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Looks like the honda accord man was lyingwww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21519029
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-21507158
Boy puts foot in woodchipper.
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"Health and safety had since improved at the firm"which basically means "No-one else has put their fucking foot in a fucking wood chipper"
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'Frank's fish and chip shop'Says it all.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:37,
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Should have stuck his head in.Stupid twat. I wouldn't have felt responsible. My statement would have read "The fucking idiot stuck his foot into a wood chipper. a device powerful enough to turn solid chunks of wood in to little chips of wood. in the eyes of the law I am responsible but I feel that he's the twat that stuck his foot in to a wood chipper"
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Peej, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:41,
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When does personal responsibility become a factor? I used to work at a place where someone painted a bench in the smoking shelter with a highly flammable paint. A guy sat down and sparked up. The bench went up and he suffered bad burns. It wasn't his fault and he was compensated.
Now if the guy who was actually painting the bench sat down and sparked up I would have told him he was a twat.
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Peej, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:48,
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Hello I have a wine question.#HOMEBREW CHAT
Do you ever store your wine in screw tops? If so can you reuse the lids, or can you just cork the wine even though it's a screw top
HOMEBREW CHAT#
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ProbablyI reckon as along you steralise them properly you should be alright.
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Depends if the seal is still airtight I'm thinking.And if the steraliser causes the caps to corrode.
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People drink enough wine to supply you with new wine bottles and caps if yours get old and you're not sure they're up to the job anymore.assuming you know people
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MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:03,
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I'm sure Stunned throws out enough empty port bottles in a week to take your entire output(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:08,
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I was thinking of giving this a go.www.wilkinsonplus.com/home-brewing/wilko-6-bottle-wine-starter-kit-cab-sauv/invt/0318391
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Yeah I picked up some wilkos stuff £5 a kitI wouldn't pay £20 for it though, not really worth it with the quality of the wine you get out of it.
Though I've had more luck with the white than the red.
Great for starting out though cause you get kit and it's pretty easy, but I think I'd be put off by the quality if it was my first time.
I'm going to go foraging this year (and steal fruit from the in-laws allotment) and make stuff for free :)
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MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:23,
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The wine kit is a bonus to be honest.I want the demijohn, and spares. I make a lot of beer, but all the equipment is too large to do wine. Well unless I do 30 bottle kits and I've not got much space to store all that.
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Makes great gifts though.... then you get the joy of homebrewing as well as the joy of not having to store the stuff(
MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:33,
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And the joy of not paying for gifts(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:48,
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Can you call your label "Chateaux on the kitchen table" ?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:10,
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don't you have a bucket or an empty milk carton you can put it in?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:18,
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I agree but vicarious liability comes into play(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:52,
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Last time I saw your mum, my vicarious liability came into play. If you know what I mean.(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Needs Moar information,supervision, instruction and training (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:54,
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This made me do an office lol5.9.83.79/links/Were_sinking_were_sinking
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:41,
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I actually agree with you, it made me laugh.The problem with Battered is ... actually I don't have time to go into that here.
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BollocksIf you didn't have time to kill you wouldn't be here at all. Spill.
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I clicked on thatMainly because Badmons is SO nailz, that viruses are afraid of him. I heard he makes burgers out of trojan horses.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:44,
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I heard he thought a rootkit was something they discussed on gardeners question time.(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:47, Reply)
Well done thats worth a click(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:49,
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in the mouth?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:04,
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low fat yogurt?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:28,
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Whipped cream?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:37,
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Some people may not have seen itDo you only watch movies that were produced in the current year? No, well there you go :p
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:49,
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Why are you asking me questions and then answering them for me?You don't know me!
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MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:51,
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HE'S NOT YOUR DAD(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:52,
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Have you asked Darth?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:54,
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To be honest, I'm not even your real dad(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:52,
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On the stair stair(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:58,
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Fuckin Dutch vermin, comin' over here taking our rodents jobs(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:00,
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It's why i have such a refined palette and such sartorial wit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:11,
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Up next is Swipe with the weatherCap'n Cavy with sports
PC on the poles
Monty on kittens
and as ever, Al with the hard hitting news of the day
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:10,
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I've just woken up, I was rather pissed last night. I might put that on qotw.
I was thinking about the horse meat thing, have McDonald's or burger king come up in it yet? They use horrible processed shite don't they?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:12,
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Burger king haveSurprisingly
Good day wooflington pig
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:13,
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did they have any horse? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:14,
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Yes contaminatedWhich is shocking as they are about the most expensive burger chain
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:15,
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I wear shoes and everything when I go in one(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:17,
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POSH cunt(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:17,
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crikey, Not good that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:20,
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HAHhahahaha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:24,
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Think Burger King hasNot sure about McDs
Burger King also had their twitter account hacked by someone who used it to advertise McDs for the lulz.
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Do keep up Loaksey(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:16,
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Have you *any* idea how hard it is to type on a phone keyboard with these fat fingers? you horrid bullying hare, you.
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Sorry B3th(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:19,
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Sorry Loaksey(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:26,
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I saw the twitter think, that was hilarious. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:19,
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"£15 to a victims of crime charity" sounds like leaving a load of coppers on the table as tip at a restaraunt(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:16,
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Teenager in 'no common sense' shocker.Society in 'someone must be to blame' shocker.
Do you think his mother ever said to him "If John put his foot in a woodchipper, would you do the same?"
It's natural selection at work. When the zombies come, he'll not be able to run away fast enough.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:23,
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he might have fallen off a ladder or something. Does it say how it happened? I didn't read it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:28,
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It said the wood wasn't going through the chipper fast enoughso he stuck his foot in to tramp it down.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:29,
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oh. well he's just a plain old fashioned moron. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:30,
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Or as I like to call them, a sixteen year old.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:31,
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Cooker sorted?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:28,
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Halfway there.And I don't want to jinx it, but so far it HAS been surprisingly easy. Exploded diagrams and clear written instructions certainly help.
Off to the tip in a minute with a car full of crap out of the kitchen, by which time the glue on the new dials should have set and we can start the fun job of trying to put the bastard back together again.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:30,
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Electric wheelchairs are a fucker to fix aint they?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:32,
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The main problem with them happens when Al kicks their wing mirrors off.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:44,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:10,
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I put my cock in a woodpecker's holeThe woodpecker said well bless my soul
Take it out
Take it out
Take it out
Re-move it
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I like the fact the stories are linked.Chips being the common theme.
More newslink posters should consider this approach.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:29,
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I had a matter where the mong operatorof a cardboard baler jumped into it and started jumping up and down to unblock it.
Lost both feet and shins.
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We had to pay some money to him. He wasn't trained to use the machine although neither was I and I wouldn't jump in one.
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but all his other sense were heightened right?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:38,
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Yep he moved to South africaAnd taken up running, I hear he has a model girlfriend and everything......Hey Wait a minute
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:39,
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Hahahahahawww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1870017
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:41,
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I think Franks hanging out on the popular page the posts are bouncing up and down
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:53,
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ROFLThose Kerrrrrazy Poles
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:53,
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Adventurous! With this car stack wanted to penetrate the Polish truck driver to Belgium!(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:54,
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That's my lift back to the hotel stuffed then.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:55,
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Drink MOAR beer and drive yourself back(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:56,
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on the way you can read further into The large seat Bleiber Report(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:57,
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Like back in the old days when there was no health and safety. I am surprised the driver wasn't inside the van at the top.
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I got my legs ripped off by a woodchipper onceafternoon off work, couple of paracetamol, back at work the next day, don't know why everyone makes a big fuss about it
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What's it like being sandboxed Frank? Do you miss /talk?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:04,
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This was the answer I gotwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1866182
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:07,
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they always reply to me thereI suspect they think I'm about to start a threadrush, I've been warned not to do that as it would push everyone else's posts off /talk and leave a blank page
so I'll just not do that ever
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Is the sandbox permanent or just until they think you've learned your lesson?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:13,
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How does the sandbox work?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:13,
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A way of keeping people away from certain parts of the site.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:14,
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it basically pushes the shit aroundFranks alright though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:15,
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What a wanky style of doing thingsJust naughty step for a short time and be done with it, they all miss Frank on /talk
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:16,
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IN DENILE?????(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:18,
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I had to write a Greasemonkey script to add the extra years into the dropdown box before I could post that(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:17, Reply)
hahaha, do it frank you know you want to(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:13,
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It'll be the most exciting thing to happen to /talk in years.(
MONO!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:16,
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