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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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loadsthe worst, after an unfortunate incident at school and an unfortunate haircut, was "blowjob helmet head".
i would suggest "the crown prince of mince" for either darth or dozer
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:55,
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haha. I cannot believe you have shared that. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:56,
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the bj bit was no biggie, it was just that i was the first of my group of mates to try that particular specialtymade the mistake of confiding in the wrong friend, and she told all the others.
but the haircut... man. years later my friend said, "we all thought you looked like a raisin." yeah, thanks for telling me at the TIME.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:58,
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hahahahahahahahahahaha!That's nuts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:59,
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nah, raisins are fruit innit?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:00,
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are they really?I suppose they could be. Aren't they seeds or sutin?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:02,
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isn't that the difference between fruit and veg?the fruit has seeds in it, whereas the veg is the seed itself?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:03,
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nope, fruits are formed from the ovary at the bottom of the flower. At least scientificallyvegetables aren't really a scientific term but usually refer to other edible parts of the plant. So, yeah, scientifically fruits contain seeds, but vegetables are nothing to do with seeds. But then don't really have a scientific definition anyway
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:06,
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don't ruin my gcse understandingmy head might explode
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:08,
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Fruits contain seeds. Seeds are the seeds themselves.That's why they're called "seeds", see?
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Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:11,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nut_(fruit)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:07,
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live and learn.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:12,
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An excellent nickname for you The kind that results in counselling
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:56,
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I liked Korn when I was 16.I even went to see them on the Life is Peachy tour.
I am ashamed of this.
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I quite like Freak on a Leash(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:04,
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Surely you were known as "Ginger ********"number of stars not representative of actual name, terms and conditions apply, you must 16 or order for this ride
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:57,
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which is more than can be said for your spelling(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:01,
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but it would work so well with you name!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:03,
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i totes do, through the miracle of fb and mutual friends (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:10,
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There are few secrets on here.Just a tacit agreement not to betray them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:14,
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of course, swipey can blame al for posting her profile pic on here(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:16,
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i do think there is a lineif it's posted on here or on your profile, fine.
if you have to google stalk to repeat it, no.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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how do we have mutual friends?this is outrageous news
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:15,
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not exactly...you are friends with someone that has an openish profile, you are in their friend listand thanks to al's posting of your photo, it was obvious who you were...
this sounds weird now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:17,
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that's alrightyou should see what al does with his
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:21,
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Fucking hell, that's a wierd nickname.It's not like the two even go together.
I think you had the misfortune to go to school with some right fucking retards, unless that nickname was acquired when you were 8, in which case I'm worried.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:58,
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Start as you mean to go on, DF.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:01,
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it didn't last longpersistent nicknames were all from my real name. and they're not funny anyway. the ex used to call me the long version of my name, because he knew it was not really my name.
the family have always called me "the justice".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:00,
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Still, it's a bit "toddler namecalling" don't you think?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:01,
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we were about 14we were toddlers.
but unlike men, we grew up.........
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:02,
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not my fault you continually chase the ones that are still children, sweetie.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:03,
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this might be why you only attract pricks that chase women, then.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:13,
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i think you'll find it's thatall men are pricks. this seems to be the conclusion of my extensive experiments.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:15,
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Did she chase you, Fisters?Do you want to tell the class what happened?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:15,
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hang on, i've got chocolate drizzled popcorn from itsu for lunchi'll need it for this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:16,
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I sincerely hope that is a euphemismP.S. I've also worked out who you are on FB, due to the wonders of mutual friends and posting of your FB profile pic on here.
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oh crapi am going to murder al and his transparent green cock
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:27,
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I now have a few b3tans on FB but I dont know who some of them are on here!ARGH
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:28,
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Nice work. I only have a couple of B3tans as FB buddies, and you're one of them.Did you know that?
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I feel all special now, Uncle Fister(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:34,
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Shut the fuck up and keep the Werthers comingIt's putting me off my stroke
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:40,
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Like you don't know "Sooty"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:43,
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I know which one you are./ominous
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:30,
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I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE ADD.......(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:35,
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pfffftthat was not chasing. that was a mutual mess.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:26,
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I actually think my b3ta nickname suits me pretty wellIt marks me out as a camp geek, which helps to explain my overwhelming desirability to women.
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I don't think it's a nick name if you pick it yourself. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:12,
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