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Which beer that you've tried IRL would you like to bottle which b3tan with?(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:31, 136 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I'd put a bottle of Leffe sideways up Nakers ass(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:32,
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blonde or brown? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:42,
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I like that one. I don't like the blonde one. imagine that!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:44,
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Brun is nicer than the blonde one but both are rather excellent(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:45,
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Threshers used to do two more varieties of LeffeAnd since they closed down you can't get it anywhere. One was a much stronger brown (nearer 7% if I recall) and the other was sort of spicy...had bits floating in it. Very nice actually.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:44,
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The Brun is 6.5% I thinkFucking NOM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:45,
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triple and radeuse? I can get them for the pub.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:46,
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You fucking prickReally? Well well well....*books train to Oxford*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:22,
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Fucking hell, just realised it's my year end review this afternoon and I've not written my report(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:40,
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lol and rofl. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:42,
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I don't think I even got round to the half year update :s(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:43,
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I heard that Badmons is so nailz, that he once looked at a piece of paperand scared it into writing a report for him.
So...y'know...try that.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:43,
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you know what would be helpful, Is if the site was programmed so that the words "new thread" automatically became a link to the top thread, saving me at least 4 or 5 clicks a day.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:41,
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there should just be one thread, as the old one is deleted as a new one is created(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:42,
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deleting threads is a mugs game. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:43,
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consideritdesign.bigcartel.com/product/unt-mug-with-black-handle
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:47,
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Have you seen this yet?a.abcnews.com/images/Technology/ht_les_horribles_cernettes_lpl_120711_wg.jpg
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It's the first photo ever uploaded onto the internet.It was a highly amusing take on the GLASSCOCK family of zings :(
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This is the best thing since Avengersand probably until Avengers 2.
Which I now hope you direct.
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Not necessarilyHe could be having a go at one of the other bent spastics he was replying to
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You should definitely write Ms Marvel into itand cast Kelly Brook
in a blonde wig
obviously
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Keith Lemon; the Movie had its good pointsTwo of them, in fact.
DISCLAIMER: I have obviously not seen that "film". Even I have some standards.
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If bent spastic mockery falls in the forest and no bent spastics are around to hear it, does it make a sound?(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)
I think I have some money in my paypal, not sure how to get it out of there though...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:46,
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You have to reach through your screenIt's easier if you hold a hammer and make a really aggressive forward movement when reaching.
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This for Montywww.brewdog.com/beer/hardcore-ipa
although this might be more his style
www.ratebeer.com/beer/brewdog-sink-the-bismarck/118414/
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I've had both.Harcore IPA is very nice, a shot of sink the bismarck was bought for my by Kitty O'hara last time I saw her.
edit: It was shit
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Newcy BrownBottling anyone with anything else is for fannies
OR I'd make a knuckleduster out of those stubby French beer bottles. OR I'd take one of those LOLariously named novelty beers like Frotting Badger or whatever and make the b3tan in question laugh themselves to death first. OR I'd have one of those ignition tubes filled with rank cocktails and use it as a condom and upgefuck Monty.
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you're a strange boy sometimes. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:49,
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The Chinese 'Lucky' beerIt has a Buddha moulded into the bottle so I'd use it for the ironylolz.
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I've got a couple of empty bottles of that somewhere. There was also a Chinese lucky cat bottle for a while.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:00,
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I quite like it It's a hot day, barbecue kind of beer. Not too strong but nice when served really cold.
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Amazing what a quick stroll through the office with the old chap out can achieve(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:06, Reply)
I like beer.I've never bottled anyone though.
Any tips?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:12,
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Yeah gaz Rob and ask him to delete all trace of you from b3ta.Then drown in a canal.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:13,
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He needs someone to play with his dog(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:15,
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CHECK THIS OUT!!!!I bought a loaf of bread from Sainsbo's yesterday and I just noticed its sell by date was last Sunday!!!!!
It's like horsegate all over again! How will the supermarkets regain our trust when they do shit like this? Answer me THAT, 'John Sainsbury'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:13,
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I bet 'John Sainsbury' doesn't even bother to respond to this(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:14,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1876915
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:27,
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If you want the bread that is still in date, you need to walk past the rack of items with yellow stickers near the door and venture deeper into the shop.You'll find it to be less competitively priced though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:14,
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I thought that the yellow stickers meant the bread was extra specially tasty!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:15,
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I imagine it is this sort of self deception that keeps you from ending it all.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:17,
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ACTUALLY I JUST HAPPEN TO LIKE THEM ACTUALLY(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:18,
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They are getting fucking terrible at doing this(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:15,
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I hope you have written a letter to the telegraph about this. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:15,
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Let's see what my mailonline niggaz have to say about THIS!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:16,
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I think you should die from eating it. That'd fucking show them.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:24,
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How many more have to die before these fat-cat supermarkets sit up and listen????Just one? Ah, OK.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:27,
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I think you have the wrong end of the stick hereOne of the local customers has a taste for stale bread and Sainsburys should be awarded for their customer service for meeting the needs of the local community
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:32,
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I'll just check they're 'in date'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:29,
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I don't know of any beers large enough to fit a whole b3tan inYou must live in some American style MEGABREWERY
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Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:32,
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hi theo. How was your weekend, that isn't really at the weekend, but it's your weekend because you work weekends?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:35,
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It was pretty averageI spent all of yesterday waiting for a delivery that never turned up so I couldn't go out and do stuff.
This put a dampener on my HIGH OCTANE lifestyle as you can imagine
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Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:38,
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I bet there were loads of boxes piled in streets, cages of chickens on lorries and Barns full of hay that were saddened that you weren't available. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:42,
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I don't even own a car so I just have to run headlong into them like a dopey pug (
Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:44,
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Hey new personYou should change your name, it's very similar to POPULAR POSTER Monty_Boyce's name
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Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:46,
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I knew it had two As and an E in it. And an N.It's still early, give me time
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Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:57,
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'God' got me my original name back yesterday after i cried on /talk like a bitch.Re-sult.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:57,
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I'm with the bender^ Newcie Brown or nothingI am a traditionalist in these things.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:34,
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If I spend a night drinking Newcastle brown ale, I get some sort of mega pissed. Like, the most drunk in the world. But never get a hangover.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:36,
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Newcastle Brown Ale is lovelyas is Double Maxim
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:39,
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Reminds me of my yoof.As does cider.
Result = ah cannae even smell it without feeling sick
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:43,
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I'd shove a Blue Moon up your cockend so you shit out oranges.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:39,
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is blue moon that funny American beer flavoured with tarragon or something? Vile stuff. The Americans produce loads of great stuff, like brooklyn lager, Sierra nevada, anchor steam, Sam Adams, and you go drinking that shite. I am saddened by this.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:41,
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I quite like Blue Moon and I am not a fan of waqqui beers at all usually.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:42,
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I'm with the pissboyWas totally unconvinced by the prospect but having been persuaded to give it a try, it's fucking lush stuff
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I don't even think it's that waki.It's just a wheat beer but made with oats.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:48,
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I do really like Sam Adams,get it on draft at your place for £3 and I'll come have a pint.
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'Yeah give me a gallon for 50p and I'll turn up too.Also, a go on your missus and the keys to your pub'
Don't ask for much do ya?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:48,
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Better than a go on your pub and the keys to your missus.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:49,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1876976
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:55,
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It's coriander. It's an oat beer.I quite like it. I also like all of the others you mention. IMAGINE, Woofy. Just imagine.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:47,
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