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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yeah whatever.
How many sexual partners have you had?

Alt: If I stomp Lighty will that make him sad?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:34, 161 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
How many does your mum count as?
EDIT: FIRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST, although i doubt i was first on your mum, it was like someone had blown a hole in the side of a horse down there
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)
oh bravo.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
rofling happily here

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)
officelolz
or should that be orificelolz...
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)
horsemortarlols

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I heard she gets followed by homeless men singing "We are family, it was your mum, your sister and me".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Here, where's Gonz's picture gone from the PP?
Has the Hand Of B3th been at work again?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Which picture? The one of the magazine?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Yeah, the totally SFW picture.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:42, Reply)
are you serious? do you really want to know?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Not really, I just wanted to talk about something other than turds.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)
well, I've had a very busy morning, would you like to hear about that?
I can leave out the bowel movement section if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Yeah, go on then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I was really busy.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Tell me more

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
training the new menu in to another site we've got.
The manager there was so disorganised it was painful. Proper running about like a loon trying to get it all done. But got to give the chefs credit, they were excellent, food was spot on. The team were lovely too, asked some questions, got involved. Really enjoyed it if not a bit bonkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Do they use a kitchen management system such as Micros?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
I've used micros in the past, but not these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
I think I'd rather talk about my shit
Allow me to answer this for everyone else; "More than Darth"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Alt: Nope

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Good.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Alt:
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)
alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)
More than gonz
1
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)
YD?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2299764/Professional-sobbers-charge-45-attend-strangers-funerals-pretend-mourn.html?ITO=socialnet-facebook-dailymail
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)
surely it started thousands of years ago when pharohs, roman emporers etc would have processions of mourners

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)
I've slept with infinite women.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Or they seemed that big, at any rate.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)
That's no forest moon of Endor

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)
*something about a photon torpedo and an exhaust port*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Just below the main port
/wrongholelols
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)
"IT'S A TRAP! "

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)
*something about a Sarlacc and endless pain*

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Thats no moon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)
LOL what's a 'sexual partner'?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)
someone you've chucked your muck up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)
I haven't shoveled dirt into anyone? Why would I do that

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)
High five to you too sc

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)
His girlfriend sexted you?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Five people eh Sporters?
More than me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)
don't ask theo,
It'll just be the sex hat debacle all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I still don't know what kind of hat I'm meant to be wearing
I'm never going to do sex again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)
hush theo, just hold me.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)
None in the last three months

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)
I'm listening to Led Zepplin - Rock and Roll
and I thought of you :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I was putting a book down
and I thought of him
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
you mean you were hurling at the desk in a fit of west country rage?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I was pastie myself with rage

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I Kernow-t believe how angry you got

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
i wish monty were here, he'd get this
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
loney loney loney loney...... Time
do you feel validated now
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:35, Reply)
yes, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Do really fat people count as 2?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)
yes!
*doubles total in head*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Are you calling your missus a hambeast?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)
What he married Lokseys Ex?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)
A bready made partner

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
If they were all in your head
they don't count, sorry.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)
better than all being in "the park"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)
It's offensive to refer to Clapham Common
as a park.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Actually define "sexual partner"
Are we talking full penetration or anything involving genitals?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)
"anything involving genitals" is a frankly terrifying sentence

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)
I once kicked Andy Cole in the balls
does that mean he has been my sexual partner :o(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Fucking deserves it
Seeking his fortune elsewhere instead of slogging it away in our reserves until he became good, the cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Nobody deserves to have been my sexual partner :o(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)
who hasn't, hh?
who hasn't?

Except Cole himself. He tried to kick himself in the balls but shanked it out for a throw-in.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
As you can imagine, I've had sex with many, many people
But it would be vulgar to put an actual number to it. Let's just say, it's LOADS, and they all LOVED it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)
hey twoey.
The ladypig wants to go to stupid Wales now instead of the Isle of Wight, so I might not be coming to see you. Soz. Come to London.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Yeah between the 30th of May and 2nd of June
Then we can all be big gay buddies
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)
we can each be a panel in a real life SBP.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)
OH BOY
Then we'd hit the big time
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)
You need to ditch her, mate
Nah, that's alright. It's not like Oxford's that far....I should get off my fat arse and come see you.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)
it's like an hour and a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Man, that's like....well....
an hour and a bit, as you said.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)
convince her that she really needs to go to the splendor
of the Isle of Dogs
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)
this guys very funny
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1915126
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)
you're better I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)
why have we got two naked apes, nakers?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)
this one is rory, as in the original rory

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Isn't aw also the original Rory?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
yeah but this is THE rory account if that matters at all

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)
sssssshh he hasn't figured that one out yet

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Truth be told Nakers
We all call him names behind his back and have secret b4shes which we don’t invite him too & nobody likes him.
And he has a shit face so I was told
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I've heard he looks like a estate agent and talks like a pikey.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
too far fuck face, too fucking far

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)
He'll tarmac your drive then sell it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)
no not that bit, the estate agent bit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:04, Reply)
the truth hurts man

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
As /offtopics resident stud muffin I've had more holes in one than Ian Poulter
May not be telling 100% truth
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)
To be honest, I'm not particularly proud of the number of parters I've had.
quite a few of the early ones really weren't all "that"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)
+ human

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I'm pretty sure they were all human.
pretty sure, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Is that why you still look guiltily
at the Sunday roast chicken?????
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
breathing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)
this^
I was a total slag as a younger cow

Good fun though. I'd have fucked the crack of dawn if I was up early enough
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Aye, I was a bit of a fucking disgrace at Uni.
Oh well. Better that than never getting any.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
I worked at Newcastle Uni for 4 years aged 18-22
\o/
Oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Oh my fucking life
you must have been up to the chin in blart and breathing through a snorkel.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
I whittled a few bed posts, it must be said

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
I turned mine in to matchsticks

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Yes but this was your bed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Battered earlier
www.kazak.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Giant-Match.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)
The 'wonder years' as I like to call them.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
It was savage, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
The womb years

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Mostly because I wonder how it is that I've got away without any illegitimate children
or serious diseases, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)
it's funny you say that badger, i never knew how to broach the subject with you but...but
I'm your son
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
unlucky.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)
And I'm getting a brother/sister!
my friend gave birth today to a 9lb 7.5oz boy, that's pretty big
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)
why is it unlucky, cos I'm going to go prematurely bald?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)
No, it means YM is a dead chicken

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Working as a mortician had its perks eh

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
NO-ONE HAS ANSWERED MY QUESTION ABOUT GENITALS

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
No one cares.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
I NEED THE PARAMETERS OF THE QUESTION ADEQUATELY EXPLAINED TO ME

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
How many people have you inserted your penis in to?
Vaginal and anal.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
See below

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Cock needs to be in vagina or anus

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Oh.
Then three.

Are you sure we can't change that to include mouth? The number fucking skyrockets then!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Taking doesn't count

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Oh. Then three.

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
That is truly pathetic.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)
It would be if one of them wasn't Ms Foxtrot

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)
What about blow hole?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Well there was the twins from funhouse
Jet from gladiators 75% of the Corrs, the fit one in B*witched, Princess Anne's daughter, all of Eternal, the chick with 1 and a half arms off cbeebies, Rachel Riley and 7 of Montys mums.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Lies
No fit one in B*witched

Also, why didn't you fuck Andrea Corr?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)
the curly haired one was alright

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)
You are clearly thinking of Cast

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)
no one likes to think of cast

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
OfficeRoffle

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)
There's no need to remind us of that musical atrocity

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Cos the bloke gave head

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
multi-clicks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)
POTD
Just for the inclusion of the 'chick with 1 and a half arms'
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)
She has a little finger stump on her arm
I bet she could stumpwank you with it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)
I always think of it as an extra nipple
then i wonder if you can milk her arm
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
I could milk her arm

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)
I heard she had him stumped

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Since the wife stopped putting out I bet your right hand has developed calluses
like jimmy hendrix and slash put together
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)
'scuse me while I kiss this guy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Hey JOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
I'm saving myself for marriage.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)
When is OG making you propose?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Not long now then eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)
I don't like this joke :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Mme you mean

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)
This is a bit useful for some people
www.moneysavingexpert.com/tax-calculator/
works out the tax you'll pay next year based on standard PAYE
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Ouch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Yep, even with my 1% pay increase I'm £20 a month down.
Not the end of the world but for fucks sake how much more do they want to squeeze us.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)
that's ojne less dance with the mrs :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:26, Reply)
I don't like my tax bill : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)
I'll swap it for mine...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)
I'm £5 a month better off ! yay !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Nope, I'm £24/month better off !
Yay !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)
62,476.

(_Battered_, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Very greggarious

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)

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