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Does YM accept paypal?

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:45, 193 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
She can barely work chip and pin.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:48, Reply)

The and i a
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
great job!

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
This is without a doubt the worst strikethrough joke ever

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Pre decimalised currency only.
Preferably sovereigns.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
^ menacing

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Could you just transfer the money into her account?

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
But then how would I be protected against shabby goods

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Look, the woman is nearly 70
What kind of quality are you looking for?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Tits like golf socks

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
who is ym?

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
YM

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
You know, married to yd.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Vicky Pryce.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Life in Mars
Once the intelligent life on Mars is exposed and those people in charge of the shadow government that are preventing the actual discovery that NASA is totally capable of achieving are stopped. There will not ever be any problem with funding the role that NASA will play in technological development of the entire Earth, as a whole. It will no doubt receive any funding it needs to develop trade routes and diplomatic ties with the Martians (Not all Martians are evil). All one needs to do to prove to themselves that this is real is to actually look at, and study close-up, the HiRise images coming back from the Mars Observer from just the area around the base of Mt. Sharp, to realize there really is something there. Why NASA refuses to disclose this information is obvious, the "Black" or "Shadow" government in charge of the world is pulling their purse strings and they are refusing to allow NASA to release anything about the "Nephilim" creatures, which are real and quite possibly a threat to members of this "New World Order" , that wants control of this planet. The Pope just resigned, the prophecy is about to be fulfilled. The "End Times" are upon us, wake up. For further information, you can try this link:
www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.587982277897363.142375.100000567875198&type=1&l=49364fe6db Here I have collected hundreds of Images in several albums from the raw image files of the Curiosity rover and the HiRise Orbiter camera.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
He sure does seem to like rocks
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
"Not all Martians are evil"
Bloody leftie hand-wringers. Political correctness gone mad.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Trouble with all those pics is they give no sense of scale
so they could be fucking massive rocks or little rocks so its all well and good him saying look this one looks like a ruined building, but if its only a 2 foot high boulder the building would have been so small only Battered would have been able to use it.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)

rocks banjoleles
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
You see if there were pictures of George Formby standing on Mars
We would have a much better idea.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Needs MOAR lamppost

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Wow, that guy's fucking crazy.
The only thing I saw on the "raw" images was a rock formation that looked like a gigantic ballbag.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Avril Lavigne is just great isn't she!

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Bit complicated.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
What the hell

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)
avril lasagne

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I'M WITH YOU!

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Brilliant.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)
The day just gets better and better

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)
What do you expect?

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Something, anything..............just not this

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)
All your bosses paid me to start this thread
to increase productivity
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
WOT ACUNT

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
she can hardly work her hotmail

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)
She works hot males often

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
she wishes

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
No, cash only
£20 for head
£40 full sex
£60 anal
£100 bareback
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)
What I want bareback anal with an arse to mouth finish?

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Add it up

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Why is bareback dearer when I will undoubtedly catch AIDS?
Worst pricing structure ever.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
She just copied YM

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
By being dead and pushing up daisies?
Worst copy cat ever.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)

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daisies cocks
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Textbook.
Did you get your Peronies?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)
what do you think?

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)
I did not
I will do this evening
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Surely I should be entitled to a multibuy discount?

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Brand new customers only

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I was thinking more along the lines of paying for that chair she has on ebay

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
this





my head
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
I'm ill
On the plus side, since getting out of bed ten minutes ago, I haven't thrown up again.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Distemper??

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
No. I'm quite mild mannered.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)
+janitor

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)
fuck

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
+ janitor

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Too slow!

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Could beee!

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Ha!

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
+ ANDREW MARR!!!!!!

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)


(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)
The mirror ceiling really wasn't a good idea

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Ill ill or beer ill?

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)
ill ill.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
"there there"

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Thanks.
That means a lot.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Would you like a strugglesnuggle?

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Nah. I think I might go back to bed in a minute.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)


(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Fantastic.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)
>Great story, bro'.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I'm still laughing at this.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)
It really is rather good

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

25.media.tumblr.com/90c21342a17d5a54d75eca42ab5f47ee/tumblr_mf7pd42tVD1rs8immo1_400.gif
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)
hahaha

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)
'I like this!'

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)
That's from 30 Rock.
It's taken me this long to find it.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:16, Reply)
Yeah it's Tina Fey

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)
She accepts all major credit cards including American Express, Mastercard, Visa, Laser and probably some others

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)
LIES
Nowhere accepts Amex these days
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)
She's a successful multi national

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)
She's black?

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)
LYNOTT

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)
NORRIRISH

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I've just got off (the phone) with Nigella Lawson (I actually have).
I didn't have the heart to tell her Chompy is not sure he still 'would'
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)
CLANGGGG
oh, luvvie
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)
rofldropters

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Darling, you have NO idea.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)
The Nigella Lawson?
Or "A" Nigella Lawson?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)
THE.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)
It was that film I watched it last night \o/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKqSZ5KO2S0
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)
That's the one! Fucking masterpiece if you ask me.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I think you dropped this
















Name.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Did you give her my VD?

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Yup.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Hey, I'm not saying I wouldn't, just saying she'd have to ask nicely.
Was she a massive flirt?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)
She was disappointingly professional.
And not in 'that' way :o(
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Yeah well I once had to ring up Matthew Wright from the telly about a delivery
so fuck you.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Are you in the maternity department now?

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)
He is a massive Hawkwind fan and actually appears on one of their records.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I just wikid him, there's Nothing about John Leslie on the page. Shockingly.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
How odd that this was omitted.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
It even has a "controversies" section.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)
What about the paragraph that reads
Since 2000, Wright has hosted the daytime chat show The Wright Stuff for Channel Five. It was on his show in 2002 that Wright inadvertently revealed that the celebrity alleged to have raped Ulrika Jonsson was John Leslie, who was ultimately not charged in connection with the allegations. Wright and Leslie later made fun of the situation in the music video for the 2003 Bo' Selecta! Christmas single Proper Crimbo.

You blind twat
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)
ITS IN THE WRONG SECTION!

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)
YOU SAID "ON THE PAGE"

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)
YOU SAID "PLEASE STOP HITTING ME DEAR, PLEASE, I'M SORRY, I'LL BE A BETTER HUSBAND, I'M SORRY WAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhh"

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)
+"suppose a finger up Bottomy Bay is out too luv?"

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)
YOu know what
Her nails are long, I'm not sure the thought had even crossed my mind until the head shrinker asked
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)
SOMETHING ABOUT STICKING POUND COINS DOWN YOUR MISSUS KNICKERS!

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Yeh well Roger Taylor told me my band were good

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Duran Duran or Queen?

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Queen

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I prefer Duran Duran.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)
I prefer Susanna Reid

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I prefer Sian Williams to Susanna Reid.
Susanna cried when I told her this.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Tears of pure joy

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Tears is tears, innit?

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Nah Roger Taylor, the deaf plumber from Padstow

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
DATS DA DUY!

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)

i.imgur.com/V1aa0oJ.jpg
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1890603
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Hey Monty
Do you think The Buzzcock were England's best post-punk band?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)
nice trollin' bro

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)
it ain't Joy Division I can tell you that much

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)
I don't know much about post punk as I don't care for it.
The Buzzcocks certainly had an ear for a good tune, cf The Undertones, I suppose.

I've discovered a liking for Cockney Rejects recently, I never gave them a chance as a yout'.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Bebbeh!

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Steve Harley's outfit?
Didn't think they'd be to your taste, if I'm honest.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Was he wearing a three roper?

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:16, Reply)
I've just watched an episode of The Professionals
In the closing credits one of the characters was listed as 'Handsome Negro' given the character was given a name in the show, I find this surprising.

Right. Time to vomit again
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
You know what TV show I miss.
Stargate Universe.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)
I miss Space 1999.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Terrahawks!
You can't teach that.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)
There's an episode of Terrahawks in which Zelda starts MCing.
This is genuinely true.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Windsor Davies made that show.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)
No. The other one.
Gerry Anderson.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
THERES LOVELY

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:20, Reply)
I tried to watch some Blakes 7
It was really shit
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Faggot.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Shut up pissy pants YOUN ARE

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Pissy WALL. Get it right, you massive Gaylord.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)
ha ha

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Ha ha,
www.google.com/search?q=terrahawks+zelda+MCing&gs_l=heirloom-serp.3..0l2j0i22i30l8.2326.6619.0.7462.10.7.2.1.1.0.187.953.0j7.7.0...0.0...1c.1.589RtaXusFc&oq=terrahawks+zelda+MCing
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Prick.
Item 3:
www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&sclient=psy-ab&q=terrahawks+zelda+rapping&oq=terrahawks+zelda+rapping&gs_l=hp.3...1656.8922.0.9391.28.15.1.3.3.2.1766.9469.0j2j1j4j3j1j1j1j2.15.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1.5.psy-ab.tKWWrAWc4-Q&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.43287494,d.d2k&fp=7f557d56038fe934&biw=777&bih=340

Zelda & The Musoids go head to head with Kate Kestrel in a song contest. From the episode 'Play it Again, Sram' - described as a 'goofy funk-rap number'
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:16, Reply)
link fail

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:20, Reply)
works for me

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:22, Reply)
THATS OK THEN ISNT IT?

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:23, Reply)
YES

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Oh, ok then

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Yeah I liked that too
There's no space exploration sci fi on at the moment. Sad times. Very indicative of the general mood, space sci fi is about exploration, hope, getting out there, being better. None of that going on.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Still at your desk?
I'm in the pub.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)
YES
cries
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:16, Reply)
I beat you at life.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)
I kill you

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)
How can you tell?
Did you smash your head on a bar stool?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)
I thin you and I have spent enough time drinking together to know I certainly know what a pub is.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Is it wear you cruise for boys?

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:19, Reply)
K

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:19, Reply)
+O

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:19, Reply)
I thin you!

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Thats a fat

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Fattered

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Lame.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:21, Reply)
F+

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:21, Reply)
+ A new

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Hucklols

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Unbelievably, I want to go out tonight.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:23, Reply)

go come
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)
I have to behave this evening as have to be in Harrow in a suit 2mozzo v early

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Saturday morning magistrate lols.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Do you want hair on that minge?

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)
I like to plan ahead.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)
+financially

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:32, Reply)
In idel!

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:22, Reply)
hat as ucking hit.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:23, Reply)
lols

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Ucking well done.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Oh man they're making an Enders game film.
I bet they have to really really tone it down. In the book a 12 year old kills to other school children on the first page.
He is rewarded for this.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Oh man cool, is Pete Beale in it?

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)
I Pete Beale you

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)
You're as funny and original as Sportscow

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1891591
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Albert Square will really translate well to high end gaming

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)
You're as funny and original as Monty

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:26, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1891591
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Somebody do that one where dirty den kills that cab driver with a finger stuck in his gob.

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Harrison Ford is in it, so IT MUST BE GOOD
www.imdb.com/title/tt1731141/
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Luke now seems to be a Sith
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21713361
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:28, Reply)
I like how the final sub-heading is "Big Whoop de Do"
Looks real-ish though.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:32, Reply)
I genuinely don't understand why the internet seems so excited/furious about the film
I read the book recently, it's alright, for a kids novel. Nothing too special, just nerdy kid beats up the other kids and becomes space command....oh yeah that's why they all like it.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:39, Reply)
hahaha

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)
I started a new thread.
You should definitely go and look.

Except Dozer. He probably shouldn't look.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:40, Reply)

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