so, is plumdozer the butt of all jokes around here then?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:18, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Not all.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)

of all jokes
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Nah, most people have at least one or two running jokes at their expense.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)

I don't know what you mean.

( Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)

That's cos you don't understand English, you shit-freezing Gaul.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Who's taking the moths along for Kroney tonight?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)

EG
Battered: angry midget
Stunned: giant lumbering alkie
Kroney: French, uses faeces as sex toys
Nakers/Badmons: bent spastic, Ben Fogle*
Localboy: giant ham hands, forehead like a loaf of bread

AND SO ON

*I am championing this new one right here: get in on the ground floor, folk
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:25, Reply)

I realise just how many of these things come from me.
Sorry guys.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Monty, Sirius Black just out of Askaban
lives in a cardboard box, spends what little money he has on MASSIVE DRUGS, hates Jews.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

ground oak
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)

can you make a complete list like this please

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)

A few more to start you off:
Swipe: fat northern ginger
Chompy: rapist paperclip salesman
Tangled: yurt dwelling hippy
Al: cunt
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Jeff: terrible puns, fucks dogs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)

B3th: sleeps all day. Has an 80 year old husband

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Just call everyone a cunt and you'll get by fine.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)

cunt

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Monty Boyce
Bankrupt cokehead who looks like Worzel Gummage
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

I hope he puts his eatin' head on tonight

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

I intend on having a great deal more than a cup of tea and a slice of cake let me assure you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)

I'm going to be trusting you people
to break my duck sensitively. I'll take recommendations, but no vindaloos ta.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)

I wonder who tonight's Aunt Sally will be

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Stunned.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Damn right. Where are we drinking afterwards?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

There's a trad pub with shit beer nearby, and a nicer bar with better beer (but a bit hipster) also close by

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Let's go & play punch the hipster.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Thats as high as you can punch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)

The Good Samaritan is alright
often full of nurses too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)

you mean bin rummaging head
surely?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Gonz: Fucks like a stallion on Viagra in the middle of the frozen meat isle in Tescos.
Donno who started that one up, really irks me, but you can't stop rumours spreading.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Ha ha ha Throw enough mud
and some of it will stick
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Umm, I don't think that's mud.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Only if you play your cards right ,) or wrong ,)
Depending on what you prefer.

Either way, Pringles Tubes are involved.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Once you plop, you can't stop

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)