Bollocks is it.
Make it yourself, put chillies in it = NOMZORZ
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:46, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

raw cabbage? no fucking thank you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Queerbo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:54, Reply)

MONTY! HEY MONTY!
Please can you please ask your girlfriend please how she makes her coleslaw please, thanks.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Oh yeah and the goat curry
I might it to the wife without telling her what it is
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Ooooo, slow cooked goat curry could be awesome
I'm gonna get some mutton and make a vindaloo.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Use mutton = same difference, maybe even better actually
Ask you local Halal cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:54, Reply)

We don't have any darkies round here. All my butchers are white. Do you think they'll still be able to get mutton?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I expect so. Might cost more though,
Can't you pop down to somewhere ethno-friendly like Tottenham? Not too much of a trek from you is it?

I have to say my distance awareness is fucking appalling.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)

It is quite a long way
Probably cost me as much in diesel as it would to get some Mutton locally. I wonder if there is anywhere in Enfield.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I bet there is, ask Gonz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:16, Reply)

She just makes it up based on what we've got.
Jalapenos, white cabbage, mayo, carrot, red onion...

There's no magicv secret, but every time she's made it it's been lovely.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Okay.
Does she grate the carrot or chop it finely?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:54, Reply)

my mum used to make it with a tiny dash of mango chutney
poor mum, i can't bear anything sweet in my savoury food, i was very rude about it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I can sort of see what she was trying to do.
Did you have anyone with normal tastes to verify if it was actually a good idea?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:59, Reply)

yeah, everyone else liked it
it was from a recipe book, i forget which, but it would have been some health fangled thing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)

First time it was chopped, now we have a new food processor it all gets shredded in there.
You just have to be wary of it being too soggy, bit of a pat down with a tea towel or kitchen paper is advisable.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Cool. I'll try that.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Hi Al!
loads of chopped coriander and mint is the key. Also, carrot isn't necessary. Oh and drain it through a colander before serving if it gets a bit wet. ;)
( wanderlust, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Oh brilliant. Thanks very much, I shall go and look for some herbs.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Oh yea soz, forgot the herbs.
What a dill!

DO YOU GET THIS JOKE THAT I HAVE JUST MADE??????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:14, Reply)

I THINK SO!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Also salted peanuts
work surprisingly well in coleslaw.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Using salad cream instead of mayo is also good
as is a fuckton of pepper
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Metric or Imperial

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Metric

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:34, Reply)

also, put in a tin of cream of mushrrom soup

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)

oh yes
jalapeno coleslaw and cheese wrap = the Shit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:52, Reply)

the
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:52, Reply)

rookie strikethrough error :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:57, Reply)

+s

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:23, Reply)