what the actual fuck?
i dated someone who kept chickens once. i found them quite endearing. although worryingly happy to sit and peck at my diet coke can for about 2 hours, not bothered that it wasn't edible, not bothered that they weren't getting anywhere, just repetitively peckpeckpecking.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:45, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

sounds like Battered's pandering of you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

hahahahaha
it's so funny because it's so true
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

drinking diet coke is stupidier than pecking at the tin for two hours

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

you cunt
i googled the diabetes thing after you said that.

now i'm feeling thirsty ALL THE TIME and i hate you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

This could explain your obesity

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

i don't have obesity
the internet says so
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Yes. Everything you read online is true isn't it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

exactly
plus my bmi is "normal", and we all know how reliable bmi is
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Slightly more than Easyjet?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)

it's funny because the sugar substitute they use for the diet stuff is 10,000 times worse for you than drinking the twenty nine spoons of sugar in the ordinary cans

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

it's not funny
it tastes nice

humph
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

you'd be healthier if you ditched the diet coke and took up smoking forty rollies a day, and had steak three times a week

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)

i did a new thread
this one was depressing me and my hollow diabetic diet coke addled bones
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Doctor Ape to the rescue

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)

roryape
aka rape
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)

there's never been sufficent evidence for a successful prosecution to date thanks

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)

shut up and come and play in my new thread
it's cold and lonely over there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)

But the ones with the sugar in
(and the 'zero' ones that taste just like the ones with the sugar in) taste way too sweet. The taste of diet coke is nice and sharp and just hits right at the back of your throat.

In the next few years, almost all saccharines will probably be replaced with stevia anyway. Isn't that supposed to be a lot less harmful?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)

i'm making up these facts as I go along, this is the internet after all
probably not, all the substutes are junk anyway, and worryingly carcenogenic, generally leading down the route to diabetes in any event
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

must be true
www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2275500/Diet-fizzy-drinks-make-60-MORE-likely-diabetes-regular-fat-versions.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Considering how much diet pepsi I drink
I should be the queen of diabetes. But I just had a bunch of blood tests done a couple of weeks ago and I'm disappointingly healthy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)

apart from the whole being mad thing

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Well, yeah, there is that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:05, Reply)

i'm just permanently thirsty, no other symptoms
i blame rory
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:05, Reply)

I'm actually in the highest danger group for type 2.
Fat, fair, and forty.
Have you been tested recently? I know you don't fall into those groups, but it wouldn't hurt to know.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)

i did the urine one only as part of a general health checkup about a year ago
and that showed no glucose. but the thirst is driving me mental, so i'll probably have to give in and book an appointment. urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:10, Reply)

ort uck ugl
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Isn't all this sweeteners in fizzy pop cause cancer stuff one of those things that real scientists say is bollocks?

( Peej, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:05, Reply)

wasn't there a case a while ago
where the scientists who proved that nutrasweet caused cancer in rats were mysteriously found dead?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Proved? Properly Peer reviewed etc?
I need MIGHTY BADGER!
( Peej, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)

I think you can find published papers claiming that pretty much everything is carcinogenic.
I think modern life must cause cancer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)

www.reuters.com/article/2012/05/23/us-sugar-stevia-idUSBRE84M0Y120120523
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)

mmmm Danone

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:05, Reply)

enough about your ex, what were the chickens like?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)

cute!
i like birds.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)