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Come on Arsenal.I have a tenner on them to lose 2-1 with Bale scoring first. They are currently 2-0 down.
Alt: Good weekend so far?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 16:48,
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Yeh s'alright, nearly done with work and then MY weekend beginsTook yesterday off though cos a friend was visiting so there was booze
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Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 16:51,
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Battered's put me on ignore though for what I do not know(
Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 16:55,
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I thought we were all friends over hereMY ILLUSIONS HAVE BEEN DISPELLED
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Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 16:57,
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I'm proud to host it on my humble little shit comic site(
Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 17:35,
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Please tell Theo I haven't 2.0'd him. He may have done so to me by mistake. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 17:22,
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After the help I gave you the other evening? Thanks. No really. Thanks a lot. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 17:23,
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Oh hilarious. How amusing. Git x
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 17:44,
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I found this little escapade quite amusing for a sunday afternoon internet.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 17:50,
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top of the league, top of the leaguewe are, we are top of the league
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i was reading that mr ryan giggs is turning 40 this year that is quite exciting for himi like how this thread is all about welsh football players
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 17:20,
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he's the footballer who had sex with someone he perhaps shouldn't have(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 18:31,
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Please tell Theo I don't have him on ignore. He may have ignored me by mistake. Thanks. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 17:22,
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Haha! I never 2.0'd or was 2.0'd by BatteredIt was a ruse!
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Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 17:27,
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Still, 32 minutes and I can go homeAnd waste my weekend wishing I was a better human being
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Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 17:28,
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yeah man this is on par with the diddlio baldmonkey/two hats japes(
Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 17:28,
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Theoban, there is no 2.0. There _was_ a 2.0, but it died in a house fire, 100 years ago to the day, they say 1.0 never got over it.Are you sure you saw a 2.0 ?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 17:31,
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I know what I saw Gonz, it was big and had bristles and two big eyes like saucersMy gran told me that's what a 2.0 looked like
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Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 17:34,
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Keep on believing the dreams are about the owls.I still mantain that 'The Forth Kind' is one of the scariest films I've seen.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 17:42,
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It's worth watching unless you live in a forrest(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 18:23,
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Nah' man, its about these people who live in houses in forrests in canada or america.And get this, they all have nightmares about owls, so they have hipnosis, and the owls are actaully aliens (they're not owls at all, they just have the same face).
It's proper scary 'cus it cuts to "real footage" that might even be real sometimes.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 19:20,
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oh boy i dont like the sound of real footage that is well scary i scare easy(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 19:57,
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And they say something like "These people are ACTING the part of real people" and then they're like "This is the actual footage in the hypnothearpist room", which makes you think it might be real.What kind of thing do you find the most scary on films?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 20:08,
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not like gore or stuff that makes you jump, that stuff is shit,its the stuff what gets in your brain, that makes you think theres a thing behind you for reals, creepy stuff you know, that shit is horrid i hate it
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 20:14,
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2-1 Spurs.If it stays like this, William Hill owe me forty ten pound notes.
If it doesn't, then they don't.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 17:29,
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I've had the best day ever. I'm shattered now though.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 18:24,
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\o/Happy Xmas!
What did Father Christmas bring you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 18:28,
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That's awesome.I wish someone would fetch me some.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 18:54,
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don't worry someone will ask you about your day soon(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 18:32,
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See, it's this kind of wicked internet bullying that makes everyone hate you.lol jk luv yooooo!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 18:55,
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Al even called me a cunt earlier. Nobody will ever know how much such words cut me**lol lie.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 18:57,
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I bet you're crying into your twelve sunday night beers.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 19:01,
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Only 3. Flying in the morning. Hate being on a plane with a hangover. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 19:04,
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*Super pleased*(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 18:51,
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i dunno if you know but he has you on ignore so he cant see thathope that clears things up xx
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 19:21,
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I'm banking on him logging out and running a vanity search (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 19:38,
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oh so you want him to be more upset that doesnt seem very nice(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 19:56,
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I think you can still see the posts on searchEven if you are on 2.0. What you can't see is when you click on a search result and the wahbaby has posted somewhere in the thread, because then it disappears
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 20:06,
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It appears Jeff has won £400. He should spend it on taking some of us to Needos.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 18:59,
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I think he should plough it into the next Brizzle bash.It would just about cover the cleanup costs for monty and Stunned's next hotel room.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 19:02,
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Ha! No chance.I shall spend it on shirts and shoes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 19:12,
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Evening JeffI went to Stamford Bridge and watched us lose to Chelsea, then train up to Birmingham to see a load of mates and get hammered.
Sadly I realised when I got back to where I was staying that I'd left my bag in the bar - with my phone charge, footy programme and more importantly TRAIN TICKET. Phoned them then but they'd already closed and checked this morning and they don't open Sundays. :(
I had to pay nearly £50 for a replacement ticket and then nobody bloody checked it. Cunts.
Gonna get my Brum mates to pick up the bag at some point in the week, assuming they found it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 19:03,
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Could you have not explained this situation to the rail company thus avoiding the need to buy a new ticket(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 19:13,
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not after the last time. They're not falling for that twice.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 19:27,
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Pretty certain notBecause it's a print yourself ticket they're v strict as you could print multiple ones.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 19:32,
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I had a great weekendBut driving back home my windscreen just cracked clean across :((((((((
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 19:53,
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prolly windscreen AIDS, sorry to be the barer(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:16,
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Momo has wild relatives in Bromley Next time he misbehaves you can threaten him with sending him down to Kent to fend for himself
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:19,
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What kind? The skewer quite healthy kind or the donkey back leg kind?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:34,
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I honestly do not careit all tastes good, I don't care what it's made of
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Last time I ordered a domino's the cunt was lateHe said he'd fallen off his bike and had to go back for a fresh pizza. The thing is, the shop is about 200m from my flat. I thought only I was too fucking lazy to walk that far.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:38,
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can someone paraphrase teh Gonz V Battered battle royale please?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:14,
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i like to revel in all the shitty details(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:19,
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It's gonz so the shit is a given, I'd have thought (
rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:20,
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Poor gonzAnd that poor qotw dude who has no bum hole. A nonworking bum hole must be a pain
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:26,
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do reckon he has like normal arse cheeks and normal arse crack, but if you spread it open it's completely smooth?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:27,
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Do you know how much I do not want to picture that? EVER?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:28,
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