i hope you trim off your clagnuts before seeing her

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:53, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

of course not
that's her job innit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)

I always wonder about women who do waxing
and nurses who do smears.
You couldn't pay me enough to go rooting around in someone else's knickers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)

said teh long term unemployed woman

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:05, Reply)

i wonder how they dare do it the first time
i mean, you are smearing boiling hot wax onto someone's very delicate bits and then ripping it off to take their hair out at the roots. that is nerve racking stuff right there. apart from all the shit that you don't want to see, also right there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

I imagine if you panic the first time you just pour the hot wax right up her chuffter and then run out while everyone's screaming

( Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)

imagine getting it off again once it's set
shudder

i once sent bailiffs into an acupuncture place. the therapists shat themselves and ran, so the bailiffs wandered around securing goods, doing what bailiffs do best. after a while, a curtain opened, and a naked man wandered out, stuck chock-full of needles somewhere, asking plaintively when his therapist would be back to take them out.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Just bath your lowers in some cold water, then hop out, squat over a mixing bowl and push, you'll soon give birth to a beautiful wax baby

( Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

They take them off first I think
You don't have to lean them against a wall while you stuff a hand down their pants
I mean you can
but you don't have to
( Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

You seem to know a lot about this sort of thing Theo.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)

not necessarily
some places make you pull them to one side, some places give you paper ones, some make you wave everything nekkid in the breeze.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)

like seaweed in a current

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I would've thought having anything on there would just get in the way of a good WACS
but I dunno I always just do mine with a lighter and a baby bio squirter full of brandy
( Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)

it depends how bare you are going, i think

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)

A full Al

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:10, Reply)

There's a more bare than bare? How nude is it possible to go? Do they take off the top few layers of skin too, like a hyperactive grave digger?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)

you know
sometimes it feels as if they really, really do
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)

It's when they get the ladle out, that's when you run

( Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)

cos ur sexi nd u noe it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)

i was going to describe what she does then
but have thought better of it. let's just say, she's a wrong'un.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

's a fingers me in the
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)

no
no ass-play
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)

you're SO vanilla

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)

every time
you say this with surprise

how's momobird? have you got him a new egg to fuck rather furtively for easter?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)

No wonder Gregg's hat bebbe gave you the heave-ho

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)

he didn't really
i told him not to contact me again. which has worked for... 6 days now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)

have you ever got the feeling that you're completely wasting your time with him ...

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)

no, i think it's entirely healthy and fulfilling

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)

6 days? What the actual fuck?
Thought he'd got the heave months ago - again.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)

he did
he came back

he heaved

he came back

i heaved

he came back

lather, rinse, repeat

but this time it's OVER.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)