Bath water up the fanny anyone?
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1704952-To-ask-is-there-any-way-to-stop-this-TMI
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:49, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh my...
That Russian bird with the weightlifting fanny is something else though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBREATHESHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( Peej, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)

My eyes!
My beautiful eyes!

Someone pass the mindbleach.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Hahaha
Conclusive proof right here. Men are the superior gender.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Sweet fairy Jesus
I didn't need that at ALL.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Fucking hell

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)

It's a tricky wank without pictures.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Oh come on, use your imagination.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Can those of you with experience give me some tips for avoiding this phenomena at a water park? About 20 mins after getting off one ride, I can be standing in line for the next one, when I feel a relentless trickly running down my legs. I can't exactly get to the end of a ride and then do a squat, whoosh thing before stepping out, right in front of the viewing platforms.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)

hahaha
oh god, this isn't what i needed at work.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)

I have tears. Not had tears of laughter for years.
I am getting some very strange looks from the poles.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Well I must say, I've never heard a woman complain about this before
Is this a thing that happens? Or rather, is it actually a problem?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)

They don't talk about it to men, I reckon
nobody wants us to know about the whole flappy windsock post birth thing until it's too late to make a clean getaway.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Mrs Hats has been extremely vocal about what having two children has done to her body
and she has never mentioned this.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Mrs Hats must be pretty young, right?
She's probably more elastic than the sort of saggy forty somethings at mumsnet.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

This is the most complimentary thing anyone has ever said about my wife
Speaking of which, Imma ask her.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Ask her to show you using a rubber band.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Perhaps she has avoided hooverfanny, then.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

If she can sit on a bar stool without sliding down it,
she's probably okay.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Are you saying mumsnet are LIARS?
Jesus fuck, Twosie, they'll have your fucking balls. You'll be strung up by the scrotum in a heartbeat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)

I'll take my chances
There's a principle at stake
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

You know 'the trickle' after you've done the shake and then put away?
Imagine that, but more of a gush, and anything up to twenty minutes after exiting the loo.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Wait.... You've experienced this?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

No, I fucking haven't.
However, I have a brain, and an imagination.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Hey, I understand HOW it could happen
I just find it strange that I've gone 36 years without EVER hearing a woman talk about this.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)

I've never heard a woman talking about it either.
This could be because I don't have many female friends (at least, not ones with babies), or because despite what you may believe, we don't spend all out time together comparing stories about twats.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)

why tell stories when you can roll back and flash the gash?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)

I've spoken about vaginas, at length, with several women in my time
And it's never come up. Far more disgusting things have though...which is why I find this odd.
What I'm saying is, I think it's not really a big deal, and this girl had gotten a bee in her bonnet. So to speak.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:09, Reply)

I bet something else came up, though.
Eh? Eh?
*nudges*
*winks*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Don't be silly. B3th doesn't bathe.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

sponge bath innit
well it'd more of a janitors mop, but you know
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)

I have honestly never heard of this before

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

I'm being forcibly and repeatedly reminded
of a sea-cave in a storm.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Oof.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Yeah right!
This is all very odd. What about when women go swimming? This doesn't sit right with me.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Do you ever do that form of swimming when you lie on your back and swim feet-first? I bet they don't do that.
Drag, see?
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)

I can't do any swimming on my back.
Couple of reasons...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:09, Reply)

your blow hole is on your back and...?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)

oof

( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)

+H
TESCO POPE LOZ
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)

unless your chebs are made of something really odd
shouldn't they make it harder to swim on your front?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)

i think they slide around the slides then sink

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I can't really swim that well anyway, tbh.
But the flotation devices do make it a bit more difficult.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Women are weird
I've said it before and I'll say it again; the second they stop looking and feeling the way they do, I'm going gay.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)

I'm waiting...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Yeah go on then

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Every day.
Every single day, I find another new reason to NEVER have children.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Everyday i find another reason why i love having a child :p

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:04, Reply)

It must be helpful being able to use your wife
to skim the algae off the pool.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:09, Reply)

I don't get this soz you wasted your wit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)

I this why women "squirt"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Every time a woman in my office walks past I am automatically picturing them with water running down their legs.

This is not good.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)

you have a bath in your office?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Doesn't everyone?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)

In most workplaces they call that 'a sink'.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)

And what are the voices telling you to do?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)

I'm too busy trying not to laugh to listen to them.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)

That Mumsnet crowd are no better than beast of the field.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Yeah, that's why you love 'em, you slag.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:16, Reply)

They're probably easier to housetrain than you, though.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:18, Reply)