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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning Muthershuckers
I know there will be no one around so I will talk random bollocks to myself and Franks parrot.

If you had to spend eternity with one person who would it be?

Alt: Food for thought Gonz made me well Jell with his takeaway last night, what’s the best takeaway and why?

Alt:alt: What attracts you to the opposite sex, are you a bum/leg/hair person do share

Alt:alt:alt:(◉‿◉)
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 7:53, 127 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Well it wouldn't be you
Alt: I had a kebab once
Alt:alt:BUM HAIR DEFFO BUM HAIR
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 7:57, Reply)
Are you some kind of sicko HH?
I'm not talking to you anymore till others turn up,
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 7:59, Reply)
he's been out and flapped around and had a squawk and now he's gone back in his cage to have his breakfast yum yum
kebabs

bums

(◉‿◉)
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 7:59, Reply)
I ONLY INVITED YOUR PARROT NOT YOU
(◉‿◉)
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:09, Reply)
he's had his breakfast, now he's sat on his perch preening himself
and very lovely he looks too
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:11, Reply)

(◉‿◉)
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:11, Reply)
SEXY PARROT
EDIT*Any news on the sandbox release?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:11, Reply)
this is me giving a fuck about the sandbox

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:14, Reply)
I could watch that all day

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:16, Reply)
go on then

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:22, Reply)
clickin' dis.
Al is a cunt, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Fuck now I have to click this



I hate you
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:21, Reply)
It's all Al's fault for being a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)
STOP MAKING ME KEEP CLICKING

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Also this
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1866202
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)
And this
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1866267
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)
well it would not be my housemate Solly.
He informed me this afternoon that when he gets married, he will pay the father of the bride with Cows so he's allowed to marry her. Apparently it's an African tradition. Sounds a lot like treating women as a bartering good to me.

What was his takeaway? I want takeaway!

Intelligent conversation for starters. Also good teeth.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:22, Reply)
wait, let me write this down
women ... NOT ... bartering .. goods

ok, continue
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:25, Reply)
it's okay Zoggers, I expect that you're one of those, and there's nothing to be done that could help you.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:29, Reply)
one of what?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:31, Reply)
Them ONE OF THEM
do keep up
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:32, Reply)
Typical racist Australian.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:54, Reply)
Morning Tangles
Did you rehearse yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Sporto will not like this
Gonz's takeaway
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1866025
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:26, Reply)
ohhhh yummmm.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:30, Reply)
Did you hear about poor old Cavy?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:31, Reply)
did she get eaten by a bear?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:32, Reply)
This
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1863319
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:34, Reply)
lol, he lives on takeouts then wonders why this happens
b3ta.com/talk/7382206
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:30, Reply)
At least he don't have a side arse like Nakers

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:32, Reply)
that IS a relief.
Right, see you later folks, I'm off to go see a man play guitar.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:33, Reply)
Ta TA

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:34, Reply)
stay off my youtube channel biatch

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:35, Reply)

youtube Pringle tube
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:36, Reply)
not me, I can properly hold my plops in

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:36, Reply)
Sorry I can't stop watching the monkey

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:46, Reply)
screw you Magoo, imma go do offline stuff

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:48, Reply)
WALDO
Needs MOAR parrot
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:51, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-gG1jBsIwI
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:53, Reply)
I saw green bird on a penis
And thought best I not watch this at work
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:54, Reply)
Well SOMEONE's not getting a dowry when she gets hitched

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)
The point is that other cultures are stupid for being different, Theoban
They should all be the same as ours. Which is the best one, and the only one that's right. That's why we kill anyone that doesn't agree with us.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:13, Reply)
I may try to summon the spirit of THEOBAN

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 8:55, Reply)
Well OBVIOUSLY Harold off Neighbours
He'd keep me in line with his severe form of Christianity and he'd do amusing tuba noises.

Alt: The curry from Bombay Curry, Wellgate, Rotherham, circa 1994

Altalt: (◉‿◉)
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 9:30, Reply)
haha, "Rotherham"
like that's a real place
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 9:38, Reply)
Hey we've got a football stadium now
And erm, the river's been cleaned up, they put fish back in it
PROPER TOWN
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)
they only cleaned up the river because the locals drink out of it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Well where else do you get 'special drink' from?
You mancs, you're so wacky
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Mad for it aint they

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 9:49, Reply)
All down the Hacienda, giving it large
Oh Frank, when will you learn
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Theo theo theoban
Theoban theoban
\(◉‿◉)/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)
RIGHT on that note, I'm going for a coffee upstairs

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Sexy shouty lady time

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Yeah she was up there
But she seems to be mates with some godawful human beings, so I'm backing slowly away from that

Not that I had much choice of course, woman are always five seconds from pepper spraying me
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Hey thats what I ment to ask how do you fan people?
I only can seem to find add as a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)
you have to give them a gob job in the subway

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)
What again?
Which Subway they seem to be popping up everywhere with their italian cheese bread,
BOIKES the words "Foot long" just ran through my mind
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
You add them as a friend and then they see you as a fan
It's just weird terminology
So like, the people who have added me as a friend, I look in my friends activity and they're listed as fans.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
I'm going to fan the world

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Well I for one, look forward to the world being fanned.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)
DO YOU REALLY MEAN THAT
doyoudoyou doyou?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)
S'alright IM BACK

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 9:45, Reply)
me too
let's fuck
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 9:49, Reply)
I AM NO SLUT

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)
yeah, I heard different

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:02, Reply)
IT WAS ONLY ONCE :(
AND I WAS DRUNK AT THE TIME
Will I never live this down?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Baby Badmons wanted to feed the ducks, I said the ducks feed baby Badmons!
It's mainly pigeons and sea gulls anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Small birds the........
Kryptonite of Badmons
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I'd forgotten about that...
So where are you based harters?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:43, Reply)
HEEHEHEHEHE

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:50, Reply)
dunno who you are soz but I'd appreciate it if you never posted again pl0x kthxbai

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Careful, Badmons Dukaz is some tough shit
He beat a man for spilling coffee on his silk tie
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)
alright Theoban
did you enjoy my latest SBP?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)
I did, stuck it up the other day
SBP is ON THE BALL these days, all topical and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Even on the Popular page

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)
YEE BOI
We're taking this shit GLOBAL
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Fuck I now have the mental image of you as
the rapper Everlast

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Pain
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:13, Reply)
shit just got real

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:14, Reply)
SQUAWK!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)
no idea who you are, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Tis Loaksy
Head of Bread And fists of ham
He's the one that sends Poppet cock Gazzes
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)
yeah, I don't care, soz
can we talk about ladies' bottoms now?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Please do
Edit: That monkey is hypnotising My mouse keeps being dragged up there like a magnet
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:31, Reply)
you fancy it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)
It may be the dog I fancy
It's an enigma
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)
there's this too
but I'd better link it

i.imgur.com/uHE45CD.gif
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Vuvuzelas
Shit I forgot all about them
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Badmons doesn’t post he just thinks and it appears

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
THREE MINUTES LEFT BITCHES

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)
SIX HOURS AND TWO MINUTES LEFT BITCHES

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)
NO CLOCK WATCHING

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Smell you later \o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)
what kind of crapbag works weekends? not me, that's for damn certain

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)
I know this one! Is it me?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)
It was me

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:37, Reply)
I'm in the gym,
Although it's not my gym, so I'm having a pint and a bag of crisps at their gym bar.
Getting some dirty looks.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Yo Windy-boo

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:36, Reply)
yo.
I might join this gym, it has a bar, and so far only one child has looked at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Did you punch the child in the tit's?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:52, Reply)
no, but if it looks at me again I might trip it down the stairs.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Lie next to the grunting weights guys, slowly pushing sausage rolls into your mouth

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Hahahahaha
With each bite shout "Spot me"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:38, Reply)
I'm sat in the Window by the pool, I've timed my sips of beer to coincide with a fat guy taking a rest at this end, so he's looking right at me.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:51, Reply)
Quick, give him a wink and raise your pint to him

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:58, Reply)
I am watching NINJA AGAINST SHAOLIN (1983) on youtube
It's going to be really shit but the wifes downstairs on a spring cleaning tip, so I'm staying the fuck out off the way
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:59, Reply)
On the subject of shit ninja films, Rage of a Ninja (1988) has the best line in any movie ever.
"I was so close to becoming the ULTIMATE NINJAAA!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:12, Reply)
White boy Ninja flicks of the 80's were completly SHIT
Nice line though
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)
I just had a sausage sandwich Windy!
What do you think of that, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Alright X2

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Hartely *nods politely*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:19, Reply)
I has Beer, BEER Twoey

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Holy crap!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Fucking A

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)
I think it's very touching that you'd KILL AND EAT MY BROTHER!
Nah, I'm not really mad, I'm not even really a pig.
imagine that
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:05, Reply)
You're a cartoon dog called 'wooflington' in real life

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Woof woof woof

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:12, Reply)
That's ma boy

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)
*humps leg*

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Hahahahhahahaa
LOVE THE NEW MONICA
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Watch out if Jeff's around

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Meh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Sup Jeffers
How's things hanging
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:29, Reply)
I’m back Bitches and I have beer

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:36, Reply)
I've got to work tonight,
One of the people I went to school with has hired the upstairs bar, I imagine my evening will be spent bring asked "so, what are you doing these days?" and "did you not go to uni?" by people I have avoided for the last 8 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:53, Reply)
If any Smug Bastard asks anything along those lines just pull yourself a pint
in front of them and say my job has a few perks
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:56, Reply)
I might have to just not go on the upstairs bar tonight for fear of punching someone.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:03, Reply)
Just punch them all as they enter
best to get this over fast
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:04, Reply)

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