When I was a boy, Canadian relatives used to send us a hamper of food each Christmas.
Every year there would be these gorgeous-lookinhg massive bright red apples - which tasted like balsa wood.

Fucking rubbish. Still the oilcan of grade I maple syrup was always good, as was the blueberry jam.

True story, se'sly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:06, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

csb

( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:07, Reply)

canada sucks butt?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)

red apples are shit, FACT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)

^ THIS

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)

er no
braeburns. best of all teh apples.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Red apples are gash.
mr b3th prefers braeburns as well.

You are both wrong.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:13, Reply)

I agree with you

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:14, Reply)

I like Breaburns, I mean those proper full on red fuckers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:16, Reply)

like a red delicious?
hmmm. mostly you are right, the texture can be mushy. but sometimes you find a truly glorious one, and it kicks green arse.

however, overall, BRAEBURN.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:19, Reply)

I have Two cherry trees that produce the sweetest black cherries
The preserves that are made from them are outstanding
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)

I had a little nut tree, nothing would it bear.
Save a silver nutmeg and a golden pear.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)

this sounds a bit Jimmy Hill

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)

I'd be happy with one of those.
I'd become a golden pear magnate.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)

I gave all the fruit to the King of Spain's daughter.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:13, Reply)

POIDH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Here is one of Mrs Tangle greeting the King of Spain's daughter.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Shit
Well it looks as though I owe you an apology.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:21, Reply)

S'ok Teeaitch, it is kind of hard to believe.
That's why I took the picture.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Amazing to think that you took that on an iPhone

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Instagram really is great is';t it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Bloody Instagram hipster

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:31, Reply)

In your own time, ham-hands.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Oops, soz bro. I should'a trusted you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:23, Reply)

More lies
*shakes head*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:16, Reply)