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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Coolest man of all time is Samuel L Jackson.
Alt: Yes.

Fuck me, what a lunch. Chorizo, salami milano, prosciutto, smoked cheddar and salad sandwich with soup. So full.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:06, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
that's a lot of meat variety per sandwich going on there, I'm very much a one meat per sandwich man.

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:09, Reply)
these guys with 2 different meats are crazy, i blame the Americans and their "club sandwich"
mixing chicken and pig just ain't right.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:10, Reply)
oh man, they'll be wanting them to marry next or sutin?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Why mix different types of ham and sausage together?
I like both, but you can only really appreciate the individuality of them if they're individual. Otherwise it just tastes of ham/sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)
you've never had a 3some, have you?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Nope.
At best there's way too many limbs. At worst, too many ballbags.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:14, Reply)
what about tits?
too many tits?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)
you can get one of the to hold a cymbal and pretend you are phil collins

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:16, Reply)
i thought it was you that had a string of bad choices of sexual partner.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:17, Reply)
it is
but i am not alone in that hall of shame
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:22, Reply)
How can there possibly be too many tits?
Make some damned sense for once in your life, woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Again depends on the number of people
2 women 4 tits = good
1 women 4 tits = bovine

1 women 1 tit = Kylie
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:17, Reply)
No women 2 tits = Ant & Dec

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)
1 women 3 tits = total recall
just to finish what Elton John would call

"The Circle of Tits"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Not enough tits in my first threesome
Three, if I count myself as a tit for making that decision
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Too many ballbags.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)
I was young
I needed the work
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Always be aware of the ballbags.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:22, Reply)
there's a great story about this on QOTW somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:22, Reply)
There will be in a minute

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:24, Reply)
as I remeber some grim house whale is underneath a bird being banged up the shit pipe
when he thinks she's frothing at the clopper, it turns out he is eating his mates jizz.

QOTW outdid itself
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Oh we've all been there




...right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)
This one:
b3ta.com/questions/sexualmisconceptions/post258292
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:37, Reply)
yeah that one...*bokes*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I liked chart cat.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)
I liked you
too
(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Jason Donovan'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:24, Reply)
With the under-appreciated teabag related sequel
"Sealed With A Ballbag".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:25, Reply)
and the musical hit
"Any Cock Will Do"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:29, Reply)
this is the joke i was groping for
in that any threesome involving kroney would automatically include one tit too many. even if the rest had had mastectomies.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:22, Reply)
;_;

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:23, Reply)
It worked well, but I cut the cheese a little too thick. Ruined the sandwich in bits.
My colleague had a better idea, went for horseradish beef and some ham, then had it in a salad bap, with extra horseradish.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:10, Reply)
have you tried the chunky cheese co yet?
sainsburys have them. chilli and lime or cracked black pepper extra mature cheddar. fucking gert lush.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)
That sounds a bit good, the pepper one
A lime cheese? Hmm, not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:25, Reply)
chilli and lime
trust me it's fucking awesome. basically a v spicy cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Hmm, shall have a see.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)

www.thechunkycheeseco.co.uk/

the good thing is, they are only small snack packs, so you don't end up with a fridge full of tasty tasty lard.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:45, Reply)

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