Productive
House based stuff

Also went for a nice wander along the seafront with the kids and the dog yesterday morning. I like the fact that it takes me 2 mins to walk there now

I also have discovered Tesco Maple and Pecan Twists. FUCK YEAH
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:45, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

sounds pretty good,
I live about 2 minutes from the river, there is something lovely about walking along by the water.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I'd hate to live too far away from the sea.
I know that would be pretty difficult here in the UK, but can you imagine living somewhere that was over a thousand miles away from the nearest coast?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

You mean like in Australia?
the people who live in Coober Pedy or Alice Springs?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

You made that first one up.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Did not.
closest town geographically to the north border of the South Australia/Northern Territory divide.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

I was thinking more of America.
But yeah, that would work too. And Cooper's Crossing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

pop quiz
name the worlds only doubly landlocked countries

EDIT: just realised there are loads...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Vatican City?
Switzerland?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Biggest by population: Ethiopia, Uganda, Afganistan

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

I thought Ethiopia had a coastline.
Learn something new every day...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

It's not double landlocked though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)

ah yeah, bad copy and pasting from Wikipedia there, those are simply landlocked
doubly landlocked are Lichtenstein and Uzbekistan only
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Worst pub quiz ever.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)

:(
Windy will never invite me round now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)

I think Oxford is near enough as far as you can get in England.
I do fancy the Sea, but I love the countryside on my doorstep that Oxfordshire provides.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Somerset has some wonderful countryside.
I proper love it here. Everything' s so green.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I think the sea is fine to visit.
And, while I like the idea of living near the sea, the reality is fucking freezing weather blowing in off the sea for most of the year plus the likelihood of your house flooding one day.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I'm about 50' above sea level

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

So is Stunned.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Today you are.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I want a water feature in my garden

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Invite Stunned round then

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)

You could probably get Stunned lying on his back, pissing into the air.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Ha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Invite Stunned to sleep there for a weekend.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Ha ha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)

ANDREW MARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

*strokes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)

What you should do yeah, is ger stunned around, yeah, and get him really pissed then stanf him ona plinth
cos he'll piss himeself you see!!111111
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)

H..........*Facepalms*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I lived in Portsmouth for a bit,
The winter was pretty horrid.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Portsmouth is a foul anus on this great country we call England

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Terrible bullying of twohats.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Is that where he lives?
Poor fucker
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)

yup,
And balders.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)

That would explain Bald monkey's mental state

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Give it another five or ten years and it won't even take that long.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

erosion lols

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

He's a yurt smoking crusty remember
his was a global warming joke
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Either way, sports cow and his family potentially drown.
So we're on the level.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Can cows swim?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

I doubt it

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Inflatable udders

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)

You might capsize

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Think so
wildebeest can, and they're sort of cows.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Fucking running into crocodile infested water, Mufasa squishing wannabees

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)