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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning.
Ever wanted to ask your parents a question but been too afraid to ask it? What's the question?

Alt: which are worse: catholics or muslims?

AltAlt: Does she need a poo or has she found her G-spot? www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_health/703251-Terrified-about-lump-in-vaginal-canal
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 7:48, 158 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
no

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 7:53, Reply)
Alright Frank

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 7:56, Reply)
cunt

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:16, Reply)
Yes: Where's the biscuits?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 7:56, Reply)
Ohhhh man I totes want a biscuit now :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 7:58, Reply)
No question springs to mind
alt:Muslims

alt:alt: Maybe MV got to her
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 7:57, Reply)
As a new parent, do you actually find anything useful on mumsnet?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 7:58, Reply)
No. My wife hates it. We know some other people who have found it useful.
I just have a morbid fascination with the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:00, Reply)
Don't you mean your dear wife?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:00, Reply)
Well she does cost me a fortune.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:01, Reply)
+ from Thailand

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)
I'm sure most of the posters a trolling on mumsnet

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:01, Reply)
Imagine if some of the people in here gave out paternal advice...and someone followed it.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:02, Reply)
Fuck you, I'm a good dad

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:04, Reply)
I am a good father.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:04, Reply)
MARLON BRANDO!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:06, Reply)
ANDREW MARRS!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:05, Reply)
I am your father

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:09, Reply)
NOOOOOOOO! !!!!!
something something Forest Moon of Endor.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:11, Reply)
Crackhouse (late of this parish) fucking loves Mumsnet.
I think she does so for the car-crashy-nightmariness of it all, though. I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:41, Reply)
My sister loves it too.
I have no desire to find out which bit she posts in.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:49, Reply)
She's Battered''s mate with the poo-spot.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:03, Reply)
Yes Battered I do like photography.
I'm a Nikon fan myself and I am currently using a D7000 but will probably upgrade soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:05, Reply)
*makes drinky hand sign*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:11, Reply)
why does photography chat always end up as gearwank :(

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)
Ha ha is this your mumsnet login?
loopylou6 Wed 11-Feb-09 23:59:01
"you're gonna be shocked now, BUT could it be poo? Do me a favour, after you have had a bowel movent, check if the lump is still there"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:18, Reply)
nope
Alt: not sure, be interest2d to see the respective death tolls.

Neither, privacy a cyst of some kind in other news I think I'm now gay.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:19, Reply)
I heard sleeping with Cavy will do that to a man

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)
no other woman will ever be good enough.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:26, Reply)
What does your girlfriend think about this revelation?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:31, Reply)
He's very relieved.
Good old Darth.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:40, Reply)
Not very keen on the way your sig follows that statement.
Just sayin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:39, Reply)
I've just had a email from someone who's surname is Sofat

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:28, Reply)
Arabic no doubt was her first name Yamamma

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:31, Reply)
HOW FAT WAS HIS SURNAME????

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)
Morning.
Where's the money?

Alt: I don't judge people by group.

Altalt: Maybe it's a pea?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:30, Reply)
Are you saying tht everyone here isn't an autistic virgin with personal hygiene issues?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:37, Reply)
I'm saying there will be varying degrees of each of these characteristics from one user to another.
Some may be very high on the autistic spectrum, but relatively clean, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:44, Reply)
I have heard chompy doesn't smell too bad

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:47, Reply)
I assumed he smells like a hospital.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Vomit and disinfectant

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:50, Reply)
I'M SEEING THEM AT INFEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:08, Reply)
I don't work in a hospital.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:58, Reply)
But you do smell like one?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:58, Reply)
I smell like victory.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Only if victory smells like a branch of Subway

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:00, Reply)
My sandwiches today are homemade (sortof) pastrami with chopped pickles and capers and smoked paprika in mayo.
So go fuck yourself.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:02, Reply)
That's really not going to make you smell any better

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:04, Reply)
Sorry I can't understand you over the terrible jealousy.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:13, Reply)
"Ether, liquorice and chloroform"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victory_V
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:02, Reply)
I know.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:00, Reply)
Is there a history of heart disease in the family as my arm is tingling.
All religions and retarded

Someone probably shat in her cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:37, Reply)
Hey guys tell us all about your destroyed minges
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_health/1597449-Calling-all-Raggedies-the-THIRD-Ragged-Bits-thread-Childbirth-injuries-sphincter-problems-fistulae-all-welcome
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:38, Reply)
I destroyed your mum's minge last night.
/obvious
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:47, Reply)

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/childrens_health/1692141-Panicking-a-bit-Im-worried-DD-has-damaged-herself-with-a-massive-poo
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)
Not that I can remember
Alt. Catholics

AltAlt. Its from 2009, shes probably dead now
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:42, Reply)
A white midget Sikh just walked past me...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:44, Reply)
I've asked YOUR parents plenty of etc etc
Morning
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:49, Reply)
Morning
My 24hr AIDS has passed and I feel much better
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:52, Reply)
It's probably cancer then.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:54, Reply)
let's hope so xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:54, Reply)
This place has changed you man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)
Rubbish!
I bet you ten quid he's always been a witless turd.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)
At least it's not Alzheimer's!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:55, Reply)
Keep it up, someone may laugh one day x

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)
At least it's not Alzheimer's!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:00, Reply)
*looks at Give-a-shit-ometer*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)
*says hello to Captain Giveafuck*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:00, Reply)
Don't listen Nakers
I'm glad you're back to full bent spastic operating standards
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:01, Reply)
Catholics.
Fenian scum.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Hey Battered.
When you were banging on about Chompy being a hypocrite yesterday for not wanting pictures of naked men on his screen, I was reminded of somebody who spent several months following another poster about the site as part of a vendetta against them for posting a picture on off topic - b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1373745
I'm just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:00, Reply)
A-ZING-a-zang-a-zong for a hol-ee-day.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:02, Reply)
I think we are all occasionally hypocritical online.
Luckily everything we ever say is preserved for someone else to link to at some point in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:04, Reply)
I am pure as the driven white snow

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)
I pride myself on being wholly inconsistent, and am more than happy to switch my so-called stance on any number of subjects to suit the purposes of argument.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:10, Reply)
agreed
and for the record I thought what battered said to purple doris was abhorrant
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:23, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)
I've spent the last three evenings rhinestoning a T-shirt for this weekend
*braces*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:02, Reply)
I think this may be beyond piss taking tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:03, Reply)
Then I serve NO PURPOSE!!!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Ok ok...
Something about Kenny Rodgers up to his spurs in you
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Oh thank god
Insulting validation
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:09, Reply)
Won't you look like a walking vajazzle?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:12, Reply)
I'm hoping have the cast of TOWIE will try to plow me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:20, Reply)
Still not got my TV by the way people.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:20, Reply)
sorry i can't hear you over the terrible jealousy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:24, Reply)
It's almost like you expect it's actually coming.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:24, Reply)
I got a very nice flatscreen delivered. It just wasn't the one I ordered...

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:25, Reply)
That said I didn't open the box...

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)
Why didn't you keep it, then?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)
I ordered the one up, 40 inch rather than the 32, they said they'd swap it over but they only arranged a collection.
They are fucking spastics and really innefficient, but I don't think they're con artists.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:27, Reply)
I do, I'm afraid.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:28, Reply)
:(
I will do some shouting.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)
Mention 'distance selling regulations' and the 'sale of goods act'.
I fucking hate it when cunts do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)
I already have.
The people on the phone are perfectly fine and are embarrassed and frustrated by the fuck ups, but unless they physically go down to the warehouse and pick it up and put it on a van there's not much they can do.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)
Haha you are shit at buying electrical products haha

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)
:(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)
I ordered a 42" LG TV online at a very good price and it arrived the next day
HTH
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Then insist they do that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)
I for one am hugely surprised by this revelation.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)
I think I'm still drunk, because I've just laughed quite loudly at an image that really isn't that funny
imgur.com/gallery/KFBn65b

Alt: Catholics
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:28, Reply)
It really isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Oh man, I well need a poo

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)
I've not pooed for 36 hours

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:38, Reply)
It's about half that time for me but my bumhole is twitching and ready for action

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:40, Reply)
I wouldn't say that while Darth is around

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:40, Reply)
I'm doing a poo right now.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:40, Reply)
I have just pooed

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:42, Reply)
i will poo at some point today i suspect

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)
I'm on the cusp of a veritable poo-nami.
I ate about 600g of super-spicy lentil dal for my supper last night*


*payday tomorrow innit
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Pay day was yesterday \o/
got a cheap easter weekend with the in laws, so I might buy some trousers. more news as it happens
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Not more red ones?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)
nah need some work trousers
although I may get some pink trousers for the summer
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)
I just cricked my neck nodding to a colleague.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Wimp

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Was the colleague asking if naked ape was a bent spastic?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

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