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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What the fuck is wrong with you people?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:20, 156 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Here we go for the longest thread ever.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I'm hoping a probing question such as this should lead to an interesting thread.
I ought to give credit to chompy though - it is his regular qotw suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:28, Reply)
He has so much to say...

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Can I share Al as BFF?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Blimey!
Let me work out a jobshare...
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:39, Reply)
I don't really know what a BFF is
But I thought it was about time you had a new sig.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)
It's been there for ages, I know.
I seem rarely to be on b3ta anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)
It's not been the same since you left.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)
I shall take this as a compliment,
but with narrowed eyes.
*narrows eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I am perfect in every way

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:21, Reply)
With some minor editing.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Complications at birth, difficult childhood
Then a series of unpleasant occurrences leading to this uncomfortable moment right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Nah, not really...can you imagine?
I'm a sunshine child :)
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Phew, you had me going there.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)
It's ok Twoey, you're among friends here.
Let it all out.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Short sighted
Hayfever
Fucked back
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Apart from a chronic and progressive sugar condition
and some substance abuse issues I am fucking tip top.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:27, Reply)

tip top Nik Nak
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:28, Reply)
poor Battered

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:28, Reply)
TTJ

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Is this a Hooker joke at Batterds expense?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:31, Reply)
The Man With The Golden Pun

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Scare-a-minger

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)
What flavour?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Saucy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Nice & Spicy or GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Scampi "n" Lemon are where it's at.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:34, Reply)

are were
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)
You youngsters. No idea.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Nowt wrong with me
THIS person, however: www.freerangekids.com/the-mom-her-junior-high-son-the-ladies-bathroom/

Can you imagine how mortified the poor bastard must have been? What age did you start using public loos alone? I think I was about 6.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:28, Reply)
FOTMN

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Can you translate that into British English please?
I didn't understand a word.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)
In Merkinland women take their 13 year old sons to the ladies toilets

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:35, Reply)
i wish i'd thought of that when i was 13

(quintsy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Bitty, definitely.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:33, Reply)
I still don't use public loos on me own
Always get a man to hold my hand when I do willy wees
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)
sometimes i just love too much

(quintsy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:30, Reply)
AW hasn't been loved enough.
Can you help him out?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)
i keep reaching out to him but he rejects me

(quintsy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)
There's a lot of hurt in that poor boy.
But if anyone can teach him to love again, it's you q.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Asthma, eczema and a partly knackered foot.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:30, Reply)

t f
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Everything
Cries
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I'm tired and short-tempered as a result

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:30, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:31, Reply)
FAT
DEPRESSED
LOL
My wrist hurts too where I broke it 16 years ago, ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I knew you were BGB all along!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)
what's a buggerbee

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)
i saw a gif of a woman accidentally sucking a lit cigarette into her anus

(quintsy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:39, Reply)
hah
That sounds great
what a lady
sounds like a hero
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)
here you go
i.imgur.com/lkhWKC6.gif

very NSFW, obviously
(quintsy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)
ta I will treasure this always

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Oh man thjat is fucking grim :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)
you mean you clicked it? knowing what it was? at least I was tricked into clicking it
you fucking sicken me, you pervert
(quintsy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)
I thought it might be lol
but it was not lol
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)
OF COURSE IT WASN'T LOL

(quintsy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I NO THAT NOW

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)
THE DESCRIPTION WAS ENOUGH

(quintsy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)
you didn't mention the fucking anal prolapse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:53, Reply)
i didn't watch that far in
you sick fuck
(quintsy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Are we sure it's a woman and not Foxtrot?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)
i'd rather not think about it

(quintsy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:00, Reply)
it was more ( O )

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)
nice

(quintsy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:51, Reply) 

 -   ( O )
   - ( O )
    -( O )
     ( - )
     ( O )

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Needs bigger O

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:53, Reply)
I don't know how to make my O bigger

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)
ask darth

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:00, Reply)
we can't make gay jokes now they can get married
it's not cool anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:01, Reply)
clearly misunderstood how to do a smoke ring

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)
ouch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I bet the healing phase was frustrating.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Nah I had a girlfriend back in those days

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Women have their uses.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)
+an

(quintsy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Yeah our cleaner's dead good

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I hope the words in this sentence are in their intended order.
I know what you're like.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)
She scrubs me toilet for 20 quid a week

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:51, Reply)
^ I GET THIS ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)
is it about wanking?
are we talking about wanking?
wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)
The king of Wan????
Where?????
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)
nanking is in china

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Nooooo
Nat King Coles dead
you can't fool me
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead Dad's Dog's Ken Dodd?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)
is it about wanking?
are we talking about wanking?
wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)
what's a wanking?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:53, Reply)
nanking is in china

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:54, Reply)
I think it might have a different name now

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:58, Reply)
About £10

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:55, Reply)
nuts I left my change in my other trousers

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Better than leaving your nuts in your other trousers, I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:00, Reply)
I like to pop them out for cleaning once a month

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Whether they need it or not.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:03, Reply)
I like to keep them smooth and clean like a pair of well worn mabs

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:04, Reply)
I'm a terrible slut, mostly.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)
KKKkkkkkkkkkrrrrroooooooooooooooonnnnneeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)
You *reeeeeeeeeaaaalllyyyyyy* haven't got the time to go through the whole list.
Let's just say I'm 'special'.

What teh fuck is wrong with YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Ah go on
It might cheer a few people up.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I'M OLD AND BORING AND AN EMOTIONAL CRIPPLE
*awaits popular-boarding*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Go on then
*click*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)
In other news I ma going to a butchery masterclass this evening

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Club night in Manchester?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)
no.
as in learning to cut up meat
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Will you use this skill in a professional capacity?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)
don't we have the facilities in the office

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Do you pee round the back by the bins?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:55, Reply)
STAY ABOUT FROM MY BINS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)
I did, but a scraggly old man is always there muttering about some "TRee Fayre" and a "Silver MAchine"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Very good
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:58, Reply)
He often heads off that way

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:58, Reply)

chery
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:51, Reply)
I didn't know you could study gynaecology at night school

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:51, Reply)
chompy runs a class in the local park

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Another hard day at the orifice

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:54, Reply)
I read that with an Italian accent.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:53, Reply)
shadduppa ya face

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:03, Reply)
whaddafuckisamadder wid you, hey?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Too much to list.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:09, Reply)
I knew I should have included an alt :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Better kill yourself as an apology.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)
I've got too much to live for.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:11, Reply)
you have a lifetime of lentils and Quorn to look forward to

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:13, Reply)
I don't believe you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:13, Reply)
make the alt a new thread
do it
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Nah fuck that, I'm going home in 20 minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)
I'm not
entertain me
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:12, Reply)

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