Yeah, but classy tits, like pierrelli calendars and stuff.
They were also trying to sell it which is why it's all ponced up.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Ah right
Well it looks lovely
Good luck and that
( Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Did you offer the asking price?
Not for me, but I'm sure you and the baroness will be very happy, look at you being all grown up
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I offered £725 for 12 months. If they say no then I'll take it for £750 for 6

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)

woah is this a thing you can do?
I just always thought your rent was whatever they said it was and tough shit complaining get out of my house you disgrace this place was a nice neighbourhood before you shower moved in
( Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Yeah, and letting agents are legally oblidged to take it to the owner.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:16, Reply)

I got fifty quid a month off my old place.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:17, Reply)

whaaaa
I wonder if our place will do the same, we've been in it three years. Loyalty discount?

nah I'll end up homeless
( Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

maybe they'll give it to you if you promise to use less of the facilities
like only eating takeaways or a rucksack instead of the toilet
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:31, Reply)

I'd happily drop rucksacks full of shit off the balcony
I'd pay more rent if they'd let me do that
( Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)

When I was looking at places the letting agents all used to say
"Rent is X per month but you can probably get it for X-15" or similar.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:36, Reply)

it looks nice.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)

FANKS

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Oh dear;
I have to sign a declaration saying details of any CCJs I've been involved in to the lettings agent. The only one I've ever been involved in is sueing a letting agent.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Lie.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Nah, fuck it it'll keep them on their toes.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)

I hope you'll be putting a shed up in the garden.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Nope, I do have a little half size garage though.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)

You're not a proper man until you have a shed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:25, Reply)