Alright?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:06, 70 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Shut up Nakers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:20, Reply)

/drunk in POland again

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:27, Reply)

Not yet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Yeah. You?
Lamb roasting in the oven; first of two job applications completed; glass of wine in hand.

I may have an earlyish night, I'm fucking knackered.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:14, Reply)

Back in Poland. About to order room service. Will also have an early night.
What else is going in? Why you're looking for a new job?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:20, Reply)

I'm looking for a new job
as the one I have is only temporary until June, maybe September. I've seen two over the last few days which are permanent, closer to home and much better paid.

The lamb has had rosemary and garlic shoved in it and will be accompanied by roast spuds and carrots, with savoy cabbage and green beans. It smells bloody lovely at the minute.

I suppose I'd better go and help prep some veggies.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Hadn't realised the job wasn't permanent.
Lamb sounds good. Cooked something similar a couple of weeks ago.

Hope you've got a decent red wine to wash it down.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:32, Reply)

To be honest, the travel is a pisser at the minute now the main route into Rothbury is closed due to a landslide.
Plus I'm wracking up the miles in work based travel as well. It's costing a fucking fortune. So even if the job was permanent I'd probably be looking for something else anyway.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:53, Reply)

Ma' made for christmas some morocan lamb this year, and there was these jammy bits at the bottom which I'm told is 'dripping' but I'm not so sure .
Those jammy bits at the bottom with the fat/oil scrapped away was without a doubt the most savory thing I have ever tasted in the whole world. Not being a ponce or nothing, but the umami or whatever it was, I could spread it on toast and eat it by the ton. It was amazing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:47, Reply)

I did a roast chicken with garlic cloves around it in the roasting tin once.
Left it in the oven for a bit too long, but the juices and garlic combined was heavenly. Mopped it up with loads of fresh crusty bread. Fucking gorgeous.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:51, Reply)

Absolutly lush, best bits I say.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Yes, because you're so knowledgeable about food.
So much you've permanently wrecked your guts.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:20, Reply)

I just spent a minute trying to work out what an eyelash night is.
I think I can relate.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:44, Reply)

Gonz; fuck off to Reddit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:46, Reply)

No, I ain't got no schtict. A schtict is something origional coming from me.
Hanging on another board's meme, acting like I made the scene, why won't no one lol @ me?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:19, Reply)

Could someone translate this to English please?
Runty little gutswrong smackhead isn't making any sense.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:27, Reply)

tired like the tiredest thing
and got very little work done. UGRH
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:37, Reply)

How come you got un-dumped?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:39, Reply)

because I am awesome

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:41, Reply)

Or because he had someone better on the go at the same time who dumped him and he didn't want to go without.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:42, Reply)

maybe so

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Steak, chips and an evening of deep throating is my guess.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:49, Reply)

Steak and a BJ day isn't for a couple more weeks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:50, Reply)

Sometimes you just gotta get in early.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:51, Reply)

Also, I've just realised that steak and BJ day is officially our tenth anniversary of being together...
*formulates plan*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Superb timing. 10/10/.
Plus you get an extra point for having a wife with terrific tits.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:14, Reply)

Gave you a nice link to a Ducati the other night but I think you'd buggered off.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:54, Reply)

I looked at the link, but couldn't see the bike you'd mentioned. Perhaps it had been sold & removed from the site by the time I looked?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:12, Reply)

The 916 is on there but not the 900
www.eddys-moto.co.uk/current-stock
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:17, Reply)

Tourer.
Meh.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:19, Reply)

Don't know how a 916 would go
Tourer yes - dull and covered in bits - don't know much about 'em really.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:22, Reply)

I should make more effort to stay in because I've missed all this
Cavy - a brief precis, if you will?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:53, Reply)

un dumped?
What happened?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:47, Reply)

I'm tired.
I need food too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:09, Reply)

Just ordered a fillet steak, pepper sauce, broccoli and chips.
Followed by a selection of blue cheeses. Washed down with a Bordeaux.

Room service not too bad here.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:13, Reply)

Went out for a steak last night.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Through her heart or up her arse?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:24, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:11, Reply)

I was until you pitched up.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:13, Reply)

oh baby you're so kewt xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:14, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:16, Reply)

man that's hawt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:16, Reply)

I knew that would be something you'd like.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Your steak, sir?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:31, Reply)

fake
no ring
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:30, Reply)

alright Nakeynoos?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:30, Reply)

yeah, cleaned up a bit, had some pasta, now chillin out
you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Had an interview today.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:43, Reply)

how'd it go?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:45, Reply)

alright yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:49, Reply)

Vacancies for child sex ring workers in Bradford?

Or some financial services crap?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:47, Reply)

neither

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:49, Reply)

Alright, tugnuts?
How are we all feeling tonight, then?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:06, Reply)

I'm tired.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:10, Reply)

Tired too.
Very early start and an hour long train journey each way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:13, Reply)

It should be contractually prohibited to have early starts on Mondays.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Indeed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:19, Reply)

You don't start early any day.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:25, Reply)

I did today.
It doesn't suit me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:32, Reply)

Working or getting up early?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Early mornings.
I'd much rather work till 3 in the morning than start at 6am.

I'm not a morning person.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Open a nightclub.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:38, Reply)

Or stay 'self employed'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Dozer has broken this thread.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:20, Reply)

soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:27, Reply)

Well start a new one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:29, Reply)