Oh and you'll all be happy to hear that I've been roped into going to see fucking Rocky Horror in milton keynes.
Now i'm being told I HAVE TO dress up.

I CANT FUCKING WAIT IT'LL BE AWESOME I'M SURE YOU ALL AGREE!!!!!!!!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:49, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's funny because you have to do what your girlfriend tells you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)

It's not my girlfriend who told me that.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)

But she will be the one who enforces it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Nope, I doubt she'll want me to cross dress at all, it freaks her nut out.
I think I'll find another character to dress as.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Go as Rocky
lol
( Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)

isn't it all cross dressing?
why did you even say yes to going?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Never seen it, £10 tickets on discount
friends from london are coming up. Probably a funish night.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)

i still wouldn't go
But i wouldn't be friends with anyone bent enough to want to go
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)

I think you'd enjoy it, sounds alright to me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)

these people are all miserable cunts for sure PP

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)

I donno man, why would a miseryguts wanna do such a thing? Sounds like they're up for a lol.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)

I think we're all behind you 100% in this great sounding endeavour

( Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Excellent, lets all go dancing!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)

My mate goes to fancy dress parties as Frankenfurter
Makes me feel sick just to look at him
( Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Go as Brad pre-corruption.
Nice and safe.
( Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)

I think that's what I'll go for.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Just don't go
Save yourself 2 hours of cringing at that pile of fucking bollocks
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)

If it's not his missus making him go
then I don't see why he's going at all.

He obviously loves it and is pretending not to in front of all the straight guys.
( Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Even I wouldn't go
ME
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)

I've seen it once, many years ago, when I was about 19
It was truly shite
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)

It really fucking is
Now I love a decent musical, I've no objection to trashy humour and cheap gags, and attempts at subversive culture usually make me grin at least. It should be right up my street alley. Which gives you a good idea of just how fucking awful it is.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)

they'll all know the words and be standing up dancing and shit
and if you don't stand up you'll have some guy's thong flossed arse a foot in front of your face
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Some cunt threw rice at me and squirted me with a water pistol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)

that wasn't water or a water pistol sporters
I know that, you know that. Stop repressing the past
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)

I thought he was asking for my car keys

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)

So the same as his missus's works night out, then

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)

DR SCOTT!

( Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Go as a character from a decent fucking musical or film
In fact, go in a T-shirt saying "this is a bag of shit"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)

no such thing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Go as John Mclaine in a vest with a zippo and a gun
Then claim that you misread the invite.
( Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)

JUST DON'T FUCKING GO

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Go as john mccririck after he's had a stroke

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)

ANDREW MARR!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)

This is also what I find amusing about this
says the guy who's not only going to a musical but actually bought the tickets :(
( Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)

that's why he has to suck her cock in public

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)

oof

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)

HahahahaHAHAHAAHAHAHAHhahahahahahhAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Rocky horror
Milton Keynes
Dressing up

Fuck me, what a pile of fucking shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Here's a list of things to take
if you want to get in to it full retard www.rockyhorror.com/participation/proplist.php
( Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)

I've never seen this film
But after reading that I can only assume that anyone who has watched it is a pervert and a menace to society, much like Jimmy Savile
( Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Correct

( Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Seriously though, and lets just be serious for a moment, and be serious
But every single one of those activities sounds like the kind of thing only a cunt would do
( Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Also correct

( Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)