Hiya gang!!!!!
It's me, Monty, how's it going??????

I do hope you had a good weekend! What did you get up to??? I'm really interested to know.

Alt: How about this week, then? What's going on in you-land over the coming days? I can't wait to hear!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:18, 78 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I killl you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Aha beacuse I was joking when I said I liked him, I can't believe you fell for it YOU MUG!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:20, Reply)

Infidel.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Good morning.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:38, Reply)

And to you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:39, Reply)

oh FFS!
I'm not deleting mine, I started typing first.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:20, Reply)

Fucking hell Wilfred you must have started typing about half an hour ago.
They say everyone has a book in them, that post is your War & Peace.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:22, Reply)

about 10 minutes
good meds today it seems.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:25, Reply)

I survived a birthday party with 30 screaming kids
then went to the pub had 5 pints and went home.

Exciting times.
( Peej, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:21, Reply)

Morning Phillipino.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:22, Reply)

Morning Monty
You well?
( Peej, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Trying not to give up and go to pieces on a daily basis.
aka yeah fine thanks!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Well if you need a break you can always run away to pastyland.

( Peej, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Took my daughter to the Science Museum, watched the rugby, cooked & ate duck, got drunk, fell over.

The end.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:38, Reply)

I went to the Horniman Museum on Saturday.
When your kid's a bit older she'll fucking love it there. Assuming I ever see my daughter again I'm going to take her there straight away. The only problem with it is the SE23 postcode.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Horny man you say.
Both of your daughters, eh?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:41, Reply)

You lunch cancelling prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:42, Reply)

oh you wag, you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:45, Reply)

I have got the shakes this morning.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:41, Reply)

I can't understand why I don't.
I had three beers and a dab of my home-made chilli sauce for breakfast and things did not exactly improve from there on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:44, Reply)

They'll probably kick in later when your alcohol level drops.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:45, Reply)

I think I have a good few hours before that joy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:45, Reply)

I had about 8 pints of cider and a bottle of claret.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:49, Reply)

On Saturday we made a green chilli paste with 125 of those Indian finger chillis in it.
It is fucking terrifying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:52, Reply)

WANT.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:53, Reply)

It looks kind of like pesto.
It's pale green rather than bright green because we left all the seeds in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:02, Reply)

I like this
One of the lads in work did the "Curry Hell" challenge a few months ago and as part of his training made a series of hotter and hotter curries. His last one had 50 birds eye chillis in - it was fucking lovely, if a bit heavy on the cinnamon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I want to make my own lime pickle, but make it lime & chilli pickle.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:05, Reply)

*orders jar*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:07, Reply)

I made a chilli sauce/preserve with home-grown 'Basket of fire' chillis instead of the Jalapenos the recipe suggested
Psychotically hot. I found it inedible/unusable so I gave it away to a chilli-loving friend. He says he likes it, I'm not so sure.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:07, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure what I'm going to do with this paste.
We bought two massive bags of chillies for £1 per bag in Whitechapel, one contains a good 30 scotch bonnets and the other must have 350 green ones. We'll dry some and have some fresh, but we've got more than we could possibly need. Then we went to Sainsbury's next door = 5 scotch bonnets for £1.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Pickle some

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Good idea

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Ahem.
Give some away...
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:12, Reply)

help yourself son

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Smoke them, homemade chipotle

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:24, Reply)

asmellyarsemist
Did you watch Harry Potter yesterday?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:02, Reply)

I had a little sleep around then. As I understand it, I also missed Kindergarten Cop.
Such a shame.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I am sorry that Lusty has left you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:04, Reply)

+ for Gonz.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:05, Reply)

It's only fair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:08, Reply)

I'm sorry you know the name of members of the Saturdays

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:21, Reply)

I think I prefer this thread.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Agree.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Hows the moving?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:17, Reply)

All done,
well my shits in the new place, still lots to do not helped by the fact I spent 36 hours in bed this weekend.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Oh and the wardrobes don't fit exactly where I want them, which has pissed me off.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:21, Reply)

I shifted 0.5 metric tonnes of tiles - 3 fucking times
My everything hurts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:17, Reply)

That's a fucktonne.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:18, Reply)

It was indeed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:22, Reply)

You should have put them in the right place the first time.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:25, Reply)

B&Q - pallet
pallet - car
car - garage
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Not sure that amount of weight will have done the car any good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Nope

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Half a ton?
Most b3tans weigh that
( Peej, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:29, Reply)

YM does.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:32, Reply)

half a ton is 7 people of average weight
so not OTT in a car if you load it evenly.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:32, Reply)

It's 5 rugby players. Actually, 4 rugby players might weigh that much.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Union or League?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Or 3 internet shutins.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Or you. On your own.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Your words, battered. They hurt.
:-(
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:48, Reply)

HIYAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had a great weekend, thanks for asking.
I went to Whitby and didn't see a single goth.
We stayed right next to Whitby Abbey and it was 'well good'

Alt: Me-land has all sorts of excitement planned including, but not limited to, a parents evening at my son's school and Mrs Tangle's birthday.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:37, Reply)

I'm in a fucking foul mood this morning.
Couldn't get to sleep last night. Was still awake at nearly three. Woken up at five, six, and seven o'clock by the dog - the last time because he wanted to be sick.

To top that all off, I kept dreaming that I had to get up early for something important and I couldn't sleep. Even my dreams hate me.

Alt: last week someone bought me the latest edition of the parachute book. This week I intend to read it, and fully expect to be gainfully employed by Friday.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Time to take it down to the pier with a large sack and some bricks.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:48, Reply)

The sea in Weston is about a foot deep.
Not much drowning potential.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Knock him out with one of the bricks first.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:52, Reply)

:-(
It's my own fault, really. I gave him a lamb bone yesterday, forgetting that they always make him ill.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)