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Let's talk about Valantines day.Whatchya got planned? If you're alone, what would you have planned if you wasn't.
etcetcetc generic evening thread.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:06,
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Haha, gutted.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:11,
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Haha all you like. Which of us will be staying in on their own, weeping desolately about their miserable existence, moaning about their intact virginity on the 14th?One clue, it won't be me.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:15,
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You'll be stalking the streets, sidling up to lone women and whispering 'I'M AVAILABLE LADIES' into their ears instead?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:17,
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Yeah right, like you're going to be able sneak up on women and whisper in their ears whilst your lugging a step;ladder around.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:54,
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Wheels on the bottom of your ladders are your friend. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:12,
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Nah' man, I've been saving up half a pill for the last two weeks every day so on thursday I won't care in the slightest !GUTTED ON YOU, LOSER.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:39,
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Yes. Opiates are the way forward for you. Perhaps not for the more settled in society, but enjoy it eh? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:41,
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C'mon now grumpy chops, there's the whole prescribed and self medicated thing you're forgetting there.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:46,
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I have prescription Cocodamol for my back.I've taken them at work before (for the pain) and they're really mellow. Wouldn't take them for recreational use though.
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I'm on quite stronger stuff, you can't get much stronger without being hospitalised, but its all about your resistance.Like how I can get under the table after 3 pints where as that wouldn't touch the sides with others.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:56,
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So, drugs or a relationship. Which would you choose if you had a choice?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:50,
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Why 'or' ?I can't have a standard of living without them any more* than you could with your epeleptic pills.
* In fact, I'd say I'd have less of a standard of living than you would... not that I know your medical records any more than you know mine, but I believe your fits'n'stuff only happen a few times a year normally, where as I'm in pain every day without them.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:54,
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I haven't had a seizure in 4 years, but that's beside the point. You clearly have a prescription med' dependency issue and are choosing to spend an evening monged on them as you don't have a better way to spend it, but still proclaim on one hand that you have a great way of life, despite being a pathetic lonely single individual.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:17,
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And there goes the 'four years without' record.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:31,
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Well, of course I have a dependancy on a drug I need to maintain my quality of life.There's no point in being sad or upset about life for any extensive period of time, it is what it is and its not oing to change. I wasn't serious about saving up my pills, I'll have exactly what I need on that day, and that'll be it.
Let's say you truly believed what you said, that you believe that i'm deeply depressed... What sort of person gains pleasure by pointing that out? Knowing that such a thing, should it be true, would push them further into the recesses of that discontentment with life?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:43,
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Better than the other way 'round.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:13,
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I reckon you could put a condom on a pot noodle pot and it'd be alright if you time it right.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:14,
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S'all good. It's Paula down the juicer's birthday. Might buy her a drink.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:16,
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If she gets pissed enough, she might forget that you haven't paid for your drink.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:23,
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I shall be sparing no effort to commemorate a saint who died some time in 3rd century and who no-one really knows anything about.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:22,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1861428
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:33,
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I'm going to peel some Christians.Swhat robo-pope would've wanted.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:41,
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[Convoluted joke about exfoliating the members of a late 80s band from Liverpool] !!!(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:10,
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Might indulge in the slightly creepy British habit of forcing the offspring to send cards to their mum.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:35,
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Imma get her arrested for soliciting underage greeting cards.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:38,
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You haven't seen me in a dressI make Jo Brand look sexy.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:03,
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Yeah, like you'd wear a dress that'd make you look like a sexy adult.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:07,
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Do you remember that wireless power thing we had a few months ago?Apparently Apple are going to introduce a 2m range wireless power transmition to go with their 'iWatch', and it makes sense for ditto for their input devices. It's not currently feasable to use it for something like an ipod or iphone, but for these low-power devices, its do'able.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:10,
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I'll be doing fuck all to mark the occasion. Chances are I'll dine with the Doris, but on the basis that we would have a meal most evenings (around dinner time) anyway, it won't be a special occasion.
No card. No flowers.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:10,
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Do you REALLY fuck dogs?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:12,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1860798
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:14,
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valentines is for chumps(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:24,
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Thought you'd being enjoying it now you're all cock struck. Or has he binned you off already? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:28,
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nahI have already declared that nothing should be done for valentines, I can't stand that nonsense whether I'm single or not
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:29,
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Yep. Just moved to Ditch City.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:32,
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reckon I've got at least a week(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:36,
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I've sent a nice card to my lady love.No hearts, no bunnys, no tat. She thinks I'm great.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:06,
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She's only saying that so you'll hand over her pocket money.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:08,
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I don't know, does anyone have any tips for trapping a female?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:06,
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I'm working gonz mate, Hoping for some sort of horrific break up to watch, always comedy value those.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:12,
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reading the quiz, drinking my own stock, Pretty good, you?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:15,
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chicken or beef?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:20,
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what's your pubs quiz like? Is it all obscure stuff or pretty accessible?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:35,
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accessible.The landlord and his mate alternate. The landlord's one uses the tabloid news for its basis; his mate does pretty tricky pub quiz trivia.
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that's cool, We do ours on recent stuff, so a sport round, a news round and entertainment all from the last week. Music round based around a theme, movie quotes from a single actor, and then the losing team choose a specialist round. This week we have Greek tragedies.
There are a few around town that are fucking impossible, but the Oxford uni boffins seem to over that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:47,
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my local is run by a cunt. so I don't go anymore. It's a real shame.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 22:18,
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I haven't made any plans.That said, I can't remember making plans over the last five years, and I wasn't single then.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:37,
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I'm going out with berkOn thu, I mean. Not in general.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 22:53,
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you'll make a lovely couplegaz me pics
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 23:03,
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Takin' my woman to Brighton for a long weekend.gonna do lots of soppy stuff and have fun.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 23:04,
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