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Consolidated lunch thread!
I have this: www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/mar/14/orecchiette-chilli-sprouting-broccoli which is shit as it's veggie, but is good as it's basically free.
alt: Short breaks, got a couple of long weekends coming up, where's good for a short break?
altalt: BOOBIES! Or more specifically did anyone see Seth Macfarlands Boob song at the Oscars? Genius or cringe worthy?
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:07, 225 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I have this: www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/mar/14/orecchiette-chilli-sprouting-broccoli which is shit as it's veggie, but is good as it's basically free.
alt: Short breaks, got a couple of long weekends coming up, where's good for a short break?
altalt: BOOBIES! Or more specifically did anyone see Seth Macfarlands Boob song at the Oscars? Genius or cringe worthy?
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:07, 225 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
well i already had, pasta, chillis, garlic and parmesan so only need to buy brocolli
"free"
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)
"free"
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)
fridge if I'm being specific
buts that's just a cold cupboard innit?
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:22, Reply)
buts that's just a cold cupboard innit?
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:22, Reply)
You are so right, Mr Windel
I asked him a perfectly reasonable question, based on a link that HE POSTED about a recipe that HE COOKED and he didn't have a clue what I was on about.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)
I asked him a perfectly reasonable question, based on a link that HE POSTED about a recipe that HE COOKED and he didn't have a clue what I was on about.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)
A ewe's milk curd that has been pressed and dried so that it is easy to grate.
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Did you even read the recipe before making it?
Or were you all "Pasta! I knoes how to make pasta!"
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Or were you all "Pasta! I knoes how to make pasta!"
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Just put an order in to the kitchen for a steak sandwich, with horseradish creme fraiche and a little baby gem lettuce, on a toasted ciabatta.
With Fries. Probably have a pint with it, as its wednesday and I'm not driving home.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)
With Fries. Probably have a pint with it, as its wednesday and I'm not driving home.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)
THREE FUCKING THREADS
So far I've had a chunky kitkat, a cup of tea and a packet of kettle crisps. Top snacking, right here.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)
So far I've had a chunky kitkat, a cup of tea and a packet of kettle crisps. Top snacking, right here.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)
the other two are now dead, this is the only thread
sis you ever get that speeding ticket? I got pulled by the filth and had to sit in the police car being all sheepish :(
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)
sis you ever get that speeding ticket? I got pulled by the filth and had to sit in the police car being all sheepish :(
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Oh right, yeah. I need to call them.
I'll do it tomorrow. It'll seem less of a burden on payday.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)
I'll do it tomorrow. It'll seem less of a burden on payday.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)
I once bought all 4 different of those new kitkats and I became what I ate..... a chunky champion.
Well, for comedy perpouses, I only had one.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:26, Reply)
Well, for comedy perpouses, I only had one.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:26, Reply)
We'll probably go down the burger place cos the Finnish guy is in and he gets upset if we don't go down the burger place
alt: Doncaster
altalt: What is boobies error error does not compute
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)
alt: Doncaster
altalt: What is boobies error error does not compute
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)
You seem to have a jet set international office theo,
i'm glad someone is a multi-cultural individual, showing us all the way forward.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)
i'm glad someone is a multi-cultural individual, showing us all the way forward.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Yeah for example the guy who sits on my left is Russian, right is Portuguese and in front is a German
As this American lass I knew said 'you've got the whole dang united nations there dontcha'
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:17, Reply)
As this American lass I knew said 'you've got the whole dang united nations there dontcha'
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:17, Reply)
It's ok she used to send me pictures of her vagina
Swings and roundabouts
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Swings and roundabouts
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)
No.
I don't think I've ever asked for a picture of a vagina. Apart from asking Mr. Google.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:23, Reply)
I don't think I've ever asked for a picture of a vagina. Apart from asking Mr. Google.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:23, Reply)
so, having not slept with her or asked for them, this women sent you fanny shots?
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( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Probably, it was a few years ago
We were doing SEXYTALK
Dunno exactly how that situation came about to be honest
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:25, Reply)
We were doing SEXYTALK
Dunno exactly how that situation came about to be honest
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:25, Reply)
You fucking liar, you're a druid sort so you were wearing them anyway
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Everybody that sits around me is British :(
Except for the Scottish guy, I haven't asked him what his opinion is on the question of Scottish secession. I expect it'd be well boring.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:20, Reply)
Except for the Scottish guy, I haven't asked him what his opinion is on the question of Scottish secession. I expect it'd be well boring.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:20, Reply)
'yiz wud be up shit kreek an aw wivvat us scots an aw are oil, ye ken?'
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:22, Reply)
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If they went fiscally independant, they'd be bankrupt within weeks.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:23, Reply)
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Told you.
I don't know which way I'd vote if I still lived up there.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:27, Reply)
I don't know which way I'd vote if I still lived up there.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:27, Reply)
I'd vote for togetherness so I wouldn't have to live behind the haggis curtain
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)
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Might have the one with chili and jalapenos in it, might not, ain't made me mind up yet
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:30, Reply)
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It's a chain in Ireland, Eddie Rocket's
To be honest they're fairly terrible, but there's a decent choice
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:53, Reply)
To be honest they're fairly terrible, but there's a decent choice
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:53, Reply)
I was in York last Summer
I didn't know who you were then but if I had I'm sure I wouldn't have met up with you xx
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)
I didn't know who you were then but if I had I'm sure I wouldn't have met up with you xx
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Got this veggie chilli thing with swede and sweet potato mash that Ms Foxtrot made
With questions and answers of this calibre it's hard to see why we can't attract newcomers
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)
With questions and answers of this calibre it's hard to see why we can't attract newcomers
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)
All those lurkers sitting, waiting for the right thread to come along...
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:18, Reply)
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:18, Reply)
We need a lurker amnesty
If you're reading this and are yet to post, reply now and be guaranteed a period of no piss-taking at your expense. By me. Can't speak for these cunts though.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)
If you're reading this and are yet to post, reply now and be guaranteed a period of no piss-taking at your expense. By me. Can't speak for these cunts though.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)
There was a brief experimental period where we tried not being horrid to new people.
It didn't really work.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:27, Reply)
It didn't really work.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Yeah, right, course we did
What was his name? Bigfoot? Nessie? A Vagabond's Dog?
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:23, Reply)
What was his name? Bigfoot? Nessie? A Vagabond's Dog?
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Oh yeah I do remember that
Not a new poster I don't think though. Plus if I remember rightly he got slaughtered.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Not a new poster I don't think though. Plus if I remember rightly he got slaughtered.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)
AltAlt: was at a festival a few years ago and an "exhibitionist" friend of mine made the mistake of saying
"I get my tits out at the drop of a hat".
Obviously, I went and found a couple of people wearing hats.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)
"I get my tits out at the drop of a hat".
Obviously, I went and found a couple of people wearing hats.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)
mine is true.
Quite long, not worth the effort and ultimately unsuccessful, but true nonetheless.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Quite long, not worth the effort and ultimately unsuccessful, but true nonetheless.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:24, Reply)
After that setup
we'll all be disappointed if it's anything other than getting a girl to fire sugar cubes out of her bum
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:26, Reply)
we'll all be disappointed if it's anything other than getting a girl to fire sugar cubes out of her bum
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:26, Reply)
FOOD THREAD \o/
Try an adventure weekend
www.independent.co.uk/travel/uk/the-10-best-british-adventure-breaks-8313023.html?origin=internalSearch
May I also add This
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Try an adventure weekend
www.independent.co.uk/travel/uk/the-10-best-british-adventure-breaks-8313023.html?origin=internalSearch
May I also add This
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Apparently not.
Unless you meant for me to see a white box with a red cross in it.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Unless you meant for me to see a white box with a red cross in it.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)
on my screen it's like a tiny little window looking at a tiny little mountain and a cloud.
it's rather nice.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)
it's rather nice.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)
For me it's reminding me of my lost youth, and the taste of oranges beneath a blazing sun
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:33, Reply)
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For me it looks like a bitter well of tears and the fading memories of lost glories and missed opportunities.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:42, Reply)
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Oh, that'll be why I can see a solitary tear trickling down a world-weary cheek.
I thought that was an odd thing to put in a broken link image.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:44, Reply)
I thought that was an odd thing to put in a broken link image.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:44, Reply)
It's fucking brilliant
Although the Sagrada Familia is both a must-see and fucking terrifying if you don't like heights
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Although the Sagrada Familia is both a must-see and fucking terrifying if you don't like heights
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:42, Reply)
The Titanic 2 actually looks like it could be really fun trip.
If I had the money I'd do the southampton to New York voyage on it.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:40, Reply)
If I had the money I'd do the southampton to New York voyage on it.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Ok, I'm off to the bank to pay in an inheritance cheque
You all play nice while I'm away
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:41, Reply)
You all play nice while I'm away
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:41, Reply)
I'm kind of hoping mine doesn't arrive for a long time.
Having said that, it would be bloody useful.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:51, Reply)
Having said that, it would be bloody useful.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:51, Reply)
LONDON B3TANS
I've got a customer meeting in London a week today and will try to free up a couple of BEER HOURS before going home. Who's up for a pint?
Please bear in mind that this might not happen.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:51, Reply)
I've got a customer meeting in London a week today and will try to free up a couple of BEER HOURS before going home. Who's up for a pint?
Please bear in mind that this might not happen.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:51, Reply)
No, more high level than that
I'm being allowed on the actual boat. Popping out of a birthday cake.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:55, Reply)
I'm being allowed on the actual boat. Popping out of a birthday cake.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Knew I could rely on you
Caveat - meeting is at 11, will probably be able to get away 2 or 3, will therefore try to book my train home for like 6. Obviously if you don't finish work until a reasonable hour like 5 or 6 it's not on the cards.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Caveat - meeting is at 11, will probably be able to get away 2 or 3, will therefore try to book my train home for like 6. Obviously if you don't finish work until a reasonable hour like 5 or 6 it's not on the cards.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Yep
Lord Aberconway? Or the Merchant place in the station itself, bit pricey mind. By yokel standards.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:03, Reply)
Lord Aberconway? Or the Merchant place in the station itself, bit pricey mind. By yokel standards.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:03, Reply)
I thought Dirty Dicks opposite the station is more up your alley.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:04, Reply)
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:04, Reply)
I didn't think your original post was obvious enough, so I changed it.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:08, Reply)
I would, but I won't get into London until at least 7:30
so ah'm oot
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:07, Reply)
so ah'm oot
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Berlin is ace.
I have some wonderful memories of my childhood there. Back in '01, mr b3th and I had a week's holiday in Berlin, and I took him to see where I used to live, and my old school.
I miss Germany : (
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:55, Reply)
I have some wonderful memories of my childhood there. Back in '01, mr b3th and I had a week's holiday in Berlin, and I took him to see where I used to live, and my old school.
I miss Germany : (
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:55, Reply)
The accomodation deals at the moment are good.
Even with the shit euro rate.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Even with the shit euro rate.
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:59, Reply)
I know, fucking plebs highjacking my thread
I might just delete the whole thing
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:21, Reply)
I might just delete the whole thing
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:21, Reply)
You had Darth going all veggie the other day
We have a diverse range of interests, you know?!
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)
We have a diverse range of interests, you know?!
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)
no one actually likes football, they just don't have the strength of character to fly in the face of mass opinion
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:23, Reply)
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I used to think they were from Hammersmith as it's in West London...
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:25, Reply)
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Last time I went here they threw batteries at our coach
Fackin' ooooodlums
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Fackin' ooooodlums
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Yeah, you don't stop at the traffic lights
if they've heard your soft Geordie brogue.
You'd rather have Scarpe's Mum catch you trying to stick your own penis up your own arse!
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:32, Reply)
if they've heard your soft Geordie brogue.
You'd rather have Scarpe's Mum catch you trying to stick your own penis up your own arse!
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Why thank you
I had never heard of "Ham" in either East or West varients
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)
I had never heard of "Ham" in either East or West varients
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)
I'm not the one withholding sex from him unless he turns veggie.
That is, I mean... I don't mean sex with me is still on the cards for him, but... Shut up, alright?
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:24, Reply)
That is, I mean... I don't mean sex with me is still on the cards for him, but... Shut up, alright?
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:24, Reply)
*something about you dying in a house fire as the doors are locked and the key has been left on a high ledge*
( , Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)
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