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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's a bit livelier on here today innit, are you all skiving?
We all get a bit desensitised on here (like YM's fanny /ac). Is there anything left that genuinely offends you? What is it?

Alt: who deserves a punch in the cunt/mancunt today?

Alt alt: lunch? I'm abstaining due fo the secret bash curry later on...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:29, 285 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
your face
alt: kroney

altalt: macaroni cheese and a run
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)
What have I done? I've been well nice to you today, you prick

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)
I thought i could punch the sickness out of you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Going to Missouri Angel for lunch.
I think dead relatives is offensive but everything is fair game on here, innit?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Battered and he'll get it later.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)
I AM NOT MARRIED

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Engaged.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)
That's what she said?
Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Ask her later on.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)
I'll buy a new hat
Mortgage, kids, school fees.... It's all coming up roses for you now
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)
A mortgage actually isn't that far off, actually.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Actually

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)
You're buying a house together? Whoa man

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)
She already owns her own flat.
I will be buying one pour moi.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Yeah cos nothing says commitment like separate houses
Man up frenchie!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Kroney is a stallion of a man and any woman would be lucky to have him.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Tonight is going to be such a gay sausage fest
Thank god I have charms and lamps to keep me company
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)
You were ignorant enough to ignore my question before, so I shall repeat it now:
are you coming to the pub to meet DF later?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)
I might

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)
I think you should

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Should what?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)
BD should go to the pub

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Oh whoops
The iPad makes beta hard.

No, I can't get there earlier than 7ish so will prob head straight to paedos
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:41, Reply)
get the b3ta app

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Not bothered about anything at all on here
Alt:
The Welsh

AltAlt:
Chilli chicken sandwich with extra chilli sauce
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)
I wish I had a dragon on my flag.
Crosses are bent.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)
This is a good point
The only good point about Wales

....apart from Catherine Zeta Jones, the Alex Jones bird and Catherine Jenkins
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)
^^This ^^This and also ^^This

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Just tippex out the cross
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)
GONZ IS A SECRET MOD

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)
So... Many..... Strikethroughs

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Don't bother
They'd all be shit and unfunny
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Lies
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)
HEY B3TH!
THESE NEW ICONS ARE SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Stuff about people's kids isn't on.
Alt: Stunned & he'll get it later.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)
What if their kids are really ugly though?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)
So, from what I gather, you two are going to give it to each other later.
Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Phwooooaaar!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)
I'm fondling myself already at the mere thought of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Gay

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)
I bet battered could lick Stunned no problem

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)
+ out

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)
And to you by the look of it up there ^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Nah, that's not gay.
Stunned's just pointing out facts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Lazy, good for nothing mods offend me.
Alt: b3th
Altalt: Not yet.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)
HEY B3TH!
HOW DID GONZ SUCCEED SO EASILY WHERE YOU SO SO MISERABLY FAILED?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Gonz got out of bed? Nice work!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Because Gonz knows one end of a piece of code from another?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:43, Reply)
D'you think he should be made mod instead?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)
If you want.
You have to be aware though, it *might* involve actually contacting Rob to suggest it...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Fuck that shit.
I'm sure Gonz can find some hacker's way round this.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)
I'd totally take bribes and be a currupt mod.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)
BARYATRIC FANNY WIPERS

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Second hand ample sponge for you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)
my GIF from last night has been mod edited
I mean

honestly
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Bout the only thing she can do with her mod "powers"

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:41, Reply)
You should do one of someone using an ample sponge
I'm just saying I would if I had more technical ability than momo
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:42, Reply)
People who have so much money that they end up detached from reality, wasting it where they could help so many others
alt. B3th
alt alt, King Prawn Rogan Josh
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)
I'm going to the hairdresser later on if that's what you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Cut and style it all you want
Its still ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)
It's about the colour of a piece of black magic!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:42, Reply)
The box for which has red highlights...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:07, Reply)
I get offended by your wobblegunt.
Alt- Nakers. Repeatedly.

Alt alt- I just ate my lunch.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)
what?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:41, Reply)
I can't stand ruddy cheeked, privately educated rugger buggers.
Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:43, Reply)
I do not have ruddy cheeks
although i was privately educated my whole life
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)
my secondary education was private.
Two schools.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)
so what's your problem then?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:47, Reply)
your face, mainly

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)
1. 4'11
2. size 16 Zippo the Clown feet
3. no 'chick' in the history of the world has ever 'dug him'

NEED I GO ON?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Please do
I was enjoying that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)
I've never, ever, heard him mention any girl that he's actually gone out with.
Even the more private people let slip the occasional detail, or hint. Not dozer.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)
Fiona Bruce?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:04, Reply)
No, Dozer. Do keep up.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Every time he posts I imagine the traditional circus tune playing nowadays*


*the 1998 Mo Wax remix, obv.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Dude, he's been shagging since he was 15!
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1773038
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Cavy's reply is fucking great there

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)
I miss her
Now she's all getting laid and doesn't care about us any more
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Blinded By Loooooove
(this is possibly rather Montycentric)
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Miss her?
She posts about 50 times a day making embarrassing TMI sex references.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:15, Reply)
She must have been fucked sideways last night
as she hasn't posted today
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:15, Reply)
NO DOUBT WE'LL FIND OUT LATER.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:22, Reply)
She usually comes online just as I am leaving for the day.
In fact, I'm starting to suspect that we are the same person.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:26, Reply)
Yeah, lots of that sort of thing and lots about how chicks dig him etc
but no actual individuals. I just thought that was odd.

As in "autist can't form meaningful relationships" odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)

autist 3'2" Billy Smart niggaz
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)
He does go on about York a lot and keeps trying to get B3tans to meet him
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=York

which is rather odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Mmm I can
Just my type
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)
yeah well even if i did come tonight i t would only be a swift one in the pub, no needos action so you would get to meet me anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Single ones only
You married dullards are of no interest!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)
lol because you're so popular.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:51, Reply)
I have marriage counselling today
Should I bring up the book or will that make it even less likely that I get a shag?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Have you seen "friends"?
You know how ross' wife won't sleep with him for years and it turns out to be because she's gay?

I'm just saying, that's some good tv...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:43, Reply)
you know all about closeted other halves.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)
That dude wasn't in the closet
He was practically screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:47, Reply)
And you know all about turquoise, pink and shoving hamsters up your colon

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)
I only wear pink as detail, soz.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:50, Reply)
+ with pineapples in their colons

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:51, Reply)
I've never seen a whole episode
But from what I have seen, it is not.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)
friends don't let friends watch Friends

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:47, Reply)
WE WERE HAVING A BREAK
How YOU feeling? etc
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)
tell you what bothers me about Friends
Rachel obviously gets it
Monica, well, last turkey in the shop but yeah, ok, quick thump up the knickers then I'd never call her again

but some sick perverts think Phoebe's vaguely shaggable, even someone who posts on this very website has expressed this opinion

I lose sleep over this, why are these people not arrested, beaten up and shot in the back of the head?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Monica was pretty fit before about series 3.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:53, Reply)

series

You dirty nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:54, Reply)
I thought she got better with age
like you mum
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:55, Reply)
She got skinnier and skinnier
unlike my mum
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:55, Reply)
STOP DISCUSSING FRIENDS

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:57, Reply)
REALLY
TIME TO STOP NOW

STOP AND KILL YOURSELF
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:57, Reply)
I've never understood the hatred that show generated.
It's just a sitcom. I thought it was quite good at times.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)
I'm afraid it wasn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)
Sorry but I love a bit of friends action
Sex and the city can go fuck itself though
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:04, Reply)
Well no-one else is going to

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)
I liked the one where they had a chick and a duck

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)

u i
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)
Well yeah that too

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)
My mate Bassett had a pet duck

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)
Jealous

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)
No, a duck

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)
we've all cracked one out over Jennifer Aniston.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:57, Reply)
Not me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)
This is true
I've never* cracked one out over you

* Ok, once
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)
yeah, but that lesbotic P!nk thing gives you the raging horn, so your opinion is clearly extremely flawed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)
ewww

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)
An old friend of mine was of that opinion
Well...actually, he wasn't. He said it because (for obvious reasons) NO ONE else fancied Phoebe. This is the same guy that reckoned he got off with Anna Freil at a festival. Prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)
yeah right, tell it to qotw, no one believes you

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)
None of us believed him
He was always making up stuff like that. God, he really was a massive prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)
I don't believe you either

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)
I do

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)
shut up

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)
You know sometimes your words?
They hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)
You watch friends
therefore your opinion counts for nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:57, Reply)
These sessions need to be based on honesty from both sides
Why did she kick you out anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:45, Reply)
They do
But if he is too honest, she'll never sleep with him again.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Probably because he's a whining twat.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)
At least I want to have sex with my wife
I hear your husband doesn't feel the same about you
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)
bookcase he's a twat

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)
lol
or he's spineless
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)
they're in a right bind, those two

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:06, Reply)
He won't be covering her for a while, that's for sure.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:15, Reply)
Cos we were arguing all the time in front of the kids
and my daughter told the teacher that mummy shouts at daddy and hits him so she decided we should have time apart. Most of are arguments revolve around the fact we aren't shagging.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Just shag in front of the kids
Problems solved
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)
vicious circle that, hardly gonna be up for some rumpy if you're arguing and then you argue do to lack of rumpy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)
basically what i'm saying is you need to slip her one when she's aslepp

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)
GET ABOUT HER

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Ok, i'll report back tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)
+for sentencing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)
YOU FACE OFFENDS ME.
Nah, not really.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Roar
Why?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Hells bells

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)
D'you think there really are bells in hell?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:51, Reply)
Pretty sure battered is heading that way

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:51, Reply)
I like to think so
I imagine hell isn't all that bad really. Less boring than heaven, certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)
I imagine they're both the same, in the fact they don't exist.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:04, Reply)
This does seem the more plausible option.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)
BOMMYKNOCKERS!
Right. I'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)
sad wrestling news today.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)
it still exists?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:54, Reply)
yes. clearly.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Indeed
He was a big behind the scenes guy too, so I dare say he will be missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)
I didn't even know he was ill.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:04, Reply)
MY CURRY MEAL TONIGHT HAS BEEN CANCELLED :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)
OH NOES

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Sad times Athletic bovine, sad times

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)
Any non-curry is bad
My thoughts are with you at this sad time
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:04, Reply)
I may order one from the local takeaway
The one with the Tandoori oven that makes Nan breads the size of dustbin lids
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)
I support this statement

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)
There's still time to get down to London for the secret bash.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)
THEY NEVER INVITE ME :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)
If it helps, I didn't get an invite eaither.
There I was, minding my own buisness on facebook, watching messages being sent out to all the people in the world who I care about, about how they're all going to meet up and have a good time, but alas, none of those messages was destined for my wall. All because I happened to be born a different race, which wasn't even my choice.

It'll be a cold night at chez gonz tonight !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:07, Reply)
shit yourself warm

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:07, Reply)
You were so invited
Rory put it on the calendar and everything
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)
When? Would you trust something Rory puts on the calendar?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:17, Reply)
You wouldn't have turned up anyway, Gonzo.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:16, Reply)
I rented a tux'n'all.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:18, Reply)
DINNER JACKET

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Pretty sure not all of the attendees were invited.
You've just got to brazen it out.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Did they hear you were coming?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)
*bakes cake*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)
Everything that effects me is totally out of order and off the cards but everything else is OK.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)
affects

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)
yeah' yeah', pull the other one.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)
Oh, I don't know.
It certainly effects him to shit all over the flat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)
No no no you epic grammar fail
Gonz effects the shit. The shit affects him.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)
wot?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)
His condition effects him to shit indiscriminately.
That's what I was going for. It's not Gonz's fault, poor lamb.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Well you missed

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Can't win 'em all.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:14, Reply)
mmm, lamb.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)
6 hours bebbeh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Just over 6 hours to go until dry meat heaven.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:14, Reply)
you gonna massage your prostate with a lamb chop?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:18, Reply)
He and stunned have a table of their own

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:19, Reply)
Sssh!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:20, Reply)
it's totally only 6 hourse until emmerdale comes on

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Just over 7 hours until I turn up and find you've all fucked off.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Only 2 hours & 40 minutes until I get to the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:19, Reply)
Prick

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Charming.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Mwa ha ha
It's not at paedo's ar all, it's at fire and stone again...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:20, Reply)
You need to get on the fucking Hogwarts Express to find that place.
Or step through a wardrobe.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:21, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:23, Reply)
He's Lion

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:23, Reply)
theres snow here
And I have a massive hangover
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:15, Reply)
I'm always really upset that batchelor's cheese and brocolli pasta packs seem to have considerably less little brocolli bits in than when I was little

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:16, Reply)
That shit'll kill you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:16, Reply)
not if it had more brocolli in it

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:17, Reply)
That's their plan

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:19, Reply)
but lots more horse and pope!!11111

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:17, Reply)
can you get horse cheese?
that wud be wel rndom ol
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Why not?
It is a mammal.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:20, Reply)
where can I get it from then, and you can't say a yurt in glastonbury

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:22, Reply)
A horse?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:24, Reply)
A female one would be best.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:25, Reply)
I am going to have to contact HR about this

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:25, Reply)
They should be able to help you.
They're usually a very useful and helpful bunch with clearly recognisable skills.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:28, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Queen Cheese?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:26, Reply)
My kingdom for a horse cheese

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:26, Reply)
I would have thought so
made from horse milk I guess. Instant cheeseburger?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:20, Reply)
I CAN HAZ?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:22, Reply)
you can get donkey cheese
www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/287968/news/weirdandwacky/djokovic-denies-buying-all-the-donkey-cheese-in-the-world
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:24, Reply)
No you can't
It clearly states this
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Does it bollocks: it says Djokovic has NOT bought it all THEREFORE they still have some left for sale

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:27, Reply)
He has now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:28, Reply)
O RLY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Yes
I am Novak's personal donkey cheese purchaser
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:30, Reply)
RIGHT YOU ARE CHIEF

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:32, Reply)
whey too much information

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Curd you leave the cheesy puns?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Just gonna rennet up the flagpole see who salutes, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Just keep on churning them out...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:38, Reply)
This is starting to grate on me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Too cultured for you?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:44, Reply)
In a rind a bite way, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:47, Reply)
We ricotta stop this now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:52, Reply)
he's just doing that to keep the price of the hold-out donkey cheese barons low so he can finally snapp them up

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:29, Reply)
those inherently-corrupt Slavs just can't help themselves

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:35, Reply)
On what planet is donkey cheese a fucking delicacy?
Urgh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Oh the daily mail planet
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2248431/Donkey-cheese-At-1-000-kilo-expensive-world-But-I-getting-milk-donkey-make-ass-anyone.html
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:33, Reply)
I thought you'd seen assmilk before?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:35, Reply)
creampielols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:37, Reply)
France, I bet

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:33, Reply)
I'd eat it

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:35, Reply)
What is the problem with it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)
when you've watched as much donkey porn as she has, I should imagine it affects your attitudes somewhat

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:37, Reply)
This made me lol:
www.b3ta.com/talk/7614154
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:38, Reply)
I fucking love that one

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)
officelol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Genius.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:43, Reply)
what if it came from a donkey that had be ridden on a beach by some fat commoner?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:38, Reply)
It'd just be a lot thicker

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)

a lot thicker Butter
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Has anyone heard from Batleby today?
metro.co.uk/2013/03/06/eight-men-arrested-over-alleged-rape-of-teenage-girl-3528638/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)
oof

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:37, Reply)

+H
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:37, Reply)
+hearted

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:37, Reply)
I didn't realise Lusty owned tortoises
metro.co.uk/2013/03/05/lusty-tortoises-die-in-house-fire-3528318/
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:37, Reply)
200+ years old, grey, moves slowly......

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Yeeesss?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:38, Reply)
TTJ

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Not any more she don't

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:38, Reply)
It wasn’t a tortoise is was one of Monty’s WW2 German helmets

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:39, Reply)
His grandad picked up a load of old foreskins in Berlin

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:43, Reply)
There were plenty spares

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:43, Reply)
that reporter looks super depressed about the types of story he must have to write

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)
It says 8 men - not 'one man the size of 8'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:38, Reply)
What has PD's feet got to do with it?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Stop clowning about

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)
where's my fucking invite for the secret bash?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:47, Reply)
I NOES RITE :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:47, Reply)
we should totes have a koolkidsklub bash in McDs and not invite anyone

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)
I know who could star as Ronald McDonald

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)
woah woah not cool
we're going to MaccyDos to be ironic
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Poor old PlumDozer
Not even /talk invites him out
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Sign up here:
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24862
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)
SECRET BASH
IN LIKE 2 HOURS

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:54, Reply)
See you in the pub in two hours.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:54, Reply)
NICE
I'm far too excited about this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)
As am I.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)

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