I bought a pack of croissants today, rather than buying one fresh everyday
Turns out the quality in these is rather poor, so I'll go back to buying fresh ones everyday. First world problem, right there.

I'm rather hungover, and very tired. Aside from that, not too bad thanks, had an excellent weekend.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:29, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

do you know how much butter is in one croissant?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Still healthier than a breakfast bap.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)

this is very poor reasoning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Needs MOAR balcony and car

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)

The alternative is eating nothing atm

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)

I don't think you are supposed to put them up your bottom first.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:35, Reply)

pain au chocolat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:42, Reply)

A "smug" worth?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)

ANSWER ME THIS:
Living as we do in a world in which a cup of tea on the front of a box of tea has to be described as a ‘serving suggestion’ – and in which a jar of peanut butter has to announce that it ‘contains nuts’ – HOW ON EARTH are ‘all butter croissants’ permitted EH? Surely ‘all butter’ croissants would have to be simply a lump of butter? I mean EH?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Damn those EU bureaucrats!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Some are made with a mix of butter and margarine.
I'm sure you could have worked this out.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Both styles also contain, I am guessing, flour.
THEREFORE they are not in any way ALL butter: I've written to Nigel Farage about this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:40, Reply)

the part that should be butter IS all butter and not margerine
hthxx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:42, Reply)

I'm afraid not.
It's misleading, I am the customer AND I DEMAND SOME KIND OF COMPENSATION.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:43, Reply)

*crashes airplane*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)

*sends all butter bot dog*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)

I've always wanted to try tinned croissants

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)

I've had those ones out of a tube, they're shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)

They're 'Pringles'
HTH
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I found them in the bin outside Gonz's, I didn't know they did sushi flavour.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:40, Reply)

*boaks*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)

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(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)

I made the terrible mistake of buying low fat croissants once
Basically, imagine a croissant that's made with no butter whatsoever.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Try as I might, I can''t.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)

No, it's probably best you don't

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Well, good, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:43, Reply)