Tell me about the last funeral you went to.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:11, 39 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

it was last week and very sombre.
You prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

i'm going to one next week
urgh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Few months ago, a good friend of mine. Awful day.
Are you expecting some LOLworthy replies?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Not particularly.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Are you hoping for some stepping opportunities?
Because you could just call Scaryduck a paedocunt again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

I'm on my 'last chance' according to my last stepping. So no.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

I'm still confused as to how they can properly ban someone
I mean, they can shut down your account, even stop anyone creating a new one with the name "Battered" but can they actually prevent you from just signing up under another name?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Not sure. Rory's the expert on that.
Possibly something to do with the IP address? Dunno.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)

I imagine there's a very clever computer-based thingy that I wouldn't comprehend even if it was explained to me in crayon
Like the way they apparently banned the entire country of South Africa from joining just to deter Bou
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)

You can blacklist IPs, ranges of IPs, usernames and e-mail addresses I would think.
iirc they once had to block an entire South African IP range to stop one person.

There are ways round all of those also, I would think, VPN/TOR and so on.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

IP block
However most domestic IP addresses aren't static and change every few hours. So unless it's a business internet a/c that's no use anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)

There you go Battered, go nuts

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I know this because to get into the back end of our site we have to log our IP addresses with the developers.
Fine here in the office but if you're working from home you tend to only get a few hours before you have to re-register. It's fucking annoying - and if you ask your provided for a static IP they say no.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

They can make it a hassle if you ain't technical, such as blocking your email / IP / putting a cookie down.
But in reality it'd be like banning someone from McDonalds.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)

I've actually never been to a funeral
My family are elves.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Ha ha
Cavy will be after you now
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

That girl is insatiable
If you whisper "muster the Rohirrim" in her ear while you're banging her she lets you put the balls in
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Clickin dis.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)

They don't call her 'Cavey' for nothing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)

DAMN YOU BOYCE
I was quite pleased with that post and you've gone and done a better one. You reprehensible curmudgeon.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

No
You're a bit of a nosey shit aint you?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Not keen on funerals
but I do love a good, well-catered wake.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Last one I went to had these sausages that were covered in a honey glaze
Fucking delicious.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

I got sent home to put some smart trousers on.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)

smart
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I've only been to two.
The last one was my ex's mum (not *that* ex whose ghastly shit-stirring Greek mother is most definitely alive). She died of leukemia. Prof Kenny Martin had nothing to do with it OK?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)

You think?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)

It was a few years ago, six year old cousin's funeral
It wasn't a good day
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Death of a child. Terrible.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)

My best friend's Dad.
Funeral was incredibly distressing, hearing his son wail at the end being a particularly difficult bit.

So we did the best thing we could, and got absolutely shithoused at the wake.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)

it was my friends dad's. He had commited suicide
it was loltastic
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I'm going to Megazone later for my nephew's birthday party
I am ludicrously excited by this prospect
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Alright, calm down Bartleby.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

I was halfway through laughing and composing a suitably Savile-tastic response
when I remembered it's my nephew's party, and felt violated. I'll see you in court.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)

inappropriate reply lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Sounds like something from a shitty 80s film.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

It's TGB's birthday today
We should commemorate this by singing "Happy Birthday" into a cavernous, worryingly moist hole
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)