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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Consolidated lunch thread!
I have this: www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/mar/14/orecchiette-chilli-sprouting-broccoli which is shit as it's veggie, but is good as it's basically free.

alt: Short breaks, got a couple of long weekends coming up, where's good for a short break?

altalt: BOOBIES! Or more specifically did anyone see Seth Macfarlands Boob song at the Oscars? Genius or cringe worthy?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:07, 225 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
How is that in anyway free?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:09, Reply)
well i already had, pasta, chillis, garlic and parmesan so only need to buy brocolli
"free"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)
And where did you get the pasta, chillis, garlic and parmesan?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)
From my cupboard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Why do you keep cheese in the cupboard?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)
fridge if I'm being specific
buts that's just a cold cupboard innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:22, Reply)
With a light in it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:23, Reply)
mines broken :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:24, Reply)
maybe it only comes on when you close the door

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:39, Reply)
don't engage him phillie,
it'll only end badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)

:o( I am a bent spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:16, Reply)
You are so right, Mr Windel
I asked him a perfectly reasonable question, based on a link that HE POSTED about a recipe that HE COOKED and he didn't have a clue what I was on about.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Were you able to get hold of some ricotta salata?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:09, Reply)
i don't don't know what this is soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)
A ewe's milk curd that has been pressed and dried so that it is easy to grate.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)
What's wrong with normal cheese you freak?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Did you even read the recipe before making it?
Or were you all "Pasta! I knoes how to make pasta!"
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)
i half read it and used parmesan as i had some already :p

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)
In the cupboard.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:20, Reply)
fridge if we are being exact

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Just put an order in to the kitchen for a steak sandwich, with horseradish creme fraiche and a little baby gem lettuce, on a toasted ciabatta.
With Fries. Probably have a pint with it, as its wednesday and I'm not driving home.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Way to shit on my lunch :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Kroney? Is that you Kroney?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Kung Po pork for me motherfuckers!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Roast panda?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)
THREE FUCKING THREADS
So far I've had a chunky kitkat, a cup of tea and a packet of kettle crisps. Top snacking, right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)
the other two are now dead, this is the only thread
sis you ever get that speeding ticket? I got pulled by the filth and had to sit in the police car being all sheepish :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Oh right, yeah. I need to call them.
I'll do it tomorrow. It'll seem less of a burden on payday.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Start a fourth.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Hi Battered

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Hi.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)
shut up battered
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Lol indeed.
Prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)
See how they run...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)
I once bought all 4 different of those new kitkats and I became what I ate..... a chunky champion.
Well, for comedy perpouses, I only had one.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:26, Reply)
We'll probably go down the burger place cos the Finnish guy is in and he gets upset if we don't go down the burger place
alt: Doncaster

altalt: What is boobies error error does not compute
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Fins are famous for their love of a good burgering

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)
You seem to have a jet set international office theo,
i'm glad someone is a multi-cultural individual, showing us all the way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Yeah for example the guy who sits on my left is Russian, right is Portuguese and in front is a German
As this American lass I knew said 'you've got the whole dang united nations there dontcha'
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:17, Reply)
LOL.
Americans really are silly aren't they.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)
It's ok she used to send me pictures of her vagina
Swings and roundabouts
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)
had you asked for them?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)
No.
I don't think I've ever asked for a picture of a vagina. Apart from asking Mr. Google.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:23, Reply)
so, having not slept with her or asked for them, this women sent you fanny shots?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Probably, it was a few years ago
We were doing SEXYTALK
Dunno exactly how that situation came about to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:25, Reply)
I put on my cloak and wizards hat

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:30, Reply)
You fucking liar, you're a druid sort so you were wearing them anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)
I'm not a druid, I'm an earth-channeling white witch.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Have you "played" there?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Nah, and she got married and started sprogging soon after

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Everybody that sits around me is British :(
Except for the Scottish guy, I haven't asked him what his opinion is on the question of Scottish secession. I expect it'd be well boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:20, Reply)
referendums are pretty dull.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:22, Reply)
'yiz wud be up shit kreek an aw wivvat us scots an aw are oil, ye ken?'

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:22, Reply)
If they went fiscally independant, they'd be bankrupt within weeks.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Yeah you're right it is well boring

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:25, Reply)
Fact!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:26, Reply)
Told you.
I don't know which way I'd vote if I still lived up there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:27, Reply)
I'd vote for togetherness so I wouldn't have to live behind the haggis curtain

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)
5318008

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)
ahhh now I get it

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:20, Reply)
I well fancy a good burger.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Might have the one with chili and jalapenos in it, might not, ain't made me mind up yet

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:30, Reply)
They got a blue cheese one?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Yeah, can have a cheese burger with blue on it

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Where is this magic place?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:50, Reply)
It's a chain in Ireland, Eddie Rocket's
To be honest they're fairly terrible, but there's a decent choice
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:53, Reply)
oh dear god that looks amazing

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:19, Reply)
alt: York, so we can fail to have a pint together.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)
I was in York last Summer
I didn't know who you were then but if I had I'm sure I wouldn't have met up with you xx
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)
oh baby that's so sweet xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Got this veggie chilli thing with swede and sweet potato mash that Ms Foxtrot made
With questions and answers of this calibre it's hard to see why we can't attract newcomers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)
All those lurkers sitting, waiting for the right thread to come along...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:18, Reply)
We need a lurker amnesty
If you're reading this and are yet to post, reply now and be guaranteed a period of no piss-taking at your expense. By me. Can't speak for these cunts though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)
like that old poster day...no one stayed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:22, Reply)
There was a brief experimental period where we tried not being horrid to new people.
It didn't really work.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:27, Reply)
we had a new guy yesterday,
i liked him.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Yeah, right, course we did
What was his name? Bigfoot? Nessie? A Vagabond's Dog?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Mr Twisty Cheeky
He's having a loft conversion done.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:28, Reply)
that's pooflake apparentl6y

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)
It is poofy.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Oh yeah I do remember that
Not a new poster I don't think though. Plus if I remember rightly he got slaughtered.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)
oh.
I was duped. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:33, Reply)
I missed that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:25, Reply)
AltAlt: was at a festival a few years ago and an "exhibitionist" friend of mine made the mistake of saying
"I get my tits out at the drop of a hat".

Obviously, I went and found a couple of people wearing hats.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)
you know two hats?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:20, Reply)
:O

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:39, Reply)
I have a similar story about a chick, three sugarcubes and anal.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:20, Reply)
Mine's true though

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)
...and also not a horse

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:23, Reply)
mine is true.
Quite long, not worth the effort and ultimately unsuccessful, but true nonetheless.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:24, Reply)
stop talking about your penis lol

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:25, Reply)
lol

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:33, Reply)
After that setup
we'll all be disappointed if it's anything other than getting a girl to fire sugar cubes out of her bum
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:26, Reply)
maybe I'll recount the story one day.
But not today.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I for one
am on tenterhooks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:41, Reply)
not clickin that, could be a virus, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:20, Reply)
it's more of a "syndrome"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:20, Reply)
also: Seth Macfarlane is a wanker

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:32, Reply)
FOOD THREAD \o/
Try an adventure weekend

www.independent.co.uk/travel/uk/the-10-best-british-adventure-breaks-8313023.html?origin=internalSearch

May I also add This

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:28, Reply)
i can't see that picture.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)
me neither

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)


(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)
oh right, I get it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:36, Reply)
That was the picture
How did you know?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:43, Reply)
I was watching you

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Crazy people can see things the rest of us can't.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:47, Reply)
Apparently not.
Unless you meant for me to see a white box with a red cross in it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)
on my screen it's like a tiny little window looking at a tiny little mountain and a cloud.
it's rather nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)
For me it's reminding me of my lost youth, and the taste of oranges beneath a blazing sun

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:33, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:41, Reply)
For me it looks like a bitter well of tears and the fading memories of lost glories and missed opportunities.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:42, Reply)
No dude that's the mirror

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:43, Reply)
Oh, that'll be why I can see a solitary tear trickling down a world-weary cheek.
I thought that was an odd thing to put in a broken link image.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Alt: Barcelona is meant to be nice.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:33, Reply)
It's fucking brilliant
Although the Sagrada Familia is both a must-see and fucking terrifying if you don't like heights
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:42, Reply)
So no-one wants to have a beer with me?
Well fuck you all then
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Are you buying?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:39, Reply)
i'd have a beer with you, but I'm not going to Redruth

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:40, Reply)
That's where he lives?
Holy crap, no wonder his wife hates him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:41, Reply)
The Titanic 2 actually looks like it could be really fun trip.
If I had the money I'd do the southampton to New York voyage on it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:40, Reply)

southampton to New York Portsmouth Harbour to Gosport
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Ok, I'm off to the bank to pay in an inheritance cheque
You all play nice while I'm away
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:41, Reply)
I want my inheritance cheque to arrive :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:43, Reply)
I want some inheritance,
but only from someone I never knew.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:44, Reply)
That's where mine's coming from.
Eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:45, Reply)
This is a small one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:44, Reply)
stop talking about your penis lol

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:46, Reply)
That's what she said lol

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:51, Reply)
I'm kind of hoping mine doesn't arrive for a long time.
Having said that, it would be bloody useful.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:51, Reply)
WHERE'S DADDY'S INHERITANCE CHEQUE?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:49, Reply)
LONDON B3TANS
I've got a customer meeting in London a week today and will try to free up a couple of BEER HOURS before going home. Who's up for a pint?

Please bear in mind that this might not happen.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:51, Reply)
This 'customer meeting'...
It's down the docks, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:52, Reply)
No, more high level than that
I'm being allowed on the actual boat. Popping out of a birthday cake.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Make sure you stick with the Cook.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:56, Reply)
He wasn't always a cook.

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:56, Reply)
And you're hardly Elena Eleniak.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:57, Reply)
I'm going to spike the punch
with powerful hallucinogenics
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:01, Reply)
I'll have some of that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Knew I could rely on you
Caveat - meeting is at 11, will probably be able to get away 2 or 3, will therefore try to book my train home for like 6. Obviously if you don't finish work until a reasonable hour like 5 or 6 it's not on the cards.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Stunned will be in the pub before your meeting is over.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:57, Reply)

the pub your arse
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:57, Reply)
^^this.
Are you Liverpool Streeting it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Yep
Lord Aberconway? Or the Merchant place in the station itself, bit pricey mind. By yokel standards.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:03, Reply)
I thought Dirty Dicks opposite the station is more up your alley.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:04, Reply)

lley nus

I didn't think your original post was obvious enough, so I changed it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:08, Reply)
You'll both end up in Chariots sauna anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Martin Offiah runs a bath house?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Textbook.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:12, Reply)
What's Chariots?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Like you don't know it already.
Www.gaysauna.co.uk

May be NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Is that SFW?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:15, Reply)
Depends on where you work.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:16, Reply)
A gay bar.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)
If by a week today you mean the 31st of May then I'm in

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:54, Reply)
I would, but I won't get into London until at least 7:30
so ah'm oot
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Nah, already met you.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:21, Reply)
I'll say yes and not turn up yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Berlin. Every time.
Cheap too.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Berlin is ace.
I have some wonderful memories of my childhood there. Back in '01, mr b3th and I had a week's holiday in Berlin, and I took him to see where I used to live, and my old school.

I miss Germany : (
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:55, Reply)
I liked Berlin.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:56, Reply)
The accomodation deals at the moment are good.
Even with the shit euro rate.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Takes my breath away.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:05, Reply)
LTI.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:07, Reply)
What does?
My bar stool?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:07, Reply)
i think this thread has been a rollicking success
well done me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:17, Reply)
I don't know.
It's all gone a bit football up there ^^
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:20, Reply)
I know, fucking plebs highjacking my thread
I might just delete the whole thing
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:21, Reply)
That's always good for a giggle.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)
You had Darth going all veggie the other day
We have a diverse range of interests, you know?!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)
no one actually likes football, they just don't have the strength of character to fly in the face of mass opinion

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:23, Reply)
I fucking hate it.
I support West Ham.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:24, Reply)
I used to think they were from Hammersmith as it's in West London...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:25, Reply)
West Ham is in East Ham
Obviously
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:27, Reply)
The clues are right there!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Oi. Fuck off.
That's a Judean People's Front moment right there.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)
SPLITTER

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Last time I went here they threw batteries at our coach
Fackin' ooooodlums
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Yeah, you don't stop at the traffic lights
if they've heard your soft Geordie brogue.

You'd rather have Scarpe's Mum catch you trying to stick your own penis up your own arse!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:32, Reply)
I like it when she sticks hers up mine

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Also, my shoes divvent tark!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Peasant
*chucksbatteries*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:34, Reply)
*beats in FA Cup 5th round 2-1*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:34, Reply)

in FA Cup 5th round 2-1 meat
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)
Flawless logic.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Why thank you
I had never heard of "Ham" in either East or West varients
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)
RIP wethamman

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)
I'm not the one withholding sex from him unless he turns veggie.
That is, I mean... I don't mean sex with me is still on the cards for him, but... Shut up, alright?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:24, Reply)
*something about needing a meat injection*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:26, Reply)
*something about needing a new thread*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:27, Reply)
* something about you being a bent spastic *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:34, Reply)
*something about you dying in a house fire as the doors are locked and the key has been left on a high ledge*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)
*something short and to the point*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)

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