alt: the smart money is on her not attending "due to her disability"
which from what I remember is just being an eye-mong. Not sure how that prevents her from showing up, perhaps she couldn't find the door? And if so, how is she a suitable carer for a small child? It's a win-win in that sense.

altalt: You will be popular in the office this afternoon. I had a chicken, chorizo and chipotle sandwich, which was rather pleasant.
I am suggesting your guffs will set off poison gas detectors across London
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:19, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

i am always popular in the office
eggs or no eggs. girls do not guff. EVER.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)

I reckon you guff like a ginsters pie taster

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:22, Reply)

lol 2

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Do you think you'll get this into double figures today?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:25, Reply)

I very much doubt it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Do you just allow the gas to build up, causing bloating then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Only in a good year

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:23, Reply)

or michelin

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:30, Reply)

This is entirely wrong. You might just need to get your hearing checked.
There's a guy I know who lives down the road who in his advancing years is cursed with a) diminishing hearing and b) chronic flatulence. This makes for massive LOLs.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Mrs Cow can crack granite with some of her farts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:25, Reply)

lol 3

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:26, Reply)

you're all wrong
girls are delicate and gentle. if we ever were to guff, it would puff out like talcum powder and would smell just as sweet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:28, Reply)

The ex farted like the brass section of the London Philharmonic.
with an occasional double bass flourish.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:30, Reply)

splutteringcoffeelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:31, Reply)

how horny

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Her mum used to brag about her daughters' talents in this area.
Rural Canadians. They have a sophisticated humour.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:34, Reply)

HORNy
like a HORN

you know, in an ORCHESTRA

less arse, more credit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Ignoring a shit pun is not the same as not getting it.

( Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)

well, you'd know all about not getting it...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:43, Reply)

I'm sure the foulness of the fart is inversely proportional to the attractiveness of the girl.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:32, Reply)

This makes me the most beautiful girl in the world

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Alright 'Prince'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:37, Reply)

TheCowFormerlyKnownAsPrince

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:38, Reply)

this should be your new sig

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)

So if Tangles is correct and the hotter the girl, the nastier the guff
You've said you don't fart at all...
( Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:42, Reply)

ZING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:42, Reply)

but he isn't correct
not now, not ever

we all know this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:43, Reply)

It is written on the internet, so it must be true.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:45, Reply)

"Little Red Charolais"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Bullshit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)