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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning you collection of festering anal boils.

Changes. Yesterday we heard that Darth Cumshot is changing to vegetarianism and is finding it surprisingly easy. People were changing their icons and finding it surprisingly easy to do and we found out that most B3tan parents prefer Pampers. I assume this is due to them being surprisingly easy to change.

What changes do you know you should be making in your own life?

Alt: tell another B3tan what changes they should make to their miserable existence.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 7:54, 205 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
it's not even 8am and I've already done two big plops

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 7:56, Reply)
Good work.
I ate pasta last night, so I've done one enormous one. So big it almost cracked the pan when it landed.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 7:59, Reply)
Did you shout "Goner" when it landed?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:15, Reply)
Nah. Did experience an unpleasant poo water splashback though.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:18, Reply)
Auto-bidet effect.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:21, Reply)
'morning, you miserable reprobate.
I'd need to change the following:
1. Place of residence,
2. Attitude to self,
3. Attitude to other people,
4. Stop being such a cunt.

Alt: All of you. Get a life.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:02, Reply)
Moving

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:04, Reply)
I should go back to the gym, I know that much.
That'll probably be next month.

Alt: Darth should stop being such a fucking girl, and have a steak.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:25, Reply)
+ through the heart

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:27, Reply)
I've found it surprisingly difficult to change my icon
Due to not being offered any alternatives.
My donation must've been too small or summat.
But I don't care, because I've got my name back.

The change I would like to make is to move house.

Alt: Other b3tans should change to posting more and being more funny.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:31, Reply)
posting more on /talk you mean.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:34, Reply)
I dunno
There seem to be more /talkers coming here than /offtopicers going there.
It does seem to make sense for some kind of merger though.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:36, Reply)
People here can't honestly say they prefer all the seperate threads though?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:38, Reply)
Makes it easier when the threads get really long.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:39, Reply)
I suppose the plus point is that you can still be using old threads for a chat.
But it all used to work quite nicely on /talk before this place appeared.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:40, Reply)
Rob should just merge /talk & /OT.
But he'd have to come begging again for cash to pay someone to do the code, so it won't happen.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:42, Reply)
or just shut down /ot
god knows why you qotwers never realised that you could talk "off topic" on /talk
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:44, Reply)
everyone's a bully on /talk

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:46, Reply)
To you maybe.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:48, Reply)
I'm being TIC here.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:51, Reply)
What?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:52, Reply)
tongue in cheek

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:58, Reply)
TBH, it was probably due to the reception some of these mongs received on /talk, before the great Legless caused a detente by inspiring hatred and pity from both OT and /talk

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:46, Reply)
But /talk has always been a bit of a bully to everyone.
People just need to stop taking the internet seriously.
I can tell you to fuck off but I don't even know you, I have no feelings of love or hate for you.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:49, Reply)
I've never been upset by /talk.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:51, Reply)
must try harder.....

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:57, Reply)
/talk moves so slowly these days. OT gets over 1000 posts on a weekday.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:06, Reply)
I know, it sucks.
years ago it was an amazing place to be
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:24, Reply)
Pescetarianism ACKSHULLY
Today I will mostly be trying to find a Huddersfield Town fan to mock
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:35, Reply)
6-1lolz

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:36, Reply)
IKR
My old man's a season ticket holder and he reckoned that for the first 20 minutes we were gash. Then they just started playing. To be fair Huddersfield must have been knackered after playing in the cup on Sunday
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:38, Reply)
That isn't much of goal to set yourself.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:37, Reply)
How many Huddersfield Town fans do you think there are in Norwich?
This will require all my cunning
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:39, Reply)
I meant the fish eating instead of meat thing, you silly boy.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:40, Reply)
Lack of red meat is already affecting his brain.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:41, Reply)
I went to Huddersfield once.
The station is quite impressive from the outside. Bit of a hole though.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:41, Reply)
CSB

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:42, Reply)
IKR

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:43, Reply)
Right on both counts
Their ground is too good for them
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:42, Reply)
Was it surprisingly easy to find?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:43, Reply)
seeing as I'd travelled there by train, yes.
Remarkably easy.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Today me and the old man will be changing the control panel on the front of the cooker.
I would love it to be surprisingly easy, but I feel it will probably be a real ballache.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:21, Reply)
*Looks at watch*
Who are you? give B3th her login back
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:22, Reply)
Ah, but this is a crisis
No oven = no food.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)
I could always eat tour head.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Or even 'your head'.
Stupid fat fingers.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Best offer so far this week

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)
I need to do more exercise
Just spent a long weekend in London, did a lot of walking, and my legs are knackered. Think me and the dog are going to have to find a pub further from home or something.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:25, Reply)
Your Mrs liked that pub.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)
How much sabotage occurred in the end?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:32, Reply)
Haha. I didn't leave any surprises.
Save to spunk on the end of the toilet roll.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Mornin', alright peeps?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:30, Reply)
i went to see helen mirren in "the audience" last night
fucking amazing, one of the best things i've ever seen at the theatre. go, go, go. or just go, whatever.

i need to keep up the running.

alt: ban the people with no icons.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:32, Reply)
I saw her in a Chekhov play in Richmond.
A Month in the Country, I think. She was great.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Did she get them out then?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Afterwards in her dressing room.
While I ploughed her.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:51, Reply)
she was fucking brilliant
you should go to this, you'd enjoy it.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:40, Reply)
i think it would be better if you all changed your forum of preference and went to /talk

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:34, Reply)
/talk is dead.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)
everywhere is pretty dead
I think we should all just go back to posting on /board
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:37, Reply)
I think most of us have too few chromosomes for that...

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)
i expected more from you
you've let me down, you've let everyone down
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:55, Reply)
25 posts in two hours this morning.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)
You do realise that if you all went there that would change?
It's because of this shit place that /talk is dying.
I'm going to start the Campaign for the Undying Nature of Talk.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:46, Reply)
so a campaign of one
to save the undying one?

cool.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:47, Reply)
YES
I'm looking for more members of C.U.N.T. wanna join?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:49, Reply)
i was going to say, i was born in that club
but come to think of it, who wasn't?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:51, Reply)
So everyone wants to save talk?!
*wins*
Party @ /talk you're all invited!
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:52, Reply)
I wasn't, i don't "get" talk

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:26, Reply)
I think you've missed the point.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)

changes Chip & Dale, Rescue Rangers
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:47, Reply)
I hate you.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Now Mono
We both know that's just not true
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:51, Reply)
you don't post on /talk anymore.
what would BM say about that?!
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:52, Reply)
He wonders why he wasted so much time here at all

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)
What's he doing right now?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)

        
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)

                   
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)

        
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:20, Reply)

                   
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)
I think Dale may be the worst name in the world

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)


(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:06, Reply)
You could change your shed for one of these?
www.telegraph.co.uk/gardening/gardeningpicturegalleries/9880141/Shed-of-the-Year-2013-entrants.html
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)
I like this
not enough to go clicking stupid buttons though.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Clickin this

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)
Certainly not. My shed is ace, as those who have seen it will testify.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)
They would testify,
but they are no longer around to do so.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Paedo grotto is more accurate than shed.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Your words hurt me.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:05, Reply)
"honest officer I thought snow white was 16!"

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:05, Reply)
If I call you a cunt will your firewall block you?
You cunt.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Well no, people say cunt all the time

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Shame.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)
Good news, I've linked straight here bypassing the homepage

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Good
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)
His shed has curtains.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Wicker blinds actually.
How pissed were you at the time?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Pfft.
Real men don't need window furniture.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)
They do when they've got several hundred quids worth of power tools locked in their shed.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)
There's only one tool in that shed.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:13, Reply)
An ironically massive tool

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Morning Mr Dukas

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Morning harters
So married?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Yes

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:17, Reply)
more of a toothpick really

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Shut up chunky.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)
don't be sad
at least you get it sucked that way. oi mrs battered, i'll get that hazelnut out of your teeth....
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:19, Reply)

hazel horse's
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Something written on the OT "homepage" has triggered my firewall blocking OT
What have you filthy people been writing?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:02, Reply)
Probably referring to Foxtrot as Cumshot.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)
I dunno, it seems pretty arbitrary when it blocks and when it doesn't

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:05, Reply)
they are weeding out the iconless folk

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Nope, i got round it innit

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)
I, for one, welcome our iconic overlords.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)
your icon should be a big wet flapping foof
like a sail on a round-the-world yacht
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)
It should be a diabetic syringe or a cirrhosed liver.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:20, Reply)
yours should be some prostitute tits

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)
actually anything from yesterday's list

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)
how would you tell the difference
between hooker/stripper tits and normal tits?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:29, Reply)
these ones look sad

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Stripper tits have Psychochomp on them

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)
* boke *

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:33, Reply)
holy christ what an image
like an old jewfro'd jesus getting bitty from mary magdalen
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Fucking hell.
I thought I had some sick thoughts, but this...

Fucking hell.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)
:)))

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
I'm off work tomorrow and friday.
Got some work to do in the kitchen. Who fancies a beer tomorrow night?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)
I'm free, mrs is going down to her mum's as she isn't feeling very well

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:24, Reply)
i have a 5 mile run to do

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Yeah sure
I'll be down in Gloucestershire, if you fancy popping over for one.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Why not
kitchen doesn't really need any work done
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:30, Reply)
DIY is shit.
Get a man in.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)
I'm afriad I am that man.
But I won't be fixing the roof myself. I get a man in to do that.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)
I donated but haven't got my icons
Who do I kill with a samurai sword?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:26, Reply)
How much did you donate?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)
That's a very vulgar question.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)
I'm a very vulgar person
*grabs crotch*
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Does it matter?
Not as much as Al but more than $1
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:28, Reply)
I havne't got mine either

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:30, Reply)
you should get someone to draw a fat, bald cunt to be your icon

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)
You should get someone to draw a ... a ....
Oh god, I've been zinged by Nakers. THis is the worst day of my life.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:33, Reply)
maybe ask PJ to kill you with his samurai sword

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I like Al.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)
are you saying you don't like me?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:36, Reply)
None of us like you.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)
this is untrue, I am much loved
I have a fan club
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:39, Reply)
i like you

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)


(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
HAHA!
Nakers is going to get some ginger loving.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
\o/

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
nah, i'm not seeing him til sat night
when his wife goes out
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
She's away tonight and tomorrow night...

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
sssssh don't tell them everything, lov-errr

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Obviously saving the best till last then
pricks
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Yourself.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Textbook.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Indeed

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)
mine were there instantly
weird
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Did you donate more or less than the price of a haircut?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:28, Reply)
it depends on whose haircut
i'm having mine all cut and coloured on friday. there has been much ginger bullying and it's really long. so it's all coming off and being dyed very dark.

that'll fix everyone.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:29, Reply)


(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)
shave that bowl
i am going to have it cut like monica in the early "friends" episodes. obviously this will make me look EXACTLY like courtney cox.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Isn't that going to be a bit retro?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
nah, it's just a choppy bob
got to be long enough to tie back when running, otherwise it irritates the blue fuck out of me.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:52, Reply)

p

m
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:56, Reply)
No it won't. You'll still be ginger, just a ginger in disguise.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Not in Emvee's top ten, though.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)
I GET THIS

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)
a Ninger?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)
i'm not ginger!
i haven't been ginger since i was a toddler!
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)
I think you need to donate £10 minimum for an icon

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)
I think it must be more than that.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Poss. if you used debit or credit card??????
I'm grasping at straws here
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I think you can only pay via PayPal (which is instant) or bank transfer.
I hope Rob is declaring income tax on these donations, as the money goes straight to him.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)
And where does it say that Nakers?
you utter bent spazmo. I've never donated a tenner and I have 10 icons, so that proves that I'm a tight cunt and you're wrong.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:33, Reply)
hahaha

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)
maybe your payment bounced as your wife has emptied your account to buy herself a weekend away...for two

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)
We're going to the lake district. Really looking forward to it.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:36, Reply)
i hope you fall in

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)
We probably won't get out of bed during the whole weekend.
PJ - did she make that funny noise when she orgasms when you were together?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:43, Reply)
what a waste of going to the lake district
stay at home and bone, go away to play
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Was that due to your face being level with her crotch?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Yes. She loves it when I suck on her clit.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I think this thread has run it's course.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:43, Reply)
I think your face has.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Was it an assault* course?
AMIRITE
*sexual assault
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Yep

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Hells bells

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Ding Dong

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:54, Reply)


(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:56, Reply)
\o/
Thats the one Twoey
+alright
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Alright 2H?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Yeah m8
You?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Pretty good ta.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Sweet
After today I'm off work until Monday. Which is nice.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Excellent. What are you planning to do whilst you're off?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Plans keep changing by the hour
It will be mostly kid-friendly I imagine, but we'll see. Might be going to Winchester for a wander. It's trying to find things that don't cost much (if anything at all) but that will hold the kids' attention.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)
If you go to Winchester have a pint in the Wykham Arms.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)
*takes note*
Cheers
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Chesnut Horse at Exton is nice as well, just out of town

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)
This ^
especially if it's raining
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Yeah
The signs aren't good
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)
We took micro Battered to the Science Museum a couple of weeks ago. Free entry. Really good.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)
I've done a new thread.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)
what's the post number please

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)

1869750
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)

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